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"Siddown! You too, sister!"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

"Who's the skirt?"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"Whoahhhhhh Doc, slow down...speak English will ya?"

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

"It's ok boss, this guy ain't packin'."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

"You must be new in town, stranger."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

"Why, nobody can shoot like that except Blanco Billy. Say..."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"In Kansas City, they have big hotels with running water, hot and cold- why, you could take a bath once a week!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

"Hold me [man's name]! Hold me like you did in [place name i.e. Paris, Rome, Naboo, etc]"

"Tell me the truth, Doc... *COUGH/wheeze*"

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature and because of it, the greatest in the universe."

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

"Wow 25 cents, I'm rich now! Gee, thanks mister!"

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

"The evening stage is leaving in about 15 minutes. I suggest you be on it."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

"I was talking to THE LADY!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Where's the Kid?"
Johnny: "The Kid ain't comin' back Charlie"
Charlie: "You mean..."
Johnny: "Yeah, he bought it, the joint was crawlin' wit' coppers, there was nuttin' we could do Charlie"

*Charlie turns away and punches wall*

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Little Old Lady: "Why Charles, I haven't seen you since..."
Charlie: "I think you should sit down Mrs. Lombardi..."
Little Old Lady: "... why what's wrong Charlie, oh..."
Charlie: *removes hat* "... yes, Mrs Lombardi, it's about Joey..."
Little Old Lady: "Joseph!"
Charlie: "He..." *fiddles with hat* "... he... awwwwwwww..."
Little Old Lady: *staring straight ahead* "It's OK, Charles, it's OK..."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Shorty: "I'm tellin' you Johnny, he ain't been the same since the Kid bought it, he's losin' his noive..."
Johnny: "... why you!"
Shorty: "You know it's true Johnny, he's through, finished..."
Johnny: "If Charlie hears you talkin' like that, you'll be one whose through!"
Shorty: "Well he'd better not hear me then, huh Johnny?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Johnny: Don't worry, Billy... we'll make it to California... someday...
Billy: We sure will... *COUGH WHEEZE*

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Say, Shorty, word on the street tells me you been runnin' off your mouth"
Shorty: "I don't know what you mean Charlie."
Charlie: "I hear you been goin' round saying that Charlie Caroli's through, that he's lost his noive."
Shorty: "I wouldn't do that Charlie, honest! You know I wouldn't say nuttin' like that Charlie!"
Charlie: "Well, I don't know Shorty... would ya? Would he..." *swivels round* "... Johnny?"
Johnny: "Shorty's right, you've lost it since the Kid got stiffed, you're becoming a liabilty."
Charlie: "Well is that so Johnny? Now ain't this a pretty to-do?"
Johnny: "Don't even think about reachin' for that Derringer, Charlie or you'll ended up deader than the Kid."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

"there's only two things a fella can trust in this world, and dames ain't one of em."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

You ain't foolin' no one, sweetheart. You never knew how to handle a rod

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

"Spare a few pesos ta whet ma whistle, friend?"
"You've had enough, sheriff"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

FBI agents turn on TV news to get vital information on the case they're trying to break.

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Grande Dame Singer: "I'll have you know, I've sung before crowned heads."

Director: "You've left yourself wide open for a crack ... I'll let it pass."

(actually, only in Busby Berkeley's Footlight Parade w/ Cagney, now on DVD)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

high speed chase, one car cuts off fruit truck, fruit truck runs up sidewalk narrowly missing milk truck, fruit truck overturns, fruit goes everywhere
-- nein Socken

Ha, I came here to post that one - I was going to add, fruit cart owner shakes fist at departing cars, shouting insults in french or Belgian.

― ratty, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Belgian?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Or Mandarin, if the incident takes place on one of the hilly avenues of San Francisco.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

haha @ "noive"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

Flemish.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:05 (twenty years ago)

This thread, 30 years time..

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

some really hard, closed-mouth kissing

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Not for more than three seconds, mind.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

"You really want to marry me? And be the father of my child?"
"Why yes, Shelley Winters, I do."

― In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

A tuxedoed, studious, bookish youth, the sheltered son of a robber baron, obediently kneels down to place a shoe upon a glamorous stocking foot, upon which the camera backs up to follow his gaze as he discovers the ankle-bone is connected to the thigh-bone to the hip-bone.

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

A ruffian in a tavern grabs a comely barmaid by the waist. The barmaid struggles. Ruffian: "Haha, I likes a girl with spirit!"

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I await the film to be made that has everything in this thread in it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Ned, just get the finances together and I'm your man.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

IDEALISTIC DOOMED SECONDARY CHARACTER: I ain't afraid of you, see?
OBVIOUS EVIL GUY: You ain't, eh?
IDSC: Not at all!
OEG: Well, you know what they say, kid.
IDSC: What do they say?
OEG (strikes a match): You play with fire, you're gonna get burned. (lights cigarette) KnowwhatImean?
IDSC: You think you're tough?
OEG: Just givin' you a chance, kid.
IDSC: Well, I don't scare so easy. And I'm comin' after you til I see you in JAIL!
OEG (turns around, smiles ruefully to himself): Sorry to hear that, kid. (turns back around, gun in hand. He FIRES!)
IDSC: Aghhh! (clutches stomach, falls to knees, looks up helplessly at OEG, pitches forward dead)

― gear (gear), Saturday, 10 June 2006 01:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't need you. I don't need NOBODY!

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Sunday, 11 June 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

SALLY: "I'm tired of waitin' around for you to bring home money, Joey!"

JOEY: "C'mon, baby, don't be like that. This time things'll work out, just like I promised."

SALLY: "I've heard that all before, Joey!"

JOEY: "Baby, I'm closer than ever before! I'm gonna be big time. Heck, we BOTH will!"

SALLY: "Aw Joey, those're just more empty promises!"

Joey grabs her by the shoulders and shakes.

JOEY: "Why don't you believe in me?! Why? Why?!"

Joey raises his hand to backslap Sally.

Sally starts crying. She pushes Joey away.

SALLY: "Joey, you're scarin' me!"

Joey looks at her and then turns around, biting his lip.

JOEY: "Oh jeez...sorry, baby, I...I don't know what came over me..."

― gear (gear), Sunday, 11 June 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

".......it was a snub-nosed 44"

― PhilK, Sunday, 16 September 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

detective wearing shirt with sleeves rolled up, loosens tie while talking into old fashioned rotary dial phone: "I'm gonna nail that sick sonofabitch even if the chief takes my badge!"

― snoball, Sunday, 16 September 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

No, you didn't hear anyone called a sick sonofabitch in an old movie. Unless you're talking about True Grit or later.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Technicolor Consultant: Natalie Kalmus

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Closeup still shot of some expository document (newspaper, invitation to fancy dress ball, etc.) with the relevant portion of text helpfully illuminated

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

This is a great thread.

― Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?

― amateurist, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=GLOSSARY

― kenan, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

FREUD

PSYCHOANALYSIS

― Joe, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

a hayride

― Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Long opening credits, no closing credits.

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"A good cast is worth repeating"

― Matt #2, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

this thread was my proudest ilx achievement.

― J.D., Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

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