Blue Saturday

thought that was jilly cooper tbh

tbf cott is probly more jilly c than jackie c

couldn't claim to recognise the distinction tbh

i am kinda into potboilery fiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQdDjy1UtW4

Keep yer chin up NV!

A primary school teacher has been suspended after allegedly labelling locals as "thick" and "inbred" on Facebook, according to Sky sources.

The female teacher at Westcott Primary School in Hull is reported to have posted the statements during an online conversation with other members of staff.

When one of them said he was in town and fed up with bumping into children, the teacher apparently responded: "do you mean top end of holderness road?

"that's bout as far as anyone in east hull goes! no wonder everyone is thick...inbreeding must damage brain development."

Hull Council has launched an investigation and the chair of the governors Mary Wallace has written to parents to offer them a "sincere apology".

;_;

heard about it last night. uncharitable people might suggest that the teachers' position at that school is a bit untenable now.

but y'know shock horror middle class teachers consider themselves above the families they work with etc

(whoever outed the Facebook comments printed them up and plastered them over the school gates apparently :D )

tbf, tho

eh i meant to come back and soften that with w/e but work called, lol i'm a bollix now

ha i was trying to think of a measured response but fuggit i have to work with dicks like these, i'm not gonna write a eulogy to the saintly people of East Hull but tbf Westcott isn't even in that rough a catchment area

i hear that /public housing/

sleepy, full a port, can't view youtubes

Other'n that, i'm here

not just port but mainly port

Someone post an appropriate youtube for 'desperately wanting sleek electronic goods you can't afford'

:)

port ain't a bad place to be

not finding a taste for it tbh but the bottle's been winking at me this long 6 month now so

'that bottle' said i to the portrait of behan 'will finish me, or i it, begod'.

apparently pubs hide bottles of low-quality port so they can make "Cheeky Wimto"s, apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PInNrFZQEwk

i think Dick G is a bit of a drama queen sometimes but he can't half nail a tune

always the youtubes, always

I come to this thread as a vagrant comes to the champs-elysees, possibly tolerated but ignorant, excluded and taunted

darragh if i cd express myself clearer than the casual youtube i wd do that but alls i have is the occasional comment and other people's talent

anyone the port's three-quarter finished and i'm only half-kilt so by any odds the strong money's backing me and behan's pure vexed.

What d'you mix to uncloy this stuff iyo?

sleep

the occasional comment and other ppl's talent is good enough for dunpy and so not to be sniffed at by the likes of you nor i

sleep is a copout and btwn dunphy and behan and the accusatory quarter-bottle i'd fain raise my eyes in the parish again

it's funny my old man is a horrible celtophobe but has a burning love for Borstal Boy

he may have his priorities the right way round tbh, i should start a thread listing the negative traits of the celt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNmCUoMthqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOO0AQMIbkg

this is the best song, i think

it sounds a bit like Peter Hammill's "Candle", strangely enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGXxcSdsXJ4

Cheer up boo <3

THERE died a myriad,
And of the best, among them,
For an old bitch gone in the teeth,
For a botched civilization,

Charm, smiling at the good mouth,
Quick eyes gone under earth's lid,

For two gross of broken statues,
For a few thousand battered books.

Oh mother my mouth is full of stars
As cartridges in the tray
My blood is a twin-branched scarlet tree
And it runs all runs away;
Oh cooks to the galley is sounded off
And the lads are down in the mess
But I lie down by the forward gun
With a bullet in my breast.
Don’t send me a parcel at Christmas time
Of socks and nutty and wine
And don’t depend on a long week-end
By the Great Western line.
Farewell Aggie-Weston. The barracks at Guz,
Hang my tiddley suit on the door
I’m sewn up neat in a canvas sheet,
And I shan’t be home no more.

Oh mother my mouth is full of stars

Sorry to hear that NV :-( You moving out?

how do

know anything with john terry?

dunno, trying to think of a word that rhymes with "front"

LBI not quite yet but i'm looking :(

'national'

John Terry has never publically supported the policies of the National Front.
He's still a cunt.

don't scan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerihew

tsk, philistines

just cos some cunt named a thing don't make it a thing imo

eh apologies lapsed into the c-word vernacular there

so we're back here are we?

i live in a new house now.

work internet filter wouldn't let me open this thread cos of "adult content".

too hungover to be useful today but the hangover is a hangover from old me cos i swear leaves have been turned. and today feels too early to be back tbh.

oh and it feels nice to have SB back :D

i remember when sb etc etc

wb imo i never really warmed to julie lagger tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ESdn0MuJWQ&ob=av3e

guilty pleasure but the sky's so blue today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2UriAMDuwA

also feeling this, fucking ludicrous 80s video aside

fucking blue moon saturday