Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Robson's United career for the first half of the 80s largely consisted of him more or less single-handedly keeping the team in contention, then inevitably getting injured (again) and watching the team collapse without him (again).

ok fair point, i'll concede Robson was perhaps one of those players who is well short of international class but a talismanic figure for their club. like Gerrard, Lampard etc.

that was a 'on todays form' ranking and is why i didnt include drogs.

And yet you didn't include the premier league's top scorer? Hmmmm

on today's form it's adebayor, vdv, defoe, rvp

premierships top goalscorer is a plucky right back tho?

so sick of the pro-rooney bias around here

lol

Describing his transfer on Deadline Day, he said: "It was very stressful. At 6pm, they said everything had broken down. Then, at 8.30pm, everything started again. But there wasn't time to have a medical. I went to the offices of the club (Everton) and from there I told Arsenal to trust me and that if some medical problem was found it would be my responsibility."

Such was the interest in the little Peruvian that his first appearance in a black and white shirt for Newcastle reserves resulted in the kick off being delayed to accommodate the large crowd, many of whom had been delayed after a lorry had shed its load blocking one of the major routes into the city. Solano justified the turnout with a goal.

While the most objectionable people at Chelsea used to be kept in the stands, with John Terry they broke onto the pitch. JT, the white man who had a fruity discussion with the black Ledley King during a sending off, he’s their icon. Their Cantona, the man with the intrinsic emotional bond between player and supporters. A humble man who considered a fitting tribute to Guus Hiddink to be, ‘he kept in touch with me – which shows the measure of the man,’ without irony. This is their icon, who abused his position as club and England captain – no apology yet. Mr Chelsea, who supposedly put the knife in Mourinho’s back. Like Chelsea overall, he carries the unearned air of knowledge and civility, only to out himself as charmless and self-regarding. There are two types of cunt in this world, everyone else, and those who are John Terry.

That first line is entirely factually inaccurate given this is a club whose captain used to be DENNIS WISE.

That last sentence is gold. xp

i want to write poetry again

The last sentence is wonderful, yes.

time to revive the "john terry is a cunt" poetry thread?

that's what i'm sayin

It feels like old news but still I can largely go along with that para.

That site loves Mourinho, so their judgment is questionable.

<3 mourinho

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glen johnson yet to weigh in on twitter disappointingly.

also lol at all the City players on the bench vs Bayern backing Mancini's version of events, and even more lols at Tevez demanding ab apology from Mancini.

That Surreal Football article is so challenging and unpredictable. Really brave, bold piece of writing. I mean, it's just so GODDAMN surreal!

what kept you?

I'd drink too if I had to hang out with Phil Thompson and those on cunts every Saturday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0pvMNWfBGE

LEGERND

New baby. Will probably grow up to be a right-wing JT-loving cunt who has to 'buy its own furniture', ffs.

Seriously, though, I'm clearly biased but this trying too hard with stale cliches that were tired eight years ago.

This was the giveaway for me:

'So it was such a surprise to hear ‘Let him die!’ directed at the Foreign Man.'

Dude is pretending to be old school, pre-Sky, proper fan not one of these Chelsea arrivistes (who are simultaneously vile newbies and Nazi neanderthals) but then is 'surprised' by a chant that has been sung at football matches since the 1970s.

Bet he was born in 1990 and learnt everything he knows about football culture from Red Issue and James Lawton. Whole thing screams new fan who is trying soooo hard to pretend he isn't. Bless.

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Congrats, Pete. Do the right thing and steer 'it' towards Fulham though.

Congratulations Pete!

JT still a cunt. You're mostly right about the other stuff.

yah congrats!

Levy has managed to keep the weekly wage ceiling at the club bolted down to around £70,000, with some players topping up their pay with performance-related bonuses. Even Emmanuel Adebayor, the on-loan Manchester City striker, has been accommodated into the structure. He might earn £170,000-a-week but City are contributing £100,000-a-week for the duration of his season-long deal. As an aside, this feels like one of the most graphic examples of City's financial might/extravagance.

pretty incred really

In a recent survey with some of the biggest names in the game, including Harry Redknapp, Roberto Mancini and David Moyes, the legendary heavyweight boxer Ali was a clear favourite when it came to deciding who they would most like to share a meal with.

The full list:

Harry Redknapp - Muhammad Ali, Vincent O’Brien, Bobby Moore
Paul Ince – Wife, John F Kennedy, Tiger Woods
Paul Lambert - Elvis Presley, George Bush, George Best
Roberto Di Matteo - Julius Caesar, Claudia Schiffer, Robert De Niro
Sam Allardyce - Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, Sir Alex Ferguson
Sven Goran Eriksson - Nelson Mandela, Pope John Paul, Barack Obama
Chris Coleman - John F Kennedy, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix
Tony Adams - Jesus, Sir Alf Ramsey, Scarlett Johansson
Simon Grayson - Geoffrey Boycott, Bono, Don Revie
Roberto Mancini - Paolo Mantovani, The Pope, Sheikh Mansour
Rafa Benitez - Julius Caesar, Al Pacino, Napoleon
David Moyes - Mother, Tommy Burns, Kylie Minogue
Gustavo Poyet - Fernando Morena, Michael Jordan, Wife
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Steve McClaren - Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama, Sir Alex Ferguson
Alex McLeish - Robert Di Niro, John Lennon, Muhammad Ali
Alan Pardew - Muhammad Ali, Barrack Obama, Spike Milligan
Peter Reid - Elvis Presley, Jesus Christ, Angelina Jolie
Chris Hughton - Martin Luther King, Muhammad Ali, Bill Shankly
Gianfranco Zola - Father, wife, Diego Maradona

rafa's are perfect

poll

rafa's are sooooo rafa.

I mean, Napoleon. Straight trollin

lols from

David Moyes - Mother, Tommy Burns, Kylie Minogue

this cunt is the living end tho

Simon Grayson - Geoffrey Boycott, Bono, Don Revie

Neil Warnock just wants his peking duck served with duck sauce.

also, cheating really by naming 7 people altogether.

6 people.

No Jol ;_;

Father, wife, Diego Maradona beautiful

Mancini evidently can't get a meeting with the UAE during business hours.

i wd question Tony Adams and Peter Reid's decision to invite a noted hotty to dinner with Jesus, like the latter's not gonna cancel out any motivation for inviting the former.

Adams' should be submitted to the So Not Going To Happen thread.

lol apparently neil warnock meant the queen, not queen.

apologies if this was obvious to everyone.

I wasn't quite sure who he meant either tbh.

If I was Paul Ince I'd think twice about taking my wife out with JFK.

Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
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yah his wife might get taken out too xp

Anyone listing Siralex is such a sycophantic cunt. You've got every major historical figure to choose from and you pick someone you see at least twice a season anyway.