Your fucking dinner

4 motherfuckin chicken wings fried up at the ghetto chineee.

(with hot sauce)

last night I had a load of fucking asparagus, and then some cockfarming cheese and motherfucking bread and crackers.

Maybe tonight I will go to the total cockfarming Lebanese imbiss that has opened up down the road.

summertime dinner - ribeye steak, corn on the cob, salad with super A+ farmer's market tomatoes, nectarines, strawberries
plus a gin & tonic!

fuckin' Sonic chili dog, onion rings, cherry limeade

^ hero

Chili, not v. good.

chorizo, manchego, toast, bottle of wine, couple bottles IPA

Pizza dough I made—and refrigerated—yesterday, topped with tinned Italian cherry tomatoes, capers, the cheapest ham I could find (which turns out to be pretty good ham), and ... barely enough cheese to cover (I'm reduced to using the little nub-ends of cheese one accumulates in the fridge). I NEED MONEY :-(

I fucking made pumpkin and sweet potato turnovers. They took a fucking age to make but the tomato sauce in them was perfect and I never woulda fucking thought of putting fucking mustard in them. They were fucking delicious and deliciously greasy.

"My fucking chili sucked" is how I should have phrased my entry I guess.

Linguine with some juicy-ass zucchini sauteed in motherfuckin' olive oil and garlic with lots of crack-a-lacked pepper and a little grated cheese

A Greek salad with fresh Bulgarian fuckin' feta, kalamata olives, tomatoes, green peppers, lettuce of course (bitch) and onions. And balsamic/olive oil dressing for dat ass.

still at work. i'll probably be too tired by the time i get home to make anything other than fucking grilled cheese & tomato soup.

mahi fucking mahi with lime and spices accompanied by lettuce, tomato, olives, and some spicy fucking black beans.

THREE MICROWAVED FUCKIN HOT DOGS AND A GLASS OF FUCKIN WATER BIG PIMPIN BOOOYAAAHHHHH

Boca veggie "Italian sausage," some red bliss potato salad from Whole Foods, and a big salad including radicchio, tomatoes, mozarella, cinnamon-coated pecans and locally grown raspberries, covered with a blackberry vinaigrette from the Cleveland Botanical Garden, plus a bottle of fucking Red Stripe.

We ate some fucking pizza with fucking pepperoni and fucking artichokes and it was FUCKING DELICIOUS.

Washed it down with some fucking TINK which if you don't know is fucking GRAPEFRUIT SODA from fucking JAMAICA motherfucker!

I mean fucking TING not fucking TINK motherfucker! It's what fucking Fresca only DREAMS of fucking accomplishing in taste fucking sensation!

Tuna-Key Lime-Onion-Radish-Watermelon Ceviche
Manchego-Corn-Black Truffle-Crema-Chive Quesadilla
Maitake-Huitlacoche-Nopal-Queso Tacos
Jamaica-Muddled Blueberries-Fresh Lime Margarita
Fuck Yeah

where did you go?

Toh-lo-AH-che

wow, all those ceviches on the menu!!!

I'm going to bake a big-ass potato and make some fucking mushroom stroganoff to unload all over it.

"ass potato" does not sound appetising...

squid ink spaghetti

all i had in was a chicken breast,and some tomato burger relish. so, i threw in a frying pan and served with some rice, it was... okay.

soppressata and walnuts
whole wheat pasta fresca with romanesco, lemon zest, garlic and reggiano
midnight moon with red and black grapes and heirloom apple

fucking nachos

i ordered a pizza a fucking HOUR ago.
where are you, pizza????

fuckin spag and a little bit of fuckin oil with salt and pepper and fake chicken fuckin nuggets. not fuckin bad. i really have no imagination when it comes to cooking.

oh yeah, some sourdough wheat bread from the greenmarket with the cheese course

chili. not like MY fuckin chili (where's the cumin? more beans!) but pretty good nonetheless.

roast fucking beef with masshed potatoes. also, buffalo chickenshit tenders and french faggot fries

^^want this

that is a big and confusing dinner. and no green :(

it does sound kind of amazing though. (and my dinner had no green. the only green i had today were some peas at lunch. i'm bad at vegetables, i mainly eat orange ones.)

hipster bachelorette dinner:

organic toaster pastries
some leftover new zealand cheddar, with whole grain bread
probably a banana in a bit

yeah it's kind of a weird dinner but hey it's a college dining hall

risotto with chicken, artichokes, peas and fontina cheese. big helping!

Swiss fucking Chalet

feel like a steak. might do it with this pepper, red wine, parmesan and chilli recipe that i know, usually pretty good.

Montauk Striped Bass with local sorrel, lemon
Local Broccoli
Pasta with wine/cream/sorrel/oyster mushrooms
Greenmarket salad, SF sourdough
Raspberries, Blackberries
Wakatake Onikoroshi

Early Thanksgiving potluck. TWO turkeys, two vats of mashed potatoes, multiple boxes of stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, and corn pudding, for the basics. People also brought spinach & eggplant salad, some kind of Germanic macaroni & cheese, sausage balls, crackers & dips, hot cider with whiskey, beer, several desserts (I contributed apple crisp), and bread with pot butter. It was ridiculous. And glorious.

Comice Pear

grass fed and finished new york strip, pan-seared, medium rare
broccoli
berry crisp made w/ marionberries, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries
Beecher's flagship cheese
Hedges CMS

fucking raw tuna yeeaaah
some soup i didn't eat because it was boring
salmon and lentils de puy whatever fucking salmon yeah

i have realized that i'm only really interested in balls to the wall food. or possibly anything for that matter. give me sustenance or give me righteous opulence

two tacos al pastor
two tacos carne asada
coca-cola

fucking arugula salad w/pecorino
spicy sumbitch roast chicken w/bastard beets & carrots
2 gotdamn glasses malbec

Man, Rice-a-Roni really IS the San Francisco treat!

I had a fucking rib-eye steak, with rutabaga and potato mash and a goddamn cheesecake for dessert. At home.

Pi-fucking-zza