"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

my dad now has a fan page

the childhood weirdness of ppl recognizing my dad at the grocery store has entered the 21st century

Is he a famous dude or something?

he's been the local weather guy on the top station in his small market for the last 30 years, so as a kid he got recognized everywhere and even now i get friend requests from people down there who by all clear signs are only req'ing me because i'm listed as his son.

is the weather there described as [HOOS SR.] WEATHER?

lol i don't understand that question

he used to do an afternoon bit where he'd do the weather outside on "[HOOS'S DAD'S] terrace," they had a bbq grill and restaurants would come in with food to do promos and stuff, i got so fat in middle school eating free food after school on the terrace

lol i don't understand that question

Tom Skilling is a famous Chicago weather forecaster and they call it SKILLING'S WEATHER.

It is cool and perfect that your dad is the local weather forecaster, btw.

lolcal station in pittsburgh's longtime weather dude was joe denardo and all their chyrons and stuff was branded with like DENARDO FORECAST etc.

ahhh

lol lol lol a picture of my dad now appears in my "likes"

No reflection on yr dad at all Hoos but who the heck "likes" the local weatherman on FB? That seems ... weird.

I befriended the local anchorman of my hometown and I was genuinely fucked up when I saw how fucking inbred his posts were.

Chicago forecaster Tom Skilling has tons of likes, and he kind of sucks.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3v22pzw81qznlgbo1_500.jpg

woul pay money to have my dad yell WHO WANTS THIS DOG once a week

also trayce fwiw i am from a v small and boring part of texas, people take what celebrity they can get.

i followed our local weather girl on twitter because i had a crush on her and got an immediate followback

p sure it took me about 3 weeks to unfollow her

Fair enough hoos! I am originally from a small town too, I know how it is.

just checked and she's still following me like 3 years later

love u @MalikaDudley!!

Related searches: malika dudley swimsuit

Loving your twitter following reasons

Facebook's current population of 800 million users makes it bigger than the entire internet was in 2004

re: my stranger poking misadventure, I asked our mutual friend what could have been the intention behind it and the jist was "well he probably guessed you're a homo too and he wants a bit". It doesn't state it on my profile, or even that I'm single, but whaatever - he's not bad-looking so I returned the poke like the disgusting savage I am.

That really seems like the noblest use of the poke feature, so good for you.

I'm almost converted!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i just received an "invitation to join facebook" from MYSELF

i have a separate gmail account for one of my tumblrs and it received an invitation from my actual facebook account (tied to my primary gmail account)

i dont remember ever telling facebook they could go through my gmail contacts-- how can i lock this down?

gr8081

that is pretty fucked up

what the fuck

yeah i got something similar - an invitation to be friends with someone i'm already friends with. the sender address looked dodgy, and it sent it to an old gmail address that i used to sign up to facebook with that is no longer my notifications address.

Yeah I was thinking of what you had said earlier J, maybe its a virus?

anyone got new Facebook yet? wasn't it meant to roll out last week?

i got, seems like they're running behind on the full rollout tho

how is it?

i like it a lot, but that should surprise no one tbh. less scrolling!

i like scrolling

I'm confuased about the new thingy. I thought anyone who'd switched to it, you'd see their profile in that new format now.

But you dont? Do you only see the new format if youre on it yrself? idgi

> gr8081

lol

Speaking of no scrolling: Opera announced today they'll paginate content, no more scrollbars, to make webpages easier on handheld devices! /offtopic

So I realised this yesterday, not sure how long it's been around for, but if you set all your uploaded photos to 'friends only' (I always do) this no longer means 'friends only' - anyone you tag in the picture also has their friends able to see (and comment on and like) the photo. There doesn't seem to be a way to make it *actually* friends-only.

A longtime crush's mom added me as a friend, then sent a message saying it was a sorta mistake (she clicked a post I'd tagged her daughter in and before she knew it a request was sent). I write a nice and understanding note back and--long story short--we are now fb friends whose most common interest is how awesome her daughter is.

C'est la vie.

pix

http://i.imgur.com/phQlU.png

Ugh, no.

http://i.imgur.com/7kVv5.png

Oh FFS.

turrets?

yeah right. castles don't exist. they're just in books.

fuckthisguy.jpg

I could write a lot of mean things about the ways in which I hope this person learns their lesson.

christ, what a moran