"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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Just received a warning when trying to click on a link to a blog by a respected company (it's legit), and now I have to download MacAffee's SiteAdvisor plug-in if I want to follow the link from Facebook. Otherwise, no go.

per metal injection (Eazy), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

first they get you to friend fake profiles. pretty soon more and more of your friends are fake profiles. then you notice you haven't talked to your real friends in awhile. then you're a fake profile. then they start recommending you to new ppl.

Mordy, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

when you click on guardian articles from facebook, it forces you to sign up for the guardian's facebook app

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

sometimes I get captcha's when trying to post youtube stuff. :/

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

my application for getting a puppy was denied

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

LIKE

markers, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

UNFRIEND

markers, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

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markers, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

gr80 - not entirely sure, but then i'm not entirely sure why the fake sexxy girl profiles exist.

sarahel, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm, and now this MacAffee program tried to make Yahoo my home page, etc., etc.

per metal injection (Eazy), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

think you're compromised, bro

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

it's too late to compromise

markers, Monday, 3 October 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

Fake sexxy women profiles exist to get to a certain number of contacts, then they mass message everyone a URL to their webcam site

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

I've definitely been hit by fake profiles before - I see that they're mutual friends with some people I know, accept, and then they start tagging me in product advertisement posts. in between the product advertisement posts, they post youtubes of random music videos, to keep the sheepskin on.

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

I don't accept friends-of-friends who add me if I don't know them!

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

does it make you think less of your friends who added them before they were even friends of friends? like obviously they were like, "wow, hot fake body" and clicked add and now you reap misfortune bc of their horniness

Mordy, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

i always like taking a few second too lol at the lineup of 14 to 15 dudes in the "girl's" friends list before i click ignore/block

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm facebook has gone back to old style for me, no ticker

reminds me how much better it was this way

whiney g. aimhouse (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

they're not even overtly sexy - they're more like 'girl/boy next door' types xp to mordy

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

all of this has happened on my HK account. I keep my real account 100

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

how can the be next door if they're in HK

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

I dug this hole in the ground

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh it changed back again. darn

whiney g. aimhouse (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, it switched back to the old stuff for me too but they're not going to get rid of the ticker

markers, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

Someone else just posted on my feed saying it reverted, then reverted back again.

Didnt happen for me!

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, hey, here's why they gave me that warning--which kept me from leaving Facebook by following a link.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/03/tech/social-media/facebook-phishing-scams/index.html

Guess they think Ford Models is going to steal my stuff.

per metal injection (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol that getty has this as a stock image for facebook

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/111003044016-facebook-security-story-top.jpg

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

What's the etiquette for a when a friend of a friend who you've never actually met or even heard of pokes you on Facebook? Is it expected that I should poke back, or befriend? Am I to assume this person is digging on me based on a profile picture, or are they actually trying to get me to join a paedophile ring?

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

Personally, I would never respond to a poke, because people who poke are disgusting savages imo, and I would not want to fraternise with them, even virtually. If there is such a thing as poking etiquette, then it can go hang.

facebook conspiracy theorist (krakow), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)

More context needed to answer this. Are they
the opposite sex? Does your profile say you are single? Could you ask your friend of the pokey friend why they poked you?

Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

Why do people friend people they don't know?

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

So they can have like 5,231 friends.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

why because you look pretty

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

why because they look intersting

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

I used to only friend ppl that I had met, but then I started getting a lot of requests from twitter followers. So whatever, I basically accept every thing these days. I have so little personal information on there, it doesn't really matter to me.

Jeff, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://bokardo.com/img/facebook-logout.png

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15165334

conrad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Kim Jong-il grandson on Facebook

conrad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

facebook is really hurting my head now

i can't bear to look at it for more than a minute

can't we all just go back to using email lists or something?

geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

Threaded discussion! I almost forgot how great email clients got at that.

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

my dad now has a fan page

the childhood weirdness of ppl recognizing my dad at the grocery store has entered the 21st century

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Is he a famous dude or something?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

he's been the local weather guy on the top station in his small market for the last 30 years, so as a kid he got recognized everywhere and even now i get friend requests from people down there who by all clear signs are only req'ing me because i'm listed as his son.

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

is the weather there described as [HOOS SR.] WEATHER?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol i don't understand that question

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

he used to do an afternoon bit where he'd do the weather outside on "[HOOS'S DAD'S] terrace," they had a bbq grill and restaurants would come in with food to do promos and stuff, i got so fat in middle school eating free food after school on the terrace

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol i don't understand that question

Tom Skilling is a famous Chicago weather forecaster and they call it SKILLING'S WEATHER.

It is cool and perfect that your dad is the local weather forecaster, btw.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

lolcal station in pittsburgh's longtime weather dude was joe denardo and all their chyrons and stuff was branded with like DENARDO FORECAST etc.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

ahhh

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol lol lol a picture of my dad now appears in my "likes"

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)


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