WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread

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http://www.freebeernet.com/warning.gif

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

VERY BIG MOUTH DO NOT EAT

http://www.stynk-monkey.com/forumimages/silica.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

"pedestrians give way to cars"

HA. That they do. Particularly when hit by them.

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

TERRIFYING HORRORSHOW PSYCHEDELIC MR. YUK TV COMMERCIAL

Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

abbott: I know I've mentioned this before alsewhere, but that's EXACTLY the commercial that, when it cam on television, would make me burst into tears and run howling from the room, hysterical and inconsolable. I still have a vague recollection of the feeling of bottomless TERROR that I got during just the first few bars of the Mr Yuk song.

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dajinc.com/images/conveyor.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1809465_37502d098d.jpg

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I have having the *worst* flashback to Industrial Arts class EVER. THX EVERYONE.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.goingjesus.com/img/liftwarninglabel.gif

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

hey, that's the same dude from the "tripping" sign!

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

HILARIOUSLY GORY GERMAN INDUSTRIAL SAFETY FILM

Abbott, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.psychophil.com/weblog/wp-content/images/warninglabel.gif

I know we've ween the baby upthread, but apparently dad wants in on the plastic bag action as well.

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://tenser.typepad.com/tenser_said_the_tensor/images/doorsign.jpg

lol crotchpinch

xpost: WEEN THE BABY

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

"Keep away from the suicidal."

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://boingboing.hexten.net/images/smack.jpg

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS TRYING TO TELL ME.

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1T_tyE2yHI

TOTAL CARNAGE

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://hewgill.com/~greg/takahashi-warning.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS TRYING TO TELL ME.

l: "little brothers suck at kendo"
2: "rc tanks will gank you with the quickness, tho; mind yer neck"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/archives/Danger_Avoid_Death.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.core77.com/blog/images/wii_nono.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://munimanpete.unicyclist.com/nutbreaker.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Not a warning label per se, but notable for BEST REDUNDANCY EVER.

http://www.singletrackworld.co.uk/mod/submit/images/967-2.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/299771623_9eeeacc161.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sockmuppet.com/amuse/childfire.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/377472432_4155e8c3e3.jpg
this one possibly warning that lynchian shit is about to go down?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/436565958_24c389b7bd_o.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

xpost what is he doing to that duck?

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

the thing about this one is the surroundings of the sign
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/87647836_e89a2456da.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/437373501_05df579f18_o.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/210544969_6afd6c20b1.jpg
WARNING: YOU WILL GET SERVED

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/foresttoilet.jpg

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

xxxxpost: warning, man-shaped bridge prone to oscillations

Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/150680225_3bbfb7806c.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/nojazzhands.jpg

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

DONT POOP ON THE GERMAN TREES

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/45458886_87964bbfe5.jpg
GLEN DANZIG DO NOT COME HERE

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/79282667_943d167627.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mullings.com/no-dogs.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theinterpretersfriend.com/misc/humr/warning-sign.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/unhappyanimals.jpg

someday this oppression will end

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/244665672_e6147d8d26.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/551513641_1f32053397.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bedford.k12.ny.us/flhs/science/geoscience/images/laconchita_warning.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/19523654_46951e87c8.jpg
WARNING: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/278982232_34d913cefe.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

OMG, last 2 minutes of 'Klaus' = MOST UNHOLY BATSHIT INSANE MADNESS NOT DIRECTED BY PETER JACKSON

Just got offed, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/gender-sign.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/158578312_4c886a0044.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/redhotchilipeppers.jpg

barry bonds ahead

kenan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1252/1001915836_cb672358b4.jpg?v=0

Phil D., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

well it is sound advice

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

OMG nabisco!

Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://physwww.mcmaster.ca/~harris/Images/sign_train.jpg

... and not on like, the train line?

Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

at the restaurant where i work, they have a huge old-fashioned meat-mincer which has this warning: "not to be operated by children or housewives".

Rubyredd, Thursday, 16 August 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.markbernstein.org/elements/BikeSign.jpg

Aja, Thursday, 16 August 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/85378245_9287827c92.jpg

Aja, Thursday, 16 August 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freedomlasertherapy.com/pics/laser_button.jpg

Sonic screwdriver destrpys "Just say NO to Repo Man-style cigarettes."

Abbott, Thursday, 16 August 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://lloydi.com/travel-writing/round-the-world-trip/country/05-australia/08-across-nullarbor/images/dead-roos.jpg

D D D D DEAD ROOO!

Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

Aw that one was a 'shop, I didnt look at it in context :( grr.

Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.swanksigns.org/images/signs/hungrycow.jpg

I'm not sure what the warning is here. Cows will carjack you?

Trayce, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

that's not as bad as them FALLING ON YOUR CAR (SEE UPTHREAD)

kenan, Thursday, 16 August 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/305055672_92f470c83b.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/18/34_pics_41126.jpg

joygoat, Monday, 20 August 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

the first sign was missing something
http://lolrider.com/images/walruses.jpg

ken c, Monday, 20 August 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/397297880_f56a3c3c54.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/28061409_02a45690af.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, the blood on that last one is a little much.

The Yellow Kid, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

The missing shoe is a nice touch, though.

kenan, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine that irl, your shoe would come off if you got hit by a 1986 Crown Victoria.

kenan, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

xposts to Trayce: that is clearly "warning, front wheel liable to turn into cow"

Just got offed, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)


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