Defend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade

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The set design on Rivendell in the Peter Jackson movies looked like it was done by Kinkade.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

(Actually, Orlando Bloom in the Peter Jackson movies looked like he was done by Kinkade.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

I think of his stuff as modern day Norman Rockwell. Only with fewer puppies.

This does a grave disservice to Rockwell!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

That's funny, gypsy mothra. One of the people I took to the Goldsworthy is a LOTR nut and said he kinda wished that the elf architecture in the movies was more like Goldsworthy's stuff.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Vomitous.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

I think my mother hates him more than she hates the president
Mine too! AND Currin also is Marked for Death by Mom. We've had endless debates over it. I just think it's kicky that an "artist" OF ANY KIND can make himself a household word. As if any of Kinkade's fans are going to buy my mother's weird paintings instead, in the event that the P of L is assassinated and all his paintings burned. I'm sure they're flame-retardant. Those people are never ever ever gonna go for anything else. The paintings reinforce their pot-of-gold-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow delusions. "Honey, this is our little cottage!!!" Fine. I just can't get worked up about it.
But I actually want that Disneyland painting! I guess I could replicate it, in a fashion. Actually, everyone on this thread should paint a Thomas Kinkade painting!!!
C'mon, folks! Get cracking!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Sniffle - I don't have a place to do oil painting right now. Maybe I could do it in prismacolor.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

I think a lot of the people who like Kinkade would probably consider Warhol just a homo junkie scumbag.

Kinkade yaoi, now there's a whole new market. I like the Disneyland picture, I confess, partly because it's the best giggly kitsch ever, partly because it really does exhibit what "Disneyland" signifies to many Americans in the 20th/1st century, partly because it looks like an Alma-Tadema painting (whom I love for his giggly kitsch).

Paul Ess (Paul Ess), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

To hate the Disneyland picture is to hate LIFE!!!!
Maybe I could do it in prismacolor.
I think a wide variety of media should be encouraged. It's funny, I did a series of paintings of little shacks, most of them nightscapes, with lots of multicolored stars and smudges and reflections, and sometimes even flowers. They don't look like Kinkades, my painting is a little too brutish. I could push them into Kinkadism if I just took a little more care, but I'm a slob. Beth Parker, Painter of Blight.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Aaaaaaaaah! Thomas Kinkade on QVC is one of the most terrifying and entertaining ways of spending an hour you could wish for.

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Serious question: what is BAD about Kinkade?

I admire Kinkade on a conceptual level, on the level where what he's doing becomes pure modern art. You may argue that this is accidental, that's he's not self-aware, but I don't see how it COULDN'T be self-aware. He's the bastard son of PT Barnum and Andy Warhol. And actually Warhol is the perfec comparison: an emphasis on flash over depth, the use of multiple prints that are only different enough to make them "unique," the creation of a place that identifies with his artistic vision (TS: Hiddenbrooke vs. the Factory), etc.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

For me it's the gooey sentiment and the smug 'I'm special'-ness that seem to permeate his (and his fans') worldview that make him so bad and hated. Although as I mentioned upthread, I'm suspicious that he's cynically pulling one over on his customer base.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

How is he pulling one over on his customers? Most likely, they are looking for: a) art that they enjoy looking at, and/or b) art that is an "investment." They presumably are getting both when they buy a Kinkade piece.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

I love him in a Salute to PT Barnum kind of way. I wish I had that idea first.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

n/a -

Well, I meant in the sense that he's just 'giving the suckers what they want' and not neccesarily painting what he'd like to do most. You know, that he wants most is their money, not to paint gloopy scenes of candle-lit cottages in snowy forests.

But on the subject of b) I doubt very much that his paintings will continue to be good investments. There are simply too many of them and they're too much alike. What we've got here is a speculative bubble based on fiendishly clever marketing.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Kinkade doesn't seem to have much in common w/ Warhol at all (ie i think we're still waiting for Kinkaid's death row or car crash pics)

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

It's beanie babies for the "art" world. I find TK disgusting. It's taking manufactured art to a new level & it feeds on consumer consumption. although, if they're stupid enough to buy it, so be it. TK has never come off as genuine to me & I presume that a lot of his fans think he is. I also hate idyllic life in easter colors.

I don't think that the Warhol comparison is totally fair. Warhol was smarter about his art in a different way. TK comes off as a business more than an artist. He uses gimmicks to increase value & sell more crap. Warhol seems to me more like a running commentary.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

All the xtian kitsch and patriotic schtick that's marketed under his brand is more insidious than the large-scale paintings, IMO. So his stuff is fluffy and froufrou and twee and mass-produced - his followers want that, for now. Not much different from R.C. Gorman, or Bev Doolittle, or Patrick Nagel. But the onslaught of furniture, shower curtains, calendars, knick-knacks, screensavers, etc. all in the name of making his "vision" affordable for the masses is a bit much.

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

How come no one understands "DEFEND THE INDEFENSIBLE" threads but me?

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Note that a Patrick Nagel/Kinkade collaboration would be the end-all/be-all.

also, my parents buy the Kinkade.

and they buy books advertised on the radio.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

He has a luxurious moustache?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

nick, i think everyone "gets" it, but naturally things get derailed.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

OK BEAT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS, FROM THE THOMAS KINKADE OFFICIAL BIO:

It was while growing up in the small town of Placerville, California that these important values were nurtured. It was also during this time that Kinkade began to explore the world around him. He spent a summer on a sketching tour with a college friend, producing the best-selling instructional book, The Artist's Guide to Sketching. The success of the book landed the two young artists at Ralph Bakshi Studios to create background art for the animated feature film Fire and Ice. It was also during this time that Kinkade began to explore light and imaginative worlds with abandon.

HE WORKED FOR THE DUDE WHO MADE THE NOTORIOUS X-RATED ANIMATED FILM "FRITZ THE CAT"!

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I think this pretty much backs up the whole "it's a scam/conceptual art piece" angle.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ralphbakshi.com/images/fireandice.jpg
But he could have been the next Boris Vallejo!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

That Disneyland picture is my desktop now.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I think a better thread title would be "Defend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade fans." Kinkcade drives me crazy, but his followers eat up his limited edition swill with all the fervor of Scientologists.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

And leave nothing for the rest of us!!!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

he makes it easier to buy christmas presents for my grandma. if he did a series of border collies on little farms, i'd probably buy about 20 and save them to give to my grandma every christmas and birthday for the next 10 years.

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

kincaide embodies a v. explicit christian utopia that occurs for most of the 20th century, the end of that kind of womb like totemic belief in buccolic arcadias as a saving grace (cf joan didion article about him in her california book ca 2003.)

i dont like his work aesthetically or poltically but then i am not supposed to, art historians and art critcs have taken a vow against sentiment and against romance, and that vow kind of saddens me--i waonder what happens when we can again make solid arguements about the poltical and social implications of sentiment.

warhol is a non starter here, because warhol always positioned himself in the critical mainstream, his work is beloved by art critics because of its disavowal of sentiment, his pyschosexual ruthlessness is an anthema (sp) to kincaide.

kincaide isnt as interesting as he was 10 years ago, even his fans think that is work has become played out, and the 9/11 peice is the worst kind of patrotic kitsch, and i find him interesting conceptually (the lack of people, the "i come to the garden alone jesus shit, the sheer money, the extension of an artists aura, the mobile assitant and studio, the ahistorical nature of his work, the pyschogeographic sense of place, the cultivating of audience, etc)

i also find his constructions much closer to lets say poussin, then to rockwell (rockwell is harder, more political, more concerned with the everyday life of people).

poussin is v. interesting to compare him to b/c of the political simliarities to their time and place, and the back to the garden arcadian shit that they have so much in common.

kincaide is against most of what i stand for as a critic but most of what i stand for as a critic is so outside of the mainstream, and academics dont seem to fucking realise that, it behooves us to play his game for a while, in the same way it behooves us to listen to whatever is on the top of the pops.

anthony, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

and currin is a bad painter, b/c his irony is so thick and he is being praised for doing something well that he does badly.

currin is way for high end motherfuckers to say, oh i love craft and painting and the tradition and all of that, w/o engaging in it. the ugly, almost misogynst/homophobic paintings are really a way of constructing oppostion, they are self negating.

anthony, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

The success of the book landed the two young artists at Ralph Bakshi Studios to create background art for the animated feature film Fire and Ice.

wow my kinkade/fantasy art connection is validated

amon (eman), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

I worked in nurseries/garden centers for years, met a lot of landscapers and also lots of regular home gardeners. Many landscapers disdain impatiens, a foolproof annual that never ceases flowering. Too common. Also wax begonias, mums, all of these plants that make the average little old lady gardener VERY HAPPY. So what exactly is the problem? If you don't want common, plant a fucking venus flytrap. Just don't begrudge the little old ladies (and those come in all ages and sexes) their common flowers.
Thomas Kinkade: The Wax Begonia of the Art World.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

What's youse guys problem with a little kitsch?

Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

We don't like kitsch until it's at least 20 years old. So wait another 10 years and we'll all be wearing ringer tees with Kincade prints in neon puff paint on the front.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

yeah but don't you want to be doing it first?

Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Over dinner last night I was chastised for my comparison of Kinkade to Rockwell, and must admit I was wrong. Though Rockwell's stuff is sentimental, he didn't idealize the warts and he's an excellent illustrator. Kinkade started as a background painter and he's not gone beyond that.

Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

I saw n/a last night & he made a point of telling me how much he LOVES and ADORES tk!

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Kelsey told me she wants to make sweet love to Kinkade and have a million babies with him.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

well, yeah. but only if my babies look like anne geddes' babies & have tiny paintstrokes on their forehead so i can sell them for more money.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

pyschogeographic

ok, i'm gunna need help with this one

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Where can I see the "9/11 piece"?

Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.onlineartmall.com/limited/thomaskinkade/images/tkk0146.jpg

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Psychogeography

How emotions and behavior are affected by the geographic environment, apparently.

Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

You guys are worried about Thomas Kinkade? Dudes, I give you Josephine Wall.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

How emotions and behavior are affected by the geographic environment, apparently.

oh, ok. at least the term makes sense now...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

calexico album covers are so the indie version of this.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000084HZX.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

what was the other band that did nothing but van-art covers?

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Led Zeppelin?

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhuwkBfGKwQ

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

Or, you can buy one "enhanced" by Kinkade himself for XX+$ and it will be signed with a DNA matrixed (i.e. blood or something) signature.
― Jaq (Jaq), Monday, September 12, 2005 7:58 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goth as fuk

treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:21 (eight years ago)

Dollop episode about him is a good one, for you comedy podcast enjoyers https://castro.fm/episode/YZfxQt

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:44 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

Imagine being so rich you can commission "The Painter of Light" himself to render your mansion in a painting. pic.twitter.com/oHWStEBu0i

— Amiebea (@Amiebea) August 7, 2018

betsy de vos's summer house

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

makes it look like even more of a damn clown house

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 00:12 (seven years ago)

fake river!

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 00:12 (seven years ago)

Looks ripped from McMansion Hell

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 9 August 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

well . . . yes

https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/6/17654434/betsy-devos-yacht-mcmansion-hell

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 00:32 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Ahead of his time! Thomas Kinkade Once Painted a Roll of Toilet Paper.

https://robbreport.com/shelter/art-collectibles/thomas-kincade-toilet-paper-painting-print-covid-2912759/

nickn, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 20:13 (six years ago)

four years pass...

Looks like he's finally getting a documentary, thank god

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/mar/25/thomas-kinkade-documentary

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 March 2025 21:48 (one year ago)

dude was mostly just a fucked-up grifter imo?
idk that i’d watch a doc about him but ymmvv

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 23:02 (one year ago)

That actually sounds like a reason to watch

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 23:03 (one year ago)

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/unseen-thomas-kinkade-paintings-documentary-2622338

Even a 2008 biopic featuring Peter O’Toole and Marcia Gay Harden couldn’t redeem him; it went straight to video.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 23:13 (one year ago)

the dollop podcast did an episode on him: i recommend listening to that to get caught up on this dude’s bullshit

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 March 2025 23:44 (one year ago)

that toilet paper painting is the best painting of his i have seen. it seems like something made by a high schooler trying to imitate giorgrio morandi.

treeship., Thursday, 27 March 2025 01:14 (one year ago)

i don't like his paintings but i find that kind of art inoffensive in jigsaw puzzles, casual video games, cozy mystery book covers, etc.

for a guy who drew a lot of houses he could have learned more about architecture and design. he didn't draw roofs good.

adam t (dat), Friday, 28 March 2025 09:43 (one year ago)

It's sad he died before AI became a thing. A lot of his paintings look like AI and I imagine he wouldn't have hesitated to use the medium to increase his productivity.

I was struck by this heartwarming tribute:
https://i.redd.it/95uycadj89wb1.jpg

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 28 March 2025 13:36 (one year ago)

Blows my mind that james gurney and kinkaid were buddies

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 28 March 2025 13:52 (one year ago)

i was watching a video by Solar Sands, who did that video on Thomas Kinkade, "the most hated artist you probably recognize"... they've got a follow-up on Jeff Koons, "the most hated 'sculptor' you probably recognize". it's mostly them personally trying to figure out how they feel about koons' work and koons himself. they talk a little bit about koons vs. kinkade and koons vs. paul mccarthy.

i don't really have any strong opinions on jeff koons one way or another, i guess. he reminds me a little bit of rick rubin, just without the beard.

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 28 March 2025 16:01 (one year ago)

Matt Zoller Seitz on the documentary:

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/art-for-everybody-thomas-kinkade-documentary-film-review-2025

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 March 2025 17:42 (one year ago)

i don't really have any strong opinions on jeff koons one way or another

the stuff with Cicciolina is pretty cringe and has not aged well

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 28 March 2025 18:17 (one year ago)


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