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Facebook are super creepy about this, though. Like, they'll recommend people who have used the same computer as you.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. Yeah, I'm not one to believe privacy is an utterly sacred thing but some of this stuff vibes borderline illegal to me. What if advertisers contracted w/ Visa to keep track of what you're buying in order to advertise to you better? I'd be all for a fucking lawsuit.

kelpolaris, Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

hmm okay

wolfpupy >>>>> thebibandit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>graeyalien

graeyalien needs to step up imo

dayo, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

The "Who to follow" section is making me ragey. More like "Who to throw down a well, so they'll never be heard from again" amirite.

DaTruf (Nicole), Friday, 7 October 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

just sent my 10,000th tweet

http://twitter.com/misuba/statuses/122403034939670528

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

so happy for you, hoos

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 October 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

AliAlhabsi Ali Al-Habsi
Good Morning everyone.. How's everyone today?.. Now going to Australia on a very long flight

post, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

AliAlhabsi Ali Al-Habsi
Hello everyone.. Finally reached Australia after a very long flight.. :)

post, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh god

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

i was worried i wouldn't have anything to complain about now that Qwikster is no more, but lo! at the top of my Twitter timeline there's some NFL "promoted tweet" that wasn't retweeted by any of my followers, but seems to be there just because...NFL paid Twitter some money to put it there? bullshitttttttt

lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

doctor_ass stripy hole weasel
things i wasn't expecting today: being told by John Darnielle that i tweet too much
1 minute ago

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

bumble_bups ben errrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Darnielle.... is u followin doc ass???
12 minutes ago

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

woodmuffin Kim Jong-Deal
@mountain_goats you dont have to follow me just wait until @wolfpupy RTs me and then you will know i made a good one!
13 minutes ago

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

doctor_ass stripy hole weasel
@bumble_bups DARNIELLE... you neva told me you were FOLLOW
2 minutes

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

ice cr?m you neva told me you were FOLLOW

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

i am... FOLLOW

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the fyad j0hnd crossover

∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

Does anyone know if it's possible to do a hard return/paragraph break/carriage return on Twitter?
i.e. I want to write something in list form, so that it appears as (for example):

1. Jordy - "Dur dur d'être Bébé!"
2. Eleven Chalupas
3. "Maybe Did a Animal Help Do 9/11" by Dr. Pahl T.T. Buuseh

Rather than:

1. Jordy - "Dur dur d'être Bébé!" 2. Eleven Chalupas 3. "Maybe Did a Animal Help Do 9/11" by Dr. Pahl T.T. Buuseh

Is that do-able?

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

Hold "shift" down when pressing return.

Mark G, Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:51 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think that your tweet will replicate the line breaks when posted. Not sure that this is possible.

gay for gordon-levitt (krakow), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah it does. Some clients display the carriage returns, some don't.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

Interesting. Is it similarly possible to get other text effects (for example bold, underline, strikethrough)? Do you happen to know what browsers support it?

gay for gordon-levitt (krakow), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

No rich text. All I know is some Twitter apps display line breaks. YoruFukurou (mac) does.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm... thanks. I don't Tweet using any apps; I just do it on my desktop using Firefox, and it doesn't seem to work there. I have seen posts in my feed from other people with the line breaks, who must be using something app-y to post. Thanks for the tips!

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

Well, that's what I was saying. I use IE, and "Shift Return" does not terminate the message but inserts a line feed.

Mark G, Thursday, 13 October 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

klout

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

lol

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zwNPk.png

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

joe is a los angeles music exec from the 1970s

buzza, Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

*yells at carly simon, jumps in porche*

ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

the SA twitterers kind of remind me of mitch hedberg

dayo, Sunday, 23 October 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

my most successful tweet ever http://twitter.com/#!/JoeSchoech/status/128310438189481984 RTed by 19 people

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

my favorite is still "jazz #jazz"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

haha ty hoos

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

wolfpupy is my twitter hero.

spellcheck is really advanced these days (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bEyU9.png

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

gah when someone asks "can i dm" and i say "yes" i expect either a work offer or a succinct point not your life fucking story across, so far, seven DMs

stupid me, never be nice, to anyone, ever

lex pretend, Thursday, 27 October 2011 09:50 (fourteen years ago)

When someone asks me "can I DM" I expect to be told that I am facing a pack of irate kobolds and must roll the d12, personally

(someone had to do it)

(dear lex, please ignore this post, thank you)

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 27 October 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

roll for initiative

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 October 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JvGDw.png

ice cr?m, Friday, 28 October 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

I love @Horse_ebooks so much.

polyphonic, Friday, 28 October 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)

4real

ice cr?m, Friday, 28 October 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)

*sound of the internet galloping*

ice cr?m, Friday, 28 October 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)

ew do i still have "cybernetician" up lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

my new twitter project, all SD all day

http://twitter.com/#!/steelydanlyrics

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

klout:

Your Influential topics
Math Media Politics

math???

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

ice cr?m you neva told me you were FOLLOW

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:57 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am... FOLLOW

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:59 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i feel like when i am an old man i will remember this and laugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

my klout just tanked...down to 53

kicked out of Club 60 ;_;

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 October 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)


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