HEY JEWS

I guess in the middle ages a bunch of rabbis simply added up the collective ages of each generational patriarch or whatever in a book of the Torah until they got back to Adam, or some such totally sound scientific method.

this is ref'd on the "a ho hoy liveblogs the Bible" thread and is also the reason creationists insist the earth is 6000 years old btw

otm

xxp about joni + muslims

i made some fried chicken for tonights rosh hashana potluck

The usage of BC apparently does not show up until somewhere between 1400 and 1600 or so.

My Hebrew School teachers used to say: BCE, Before the Common Era

have an easy fast folks

All mankind will pass before You like a flock of sheep. Like a shepherd pasturing his flock, making sheep pass under his staff, so shall You cause to pass, count, calculate, and consider the soul of all the living; and You shall apportion the destinies of all Your creatures and inscribe their verdict.

On Rosh Hashanah will be inscribed and on Yom Kippur will be sealed how many will pass from the earth and how many will be created; who will live and who will die; who will die at his predestined time and who before his time; who by water and who by fire, who by sword, who by beast, who by famine, who by thirst, who by upheaval, who by plague, who by strangling, and who by stoning. Who will rest and who will wander, who will live in harmony and who will be harried, who will enjoy tranquility and who will suffer, who will be impoverished and who will be enriched, who will be degraded and who will be exalted. But Repentance, Prayer, and Charity avert the severe Decree!

easy fast, all!

I've long been curious/suspicious of wishing people an "easy fast." Isn't it not supposed to be easy? Isn't that besides the point, insofar as it being easy is contra the notion of/reason for fasting in the first place, as if atonement could ever come from things being easy? (which I've always understood to be a form of ascesis that promotes self reflection) I think wishing people a meaningful fast makes much more sense.

NY Times

But the protests have also, on occasion, had a distinctly Jewish flavor: The encampment has coincided with the busy Jewish holiday season and has witnessed, in its midst or on its edges, a crowded Kol Nidre service on Yom Kippur, festive dancing with a scroll on Simchat Torah on Thursday night, and the sukkah.

Yeah, I wrote about Yom Kippur + Sukkot at Occupy Philly for the Jewish Exponent - it has really pissed off rabid rightwingers who are committed to proving that the protests are actually anti-Semitic. puts a crimp in your style when your anti-semitic protests include traditional Jewish rituals + services.

why do some people think that the protests are anti-semitic?

Capitalism is a Jewish stronghold, whilst banking throughout the world and throughout history has always had a high Jewish involvement.

The world of high finance is a Jewish world. War and revolution is interwoven with International Jewish Finance. These purveyors of disturbance have no political affiliations. National loyalty (if it exists for them ) is subordinated to the business of international finance.

Some of the main Jewish Banking Houses are :

Rothschilds

August Belmont & Co.

J. & W. Seligman & Co.

Kuhn Loeb & Co. (Warburg)

Lehman Brothers

Goldman, Sachs & Co.

The neon-cons and others saw a few signs and decided to pounce on the issue in an effort to discredit the movement.

^ this pretty much

bright fellows those neon-cons

neo-cons and bloggers including rightwing W. Post columnist Rubin, plus they got Rush and others to sign up on this meme

I'm trying to work out whether Conrad is outlining the opinions of anti-semites or BEING ONE HIMSELF.

But yeah, since the financial crisis started I have been wondering whether there was any prospect of rumblings against fat cat bankers turning into crypto racist rumblings against rootless cosmopolitans.

I'll never tell

copied and pasted from the internet

plenty on the internet too about money changers

I am sometimes amazed that there is still anti-semitism in the first world... not out of a feeling that people have become more sensible, more that it now seems so old fashioned, when there are so many other minority groups for racist nutters to obsess about.

ime there's some truth in that (in the uk at least) except amongst the 'anti-zionist' crowd of course who are generally a terrible bunch of cunts

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happy purim!

I wore my hamantaschen earrings today.

i dressed my daughter as a ladybug!

Cute!

some serious costume action on my street today. hasidic kids are so awesome. adorbs.

there was like a bunch of 13-something boys on a stoop wearing cowboy hats and smoking cigars and talking traaaaash

guy in my (like 60% Jewish) office brought in some meh hamentashen today. Non-Jewish secretary got really excited about them and I felt like sort of a douche for telling her that they weren't that good and that there are much better hamentashen out there. They were the kind made out of that really mealy fake cookie shit!

I mean you know, it's not actually fake cookie, it's just very mealy and dry cookie

Just looked at the newspaper's photo gallery of the kids in costume in the local Hasidic village.

I think there's an Easter Bunny.

My Giant grocery store was sold out of hamentashen. Ended up getting some from Trader Joe's. Not as good as my Mom's home-made ones

my wife makes the best hamentashen but i'm trying to be less of a stuff-my-mouth with unhealthy food slob these days so i only ate two over the entire chag. :( generally i'd eat 30-40 of them...

I ate a bunch of hamantaschen earlier in the week, and tonight I guess I should drink a lot!

Happy Purim, ilxjewsors!

Poppy seed, yay or nay? As a kid getting one of these always felt like being pranked with a "fake" hamentashen.

Mordy is your daughter's name Esther?

That's actually her middle name!

esther was our second choice middle name for our daughter

Poppy seed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prune.

Once in college we made one with a marshmallow Peep filling.

Awww I like prune! Peep filling is a great jew-christian combo.

Once in college we made one with a marshmallow Peep filling.

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Wow, that's traif on so many levels

from fb just now

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HEY JEWS

It is almost time. . .

Only a non-Jew could plan this for a Seder, but hey . . .

One of our favorite traditions at Dino is serving our traditional Passover meal in honor of my mother: Ella Gold. For many years, a huge seder was a part of growing up and helping my mom prepare it was one of my best memories.

Our Passover Dinner served Friday April 6 thru Friday April 13, 2012
We will open at 5:00pm Friday April 6 and Saturday April 7 in order that you can finish your meal by sunset {7:37pm} for those going to services. If you would like to conduct your own Seder, please bring your own Haggaddah. In any case, please plan on enjoying your meal in 2-1/4 hours in order that others can celebrate theirs holiday.

The Menu

Antipasti Per Pesach
served family style...

A Seder Plate is available the first two nights
by request

Haroset, matzo & horseradish

Dean's "Better than Ella’s" chopped chicken liver

"Jack’s Fish Market" gefilte fish

Spring Salads
an assortment of local greens & spring veggies

Primo Piatto...

Dean’s “Better than Ella’s” matzo ball chicken soup

Secondo Piatto...
entrees served family style...

Agnello con Aglio Verde
lamb cooked in red wine with green garlic

Petto di Pollo
chicken breast with lemon, mushrooms & marsala

Today's Fish al Mosaica
a sauce of tomato, garlic, parsley, spices in the Jewish tradition of Livorno

Entrees served with...

matzoh farfel
spring green veggies
tzimmes

Dolce:
Passover Cake, Chocolate Walnut Torta or Sorbetti
{or another selection from our dolce menu ~ we won't tell!}

I did, in fact, request a Seder Plate, though wtf I will do with it is ???

All of my Jew Study Books (including Haggaddah) is still packed from our July 2011 move :(

i was thinking about buying the new jonathan safron foer haggadah but then i was like, "eh."

He was just here (in DC) on a haggaddah book tour, but I did not go out of my way to attend. His mom is a director at an uber-outreach 'gogue in town (6th and I). That's where I took my first Jew class!

Mordy, I was just reading over this thread and thinking you'd be the best rabbi ever.

invited to a seder this friday with a family of Israeli jewelry dealers