"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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"a friend of mine", uh-huh

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 09:31 (fourteen years ago)

Reading this thread makes me so glad FB isn't a part of my life

I feel guilty negging up a thread but this is otm

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

from another site..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/FBGoldOnly.jpg

if you were really evil you could paste this a few times on your FB wall, all with different titles

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)

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TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

*** *******
I'm not sure Facebook Elite is really worth £10 a month. The extra features are pretty good though.
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^this is p lol, he's already reeled someone in

the wrong terry to fuckwit (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

If you have people set to 'most updates' instead of 'all updates' it fixes this (or if you were lucky enough to get this as a default for all, like I did for reasons still unknown!). There's still no way to change it except on a person by person basis though, which sucks.

This bugged me! Like, how does FB then decide what is worthy of my view? I don't like that. Didn't like that, I guess I should say.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

As far as I can tell from comparison to the ticker my feed still gets everything they post themselves or on the wall/photos etc of mutual friends, just not the stuff posted to people I'm not friends with and have lax privacy settings.

if, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

https://nikcub-static02.appspot.com/logging-out-of-facebook-is-not-enough

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

^^ scary link, didn't know that.

Is "November 5th: Anonymous destroys Facebook" still a thing btw?

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

now more than ever

Number None, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

Is "November 5th: Anonymous destroys Facebook" still a thing btw?

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 1:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nah they've said this was "all a big misunderstanding" iirc?

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

its all 'a big misunderstanding'

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

isn't it all!!!

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

All of those Facebook-embedded things on news sites and elsewhere are creepy to me. I look at the weather on my daily newspaper's website--I don't want to see little avatars of my friends who are fans of the weatherman.

Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

kind of cloudy mostly sad

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Then you find out they're all sexually interested in the weatherman too, and you worry further.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

you flurry worther

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

u fluffy burgher? (i don't really know what we're doing)

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

lol

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.viddler.com/eleist/videos/1/

^ "don draper introduces facebook timeline" is p great imo

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

that is totally great

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

all the little jokes!

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

just shared it on fb, naturally

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

A irl friend (a young lady who clerks in a record/head shop) just added me to her just founded and hella disorganized Leftist fb group.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 September 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

I have the new timeline on my profile, and it is hella creepy. I used to moan that Twitter/FB didn't let you see right into your past, but now I have it? brr.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

What do you find creepy about it?

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

it takes "in this profile researchin ur life" to wikipedia levels of obsession, all in one screenful.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

in fact, it's a bit reminiscent of those accounts of east Germans who get to read their Stasi files and are horrified at the obsessive catalogue of mundanity gathered on them.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Right I gather a lot of people are stunned at the realization of just how much of their info has been given over to FB over time.

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

I think it's the first time that a lot of people are being exposed to what a seriously big database can be like, when somebody puts their mind to it. I mean, if you weren't nerding it up, the trend in personal computing has almost been the opposite: your data is really fragile, and will be gone if you're not careful to preserve it.

Think of the stuff people use tech for most, and it's all seemingly short-lived: For the longest time email was limited, so you had to delete your old stuff, and it still is for just about everything apart from GMail and recently Yahoo mail. Shared drives at work are always being cleared out. Links on the web are forever breaking, blogs just vanish. Flickr will hide your old photos if you stop paying. etc etc.

I think people might have had an abstract awareness that Facebook was different, but for them suddenly to present you with every fact they've ever gleaned about you (or at least the ones they'll tell you about) in one page when it wasn't stuff you made any attempt to keep permanent is jarring, in this context.

I mean, I have known for a while that they were going to the limits of database tech in their quest to store *everything*, right down to keeping tally of each time you look at someone's profile, and it's still a bit disquieting for me. I wonder how people who had no idea about this will take it.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

An interesting post, thanks.

I have a rather scared respect for facebook because of quite how huge and powerful it has managed to become.

just call me brian (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

right down to keeping tally of each time you look at someone's profile, and it's still a bit disquieting for me.

yeah I remember hearing from a fb engineer [hearsay] that they keep track of every click you make on that site. jeez

no wonder my crushes keep on appearing in my stream

dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

That click tally stuff won't appear in the timeline, right?

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

Individual click/view tallies on every photo, complete with time & date stamps!

just call me brian (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

It doesn't yet, but I can totally see a "best friends" tab or something that inadvertently reveals it. XP yeah or on photos.

It's getting really hard to work out what will leak info and what won't. Can people tell you unsubscribed from them?

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

shit, delete the internet

Number None, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol, if facebook decides to be evil and just starts to reveal all this info that would be extremely damaging to relationships (who unsubscribed from who, PM's, that time you clicked 50 times on that one chick's photo) just to be sociopathic and destroy the world

Mordy, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

Imagine a time when what you pay for on your premium facebook account is to stop them from releasing the information they have built up on you over the last 5+ years to all your 'friends'.

just call me brian (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

wait, photos have stats?

dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

I can see the opposite - pay $50 to find out who's clicked on your profile the most!

dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

They actually used to have a line in a FAQ somewhere that said "we will never reveal which profiles you have looked at".

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

"Hi krakow! Remember that PM you sent in 2007 about how you were thinking about leaving your girlfriend? For the cheap cheap price of $5 per month you can keep us from posting it directly to her wall. We hope you're enjoying facebook. We are constantly committed to making it better and better.

Sincerely,
Mark"

Mordy, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe they're building to holding us all to ransom once they have a billion peoples' worth of browsing/clicking/friending/commenting/liking etc etc habits all nicely catalogued and us tightly psychologically profiled through sheer weight of beautifully databased information overload.

just call me brian (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

You gave me a shiver Mordy!

just call me brian (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

IIRC, the old "photo memories" feature was based on profile views. So--if you were like me--most of what you got was crushes, and--also if you were like me--if you clicked on one of those photos, it lead to another, and before you knew it you've wasted 5-10 minutes creating fb blackmail.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

They would know that one was wanting to leave one's partner by mapping subtle changes in profile browsing, photo viewing & status commenting (etc) habits anyway; there would be no need for anything so direct as an actual sent message to be involved.

facebook conspiracy theorist (krakow), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm looking forward to the timeline telling me exactly when I got over crushes as my profile viewings dropped.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Can people tell you unsubscribed from them?

It doesn't pop up in any feed, no. Though I saw instructions for how to do this using Timeline - I think you view the new friends you made each year and see who has "Add Friend" next to them.

lukas, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

of course, that means almost nothing if you're the one who has done tons of unfriending. there were plenty of ppl that had add friend next to them that either a) i unfriended b) i couldn't remember and every time c) i didn't care. if you haven't noticed you're no longer friends w/ a particular someone before checking the list, it shouldn't matter to you

Mordy, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

stet way otm

its always bothered me how insanely difficult it was to access your posts from months and years back-- "if that still exists, why is it so impossible for me to access it?" or "if its so impossible for me to access it, why bother hanging on to it?"

but now that you can get to it so easily, its terrifying.

 (gr8080), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)


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