Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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For the second week running, I'm on the stranger-arranger list, matched with a completely random person for NO APPARENT REASON. This week it's a random Russian with an almost-completely-blank profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=10664789873970473477

Incidentally, I have still had nobody at all try to contact me through OKC, and no replies to any messages I've sent out through it. Bah.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

I still use OKC!

I like the first message on this thread. No new thread, etc.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 4 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Is it wrong to post links to/pictures of boys on OKC that you fancy?

Not that anyone on ILX will understand my tastes, but still.

― The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 16 September 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure we'll understand your taste! (as it's already been explained in some detail!)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 September 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Fire away.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

go for it!

I'm going to be having a crack at this again tonight. Once I've figured out this new linux installation and maybe watched some more comic strip eps.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Haha, so this will look totally lame tomorrow, but I was drunk and bored and this is what I came up with: the what kinda ILX0r are you test.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16973236765018718872

It's rub, but putting the pictures in there was fun!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

I am "The Cheerful Regular". Fair nuff.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:46 (twenty years ago)

I liked that! I am a cheerful regular too.

The first post on this thread is vintage Latin.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Old ILM
You scored 42% pwnedness! haha, you've "completed" the "test". once upon a time you used smileys and had threads where you candidly suggested that there might be something to this timbaland fellow, but years of ilxing have left you bitter and gauche. hell, you don't even bother to use caps. sometimes you think that the only reason you still "post" to "ILX" is spite, but really, you're our grumpy grandad, and you love us as if we were your own retarded grandchildren.

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:39 (twenty years ago)

*hangs head in shame*

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Cheerful Regularr?

Oh my! You're always around on ILX chat sessions, you go to FAPs when
you can, your picture's often up on those "what do you look like?"
threads, and there's more than one TITTWIS post with your name on it.
In the middle of all of ILX's crazed flame wars and dripping sarcasm,
you never stop treating it as, you know, just a pleasant message board.
Which is sort of awesome, and might just mean you're a "young Ned in
training". ;-)

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh noes!! Oh noes!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of a ROCKIST - even though you probably don't really like the term, and think it makes zero sense. Not for you, the smashing of canons and praising of Girls Aloud - and don't even try to bring up Shania's Ramones t-shirt. In the end, though, you're an affable sort, and who would begrudge you the chance to write those lists and cover those connections?

vintage latin? lollers!

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Kanye, John Cena, and a moomin = lolz.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 09:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm also a Cheerful Regular -- 59% pwnedness!

The description doesn't really apply to me though!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Another Cheerful Regular with 51%. I guess the description fits.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

None of my actual answers were on there. I did not like the test. :-(

― The Lidl Shop Of Horrors (kate), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 11:10 (twenty years ago)

So no one got the Noize D00d result, then?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

did anyone else get old ilm? i feel so alone.

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

I got old ilm - 46% pwnedness!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

i got cheerful regular. which pisses me off.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

i got old ilm, but i'm not old ilm...i started here in November 2003

― latebloomer: Grab my puffy nipples and make a wish. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

what counts as old-ilm?

― latebloomer: Grab my puffy nipples and make a wish. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

i started here in mid-2002. i think anything up to about there counts as old-ilm. although ilm had already jumped the shark by then.

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Cheerful regular. Woo.

― J (Jay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

The Cheerful Regular
You scored 73% pwnedness!
Oh my! You're always around on ILX chat sessions, you go to FAPs when you can, your picture's often up on those "what do you look like?" threads, and there's more than one TITTWIS post with your name on it. In the middle of all of ILX's crazed flame wars and dripping sarcasm, you never stop treating it as, you know, just a pleasant message board. Which is sort of awesome, and might just mean you're a "young Ned in training". ;-)

***

I am quite thrilled by this, as I am a huge fan of Ned. If Nabisco is the King of ILX, and Momus is the Queen, then Ned is the bishop: diplomatic, diagonal, works well in a tactical situation, can be used to break through pw3n structures.

― ratty, Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Does this mean Nabisco/Momus slash is on its way?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

it isn't already?

so who's gonna be stroking the Ned?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

another cheerful regular. I'm quite sure more than a few TITTWIS posts have my name on them.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:56 (twenty years ago)

The Cheerful Regular

You scored 63% pwnedness!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

ok, i have joined this on saturday. it's not very good.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh noes!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

what's your username?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i have just emailed it to you.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I met up with a girl from OKC on the weekend. I am honestly shocked at how well it went. Before I met up with her I was assuming she'd be missing an arm or leg or have gained 80 kilos since she joined and that I'd make it an early night. But after meeting her I assumed she was out of my league and that she'd make it an early night.
Being wrong wrong wrong never felt so good! I see her again tomorrow!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

But you're so smooth and cool, Thermo! Why'd you think you'd have trouble? Ok Cupid is easily the funniest of these sites, and I think it might be better than all of them. It's done me no good, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

when i say "it's not very good" i think i thought once i'd filled in 500 of their quiz/test things i would be presented with a cornucopia of delectable thirty- or twenty- (or even morety-)somethings, all of whom hate football, love indiepop and bikes, and live within 10 miles of london e5. but instead i've got... i dunno... a lot of people who can't spell very well. and TWO or maybe THREE (photo/memory inconclusive) ilxors.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I've always thought good spelling is an overrated criterion when it comes to selecting a sexual partner. When Justin Timberlake brought sexy back I bet he wasn't checking whether it was spelt "sexxi" or whatever.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

emsk otmfm, i just joined recently and i'm pretty underwhelmed

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Bryan send me yer username! I want to fill your profile with copious amounts of nonsensical, rambling comments.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

you lot missed the boat is all

It's sockies, Thermo. Ramble away.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i met someone very nice on OKC. they are in glasgow now.

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

there's totally a few in london too.

i once invited dom passantino to a hen fap through the powers of text message from a non-ilx okcupider's phone.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

It truly was wheels within wheels.

Someone came up to me at a dinner party a few months back and went "You're on OKCupid, aren't you? So am I". SOCIAL NETWORKING.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have been having better luck with real life with OKC.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

why am i not saying what my username is? it is bluelights.

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

the trail has gone cold on my search for LUV on OKC.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

Say it aint so mandee!

OKCupid makes me feel a bit Groucho Marx ish - I wouldn't want to go out with anyone I've been highly matched with. Matt and I are only something like a 67% match according to OKC, so there you go.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

my whole life makes me feel a bit groucho marxish :(

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

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