lubed experiences
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
this just seems to assume that people want to "share their story" and "have a history" ... like, i'd think a better fb feature would be Stalinization: where you can remove people and your past as if they never existed.
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
frictionless = sexting?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha real time serendipity wtf
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
does fb still remove pics of boobs and dicks?
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
Oh great, facebook invents outloud.fm!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
that's a good thing imo
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
agreed
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
j gilliam on twitter: "campaigns + npos are all going to be jockeying to get you to use your top photo to support the cause #f8"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
lovin the spotify dude's accent
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol wut? how does being social = paying for music?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
reed hastings, the most hated man on earth
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
success for facebook is being the portal, u fool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
Zuckerberg: "It's been really fun to experience sharing this content with you."
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
this is what google+ could have been
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
anybody else livestreaming the f8 keynote?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8781424/Facebook-F8-live-stream-from-conference.html
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hoos i must admit to being a lil worried abt the effect washington dc is having on yr psyche
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kjYo3.png
Some important news properties just ticked into Zuck's ticker.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
like are you still 'keeping hoos weird'
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
The goal is to take everything we normally do on the rest of the Internet and bring it inside of Facebook.The longtime goal of Facebook, and of founder Mark Zuckerberg—who was memorably profiled here by Jose Antonio Vargas as “an over-sharer in the age of over-sharing”—has been to build a separate Internet. (Also see Ken Auletta’s Profile of Sheryl Sandberg, the company’s C.O.O.) In the minds of people who work at Facebook, there’s the cold, confusing, open Internet that is managed by Google and its algorithms. You go there and you never quite know what you’re going to get. And then there’s the Facebook sub-Internet, where everything is kinder and organized by your friends.
The longtime goal of Facebook, and of founder Mark Zuckerberg—who was memorably profiled here by Jose Antonio Vargas as “an over-sharer in the age of over-sharing”—has been to build a separate Internet. (Also see Ken Auletta’s Profile of Sheryl Sandberg, the company’s C.O.O.) In the minds of people who work at Facebook, there’s the cold, confusing, open Internet that is managed by Google and its algorithms. You go there and you never quite know what you’re going to get. And then there’s the Facebook sub-Internet, where everything is kinder and organized by your friends.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2011/09/what-facebook-really-wants.html?mbid=social_retweet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
― ice cr?m, Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:19 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark
ha i'm just at work and need something to half listen to
facebook wants to to be...aol?
― iatee, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
aol with friends
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
I think that new timeline looks totally cool
― owenf, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
James is posting on the "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?" thread on ilxor +1
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
Also cooking some rainbow shard.
This has been their m.o. for years!
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1665049/a-visit-with-facebooks-vp-of-product-and-the-social-networks-redesign-team
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
Jxxx Rxxx · Riverside, Californiagive us old facbook back!
Kxxxxx Dxxxxx · Northwoodwhat is old facebook?? from 2004 with the weird wall and no photos? or when they added status updates? or tagging in posts????
Sxxx Gxxxxthe one from 2 days ago!!
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not the only one who finds this timeline thing overtly creepy, right?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
Like Facebook has taken its whole skynet ethos and is now rubbing it in people's faces
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
Sxxx Gxxxx OTM
― FLAWLESS STANCE, ATHLETIC BEAST, WINNER'S POSTURE (reddening), Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
Totally creepy - saying things in public is one thing, having everything you've ever said obsessively graphed, mapped and made public is another.
― lukas, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
havent you heard we live in the post privacy era where everyone sits at home alone silently judging each other
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
As someone who hasn't had a fb account in ~18 months, that video plays out like the opening scene to the darkest dystopian Hollywood flick ever.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
the timeline of the timeline is kinda unsettling
http://www.facebook.com/press/info.php?timeline
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
2011 July Facebook reaches over 750 million active users
'reaches' is probably a safer term than 'catalogues'
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
'devours the souls of'
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
I totally agree Hoos, it makes me feel very uneasy.
― just call me brian (krakow), Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
i keep waiting for a status update to appear at the top that says "facebook becomes self-aware"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
They have to be playing with the Terminator/Skynet similarity from the way they've done it, so I wouldn't be surprised. Just wait for the hilarious April 1st joke along those lines...
― just call me brian (krakow), Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://techcrunch.com/2011/09/22/how-to-enable-facebook-timeline/
just did this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
pics or it didn't happen
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)
i actually really kinda like it
http://i52.tinypic.com/152bxbo.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
def still buggy but in terms of function i am kinda digging it tbh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
you have hidden a story
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
yah just a diff cover photo, looked cleaner without it sitting there
i tend to hide "has changed his profile photo" too
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
stealth mode
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
def strikes me as nagl that they just stretch photos to fit page at certain points
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
Wait so this new thing will be like a... blog?
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Thursday, 22 September 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
(or a personal website to be more accurate? How 1998!)