oh god do i need an ipad for this
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
you can see everywhere you've been on a map! my map's gonna be my house & 7-eleven
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
it's responsive & seems like it will adapt to mobile, which if right is a nice fwd-thinking touch
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
i do not like fb apps, mark -- i do not use them
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
can I use no apps ever plz
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/about/timeline
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
MARK COOKED BREAKFAST PIZZA
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
should i click "sign me up"???
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
do i want to be "signed up"???
"June, plz run my quarterly Farmville report & forward it to the board of directors"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ srsly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
I dunno, I actually kind of like this.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
lol i get to pick a cover photo -- good chance it's going to be mr. delonge
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol zuckerdogs
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
lmao markers
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i don't hate this necessarily just from a broad view it doesn't strike me as pretty
it's less horrifying than I expected
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
Going to be a lot of 1024 x 480 Goatse.jpgs uploaded to Facebook Timeline.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
This is going to confuse the hell out of my mom.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
f8? more like f hate
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
so you've either gotta tag your photos by date or be on facebook from birth
both of these are kinda unappealing to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
VERB
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
oh lord
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
oh my fuck, VERBS
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
what if i want to only annoy my friends
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol "frictionless experiences"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
at least the timeline is something new, so
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
lubed experiences
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
this just seems to assume that people want to "share their story" and "have a history" ... like, i'd think a better fb feature would be Stalinization: where you can remove people and your past as if they never existed.
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
frictionless = sexting?
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha real time serendipity wtf
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
does fb still remove pics of boobs and dicks?
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
Oh great, facebook invents outloud.fm!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
that's a good thing imo
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
agreed
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
j gilliam on twitter: "campaigns + npos are all going to be jockeying to get you to use your top photo to support the cause #f8"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
lovin the spotify dude's accent
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol wut? how does being social = paying for music?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
reed hastings, the most hated man on earth
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
success for facebook is being the portal, u fool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
Zuckerberg: "It's been really fun to experience sharing this content with you."
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
this is what google+ could have been
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
anybody else livestreaming the f8 keynote?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8781424/Facebook-F8-live-stream-from-conference.html
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hoos i must admit to being a lil worried abt the effect washington dc is having on yr psyche
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kjYo3.png
Some important news properties just ticked into Zuck's ticker.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
like are you still 'keeping hoos weird'
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
The goal is to take everything we normally do on the rest of the Internet and bring it inside of Facebook.The longtime goal of Facebook, and of founder Mark Zuckerberg—who was memorably profiled here by Jose Antonio Vargas as “an over-sharer in the age of over-sharing”—has been to build a separate Internet. (Also see Ken Auletta’s Profile of Sheryl Sandberg, the company’s C.O.O.) In the minds of people who work at Facebook, there’s the cold, confusing, open Internet that is managed by Google and its algorithms. You go there and you never quite know what you’re going to get. And then there’s the Facebook sub-Internet, where everything is kinder and organized by your friends.
The longtime goal of Facebook, and of founder Mark Zuckerberg—who was memorably profiled here by Jose Antonio Vargas as “an over-sharer in the age of over-sharing”—has been to build a separate Internet. (Also see Ken Auletta’s Profile of Sheryl Sandberg, the company’s C.O.O.) In the minds of people who work at Facebook, there’s the cold, confusing, open Internet that is managed by Google and its algorithms. You go there and you never quite know what you’re going to get. And then there’s the Facebook sub-Internet, where everything is kinder and organized by your friends.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2011/09/what-facebook-really-wants.html?mbid=social_retweet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
― ice cr?m, Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:19 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark
ha i'm just at work and need something to half listen to
facebook wants to to be...aol?
― iatee, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
aol with friends
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
I think that new timeline looks totally cool
― owenf, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)