"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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who am i, petey pay

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

pab

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

"a lot more visual" aka "a mess"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like myspace

what the hell

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

hope we can disable the timeline :-)

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

wow

this sucks

jabba hands, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

what a way to stalk ppl

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

I don't understand I'm on facebook and nothing is streaming how do I watch this stream what is happening why how

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

I can't feel my facebook

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8781424/Facebook-F8-live-stream-from-conference.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

that thing you did in 2006 you never told me about was amazing, bb!

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/f8

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

click live

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

oh god do i need an ipad for this

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

you can see everywhere you've been on a map! my map's gonna be my house & 7-eleven

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

it's responsive & seems like it will adapt to mobile, which if right is a nice fwd-thinking touch

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

i do not like fb apps, mark -- i do not use them

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

can I use no apps ever plz

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/about/timeline

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

MARK COOKED BREAKFAST PIZZA

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

should i click "sign me up"???

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

do i want to be "signed up"???

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

"June, plz run my quarterly Farmville report & forward it to the board of directors"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ srsly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, I actually kind of like this.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol i get to pick a cover photo -- good chance it's going to be mr. delonge

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol zuckerdogs

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

lmao markers

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i don't hate this necessarily just from a broad view it doesn't strike me as pretty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

it's less horrifying than I expected

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

Going to be a lot of 1024 x 480 Goatse.jpgs uploaded to Facebook Timeline.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

This is going to confuse the hell out of my mom.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

f8? more like f hate

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

so you've either gotta tag your photos by date or be on facebook from birth

both of these are kinda unappealing to me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

VERB

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

oh lord

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh my fuck, VERBS

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

what if i want to only annoy my friends

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol "frictionless experiences"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

at least the timeline is something new, so

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

lubed experiences

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

this just seems to assume that people want to "share their story" and "have a history" ... like, i'd think a better fb feature would be Stalinization: where you can remove people and your past as if they never existed.

sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

frictionless = sexting?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha real time serendipity wtf

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

does fb still remove pics of boobs and dicks?

sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Oh great, facebook invents outloud.fm!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

that's a good thing imo

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

agreed

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

j gilliam on twitter: "campaigns + npos are all going to be jockeying to get you to use your top photo to support the cause #f8"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

lovin the spotify dude's accent

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)


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