http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/assets_c/2011/09/facebookpenetration-thumb-615x466-64075.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
That's what your girlfriend said
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
boom
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Cj9nU.png
BREAKING... FACEBOOK TO INSTIGATE 'UNIFORMS' POLICY FOR ALL USERS. ENTER YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE T-SHIRT
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
seriously how much money yall have and you wearin fuckin vests
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
you can afford a shirt
Clearly the way to your first billion dollars is by forcing women who should be on maternity leave to co-host webcasts.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
here we go!
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
timeline!!!
it's the story of my life!
who am i, petey pay
pab
"a lot more visual" aka "a mess"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
it looks like myspace
what the hell
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
hope we can disable the timeline :-)
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
wow
this sucks
― jabba hands, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
what a way to stalk ppl
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
I don't understand I'm on facebook and nothing is streaming how do I watch this stream what is happening why how
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
I can't feel my facebook
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8781424/Facebook-F8-live-stream-from-conference.html
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
that thing you did in 2006 you never told me about was amazing, bb!
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/f8
click live
oh god do i need an ipad for this
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
you can see everywhere you've been on a map! my map's gonna be my house & 7-eleven
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
it's responsive & seems like it will adapt to mobile, which if right is a nice fwd-thinking touch
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
i do not like fb apps, mark -- i do not use them
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
can I use no apps ever plz
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/about/timeline
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
MARK COOKED BREAKFAST PIZZA
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
should i click "sign me up"???
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
do i want to be "signed up"???
"June, plz run my quarterly Farmville report & forward it to the board of directors"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ srsly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
I dunno, I actually kind of like this.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
lol i get to pick a cover photo -- good chance it's going to be mr. delonge
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol zuckerdogs
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
lmao markers
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i don't hate this necessarily just from a broad view it doesn't strike me as pretty
it's less horrifying than I expected
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
Going to be a lot of 1024 x 480 Goatse.jpgs uploaded to Facebook Timeline.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
This is going to confuse the hell out of my mom.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
f8? more like f hate
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
so you've either gotta tag your photos by date or be on facebook from birth
both of these are kinda unappealing to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
VERB
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
oh lord
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
oh my fuck, VERBS
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
what if i want to only annoy my friends
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol "frictionless experiences"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
at least the timeline is something new, so
― markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)