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My 12 year-old son is currently employed as "Cleaner: gas station toilets - January 1955 to present" - his previous job was "selling cheap perfume in Burger King parking lot"

― 44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jLu9h.gif

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa, ILX children being all cool

― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

I have seen what Facebook is launching on Thursday, and it’s going to change the world of social media. And while I won’t talk about the mind-boggling things Facebook will be launching, I will say this: if i tell you what it is it'll make my hyperbole sound even more ridiculous than it already does.

lol cr?me

― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

Guys obviously this facebook export thing will work perfectly with Diaspora and we'll all be able to migrate our accounts to it in a month or two!

― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

huh, yeah, would like that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

oh thats weird, didn't see those last half dozen posts

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

facebookaphasia

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't like that because I think diaspora is a huge clusterfuck and I don't need them to hold on to a bunch of data facebook previously had :)

― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

I still don't have this new fb feed that everyone hates, I feel left out

― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

Total Heaven's Gate vibe from the hosts and their crazy waistcoats: https://www.facebook.com/f8?sk=app_283743208319386

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

anybody else livestreaming the f8 keynote?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/8781424/Facebook-F8-live-stream-from-conference.html

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

the "hosts" of the stream literally just fangirlishly debated whether or not zuckerberg would wear a hoodie while delivering the keynote

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/assets_c/2011/09/facebookpenetration-thumb-615x466-64075.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

That's what your girlfriend said

― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

boom

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Cj9nU.png

BREAKING... FACEBOOK TO INSTIGATE 'UNIFORMS' POLICY FOR ALL USERS. ENTER YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE T-SHIRT

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

seriously how much money yall have and you wearin fuckin vests

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

you can afford a shirt

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

Clearly the way to your first billion dollars is by forcing women who should be on maternity leave to co-host webcasts.

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

here we go!