people that YELP are scumbags

I didn't really enjoy the spicy crab and spicy tuna rolls. I got prime rib but you have to cut your slice into smaller pieces at the cutting board because that's the only sharp knife. If you want a hand roll it's $0.99. My brother laughed when he realized there was a wedding reception in the private room. My mother chose this location because its less overcrowded than Asia Buffet.

I don't think she understands what a paragraph is

what is the relationship between each of those sentences

I love these.

He showed us the Bugaboo Bee and Bumbleride Flyer. I just wanted to look around but the guy is too busy talking to me. We were at odds because I wanted to make my own sales pitch to my boyfriend as a baseline before someone else showed us something more expensive like the Bugaboo Cameleon or Uppababy Vista. I noticed a Stokke Xplory by the glass window but it wasn't as attention-getting as I thought it would be. If we were there for a scheduled consultation like the other group at the store, maybe I could have been introduced to other brands like Aprica, Mountain Buggy, and Phil & Ted.

One model I had never heard of is the German Teutonia t-linx, which has both a reversible handle and seat. Our focus was on single strollers even though they also sell the kind for twins. The salesman asked us if our lifestyle involved jogging and where we lived. That didn't help narrow it down to a few brands. The stock is overwhelming even though the space isn't too large.

In store they don't really advertise that bath toys and bathtubs are for rent. There are baby carriers too but I didn't want to confuse myself even more. They also sell $20 pairs of oversized burp cloths. They let us take one of the strollers around the corner to test its performance up curbs despite the rain. When I got home my mother warned me not to spend too much on this gear because the child will only grow out of it.

Her last lines always add a cheeky twist, did you notice that?

Or...is it my imagination?

"what is the relationship between each of those sentences"

They are all about the same restaurant! She's not auditioning for Food & Wine Magazine or cleverest yelper of the year. She's just stating a bunch of observations as they come to her.

That one is almost a little story (admittedly one which makes no sense.)

I posted on ILX. I felt hungry. My mother called to say I had not sent my brother a card. I cleaned up some trash. Is it 2011 already? I looked at three different colored pieces of paper but couldn't choose the best.

The sushi rolls were good. The transition between a ceremony setup and banquet tables was as long as a few pulls of beer. Yogurt sauce doesn't make the fruit skewer more than okay. You don't really see a sunset over the harbor. It just gets darker.

then it says "Was this review ... ?" but I thought it said "Was this a review ... ?"

Wow Yelp autism, it's pretty cool, like an autist who has taken onboard that you have to like and dislike things, but without understanding that there is an emotional response which should form the basis for these value judgments.

YELP are scumbags

SFoodie
SFoodie SFoodie
A woman on Yelp identified herself in a review as writing for us. She was lying, and Yelp refuses to correct it.
22 minutes ago

SFoodie
SFoodie SFoodie
Yelp sent this email: We've looked at Maya C's review, and since it appears to reflect the personal experience and opinions of the reviewer,
22 minutes ago

SFoodie
SFoodie SFoodie
How is it "personal experience and opinion" to lie about who you work for?
22 minutes ago

SFoodie SFoodie
So in sum: If somebody claims on Yelp that they work for SF Weekly, don't believe them. Yelp doesn't seem to care about credibility.
17 minutes ago

SFoodie
SFoodie SFoodie
@sfgirl I asked her to change it. She said she would, but hasn't. Yelp won't allow me to comment on her review, even though she mentions us.
18 minutes ago

Seriously, If you want to go to hoodrat nation this is the place to go. I guess they hire anyone right out of the strip clubs. I went inside few days ago and I walked infront of my bf straight to a teller and as i was being helped all i hear is this mean-o hoodrat laughing as she is helping my bf. when im done with my transaction i walked over to where my bf was at and the hoodrat had nothing funny to say. I wanted to jump over the and sock her in the safe. I thought she was unprofessional, uneducated, and a slut.

the best part of that is that she's reviewing a bank

You don't really see a sunset over the harbor. It just gets darker.

There is a weird kind of zen poetry to this strange sentence.

Foreign Cinema is a very good restaurant I like everything about it. I like the inside booths the best. because I don't like wind that much although they have a warm heater. The booths have the softest backrest. The heaters come from the ceiling. I haven't watched any of their movies on the wall, but I think they are usually romance movies.
Now I am introducing dinner.
their food is good. The Oysters are my favorite appetizer. My favorite type of oyster is the Olympia. I recommend drinking the liquor. The big ones are my favorite. Now I am introducing the main meal. For my main meal I get either steak or pasta. I usually get steak cooked medium rear.
For pasta I like it with just a little bit of cheese and cooked in tomato sauce, not meat sauce.

Now I am introducing brunch.

For brunch I will see if there is an outside booth and if there is I like to sit under the heater with my little sister. There is only a movie during dinner not brunch. Now I am telling you what I usually eat.I usually eat eggs if I want something heathy. Usually I will get apple pop tart. My second favorite is french toast I get them half and half. They are both really good because I really like fruit and they make the french toast cooked just right.

a little gertrude stein-y

Now I am introducing my new display name.

In other reviews she calls someone a frigid bitch and also says she's vegetarian so sadly I think the above was by someone else.

kind of YELP but mostly sad

ulluliliyelp

TIM @ YELP . EDU

http://www.yelp.com/list/drugs-new-york-2

http://yelpingwithcormac.tumblr.com/

The Ravioli is simply amazing. I think they make it in-house. It's like an explosive stuffed pasta orgasm in my mouth.

omg die

Hot-dog? Check. Onions cooked in grease? check. Bacony, yummity, orgasm in yo mouth goodness- double check. By the power of the bacon- we all have a chance at peace, and after all, can't we all just get along (with a bacon wrapped hot-dog)?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this place! Their sushi is BOMB! the employees are really nice and very prompt! I tried one of their items call monkey brains and it was so delicious! and their baked lobster roll.... orgasm in my mouth! ;)

;)

Donuts are much like pizza and orgasms in that they rarely disappoint and there is never really a wrong time to have one. When hunger and temptation strike while I'm waiting for the bus in the mornings, I pop into Bee's and order up a chocolate with custard filling or sugar twist and a small bottle of Orangina. Ok I'm lying; I actually get both because two is always better than one, donuts or otherwise. Regardless, the donuts here are really good and a great way to start the day if an orgasm wasn't one of your options.

can someone tell these ppl that "orgasm in my mouth" already describes something, and that something is not food-related?

I'm a hungry woman and I need more food! So screw what others have said, if you can take down 4+ street tacos get everything in a large size if sharing with another person. Or maybe not, we were both starving and were close to jacking an old man's pizza due to our hunger.

But the young Korean man behind the counter spared the old man a pizza kidnapping and our dignity. We got our food in less than 15 and headed home to devour all of it.

On first glance, the pizza didn't look to spectacular so I was getting a little down. My stupid mistake. Once we got home to eat it, this thing was orgasm after orgasm in my mouth. Perfect amount of cheese to veggies, and that chicken was heavenly. Why didn't we get a large?! I'm still kicking myself for that. Then the spinach salad was loaded with mozzarella, mushrooms, avocado, and artichoke! So freaking good!

I'm coming back to this place for sure! But next, I'll be ordering everything size large. Because size is everything.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this place! Their sushi is BOMB! the employees are really nice and very prompt! I tried one of their items call monkey brains and it was so delicious! and their baked lobster roll.... orgasm in my mouth! ;)

― omar little, Wednesday, January 4, 2012 10:28 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guuuhhh this is probably guy fieri related isn't it

i'm currently learning that literally every restaurant within two miles of my home has a yelp review where someone used the word orgasm

Unless I hear word of big improvement, I probably won't go back. If I do, it won't be for lunch. Stone Hearth Pizza is four minutes down the street, hint hint. Same ideals, no grease, and an orgasm in my mouth.

Oh masala I could not stop eating you as you were a complete and utter mouth orgasm. But you failed when it came to not making me sick and running to the bathroom a meer 20 times.

Oh yeah, and one more thing....the sliders induce orgasms - make sure you order those.

someone start a tumblr

Food is amazing! I had the beef bowl and it is AH-MAZING! There is no way you can ask for a better bowl in K.Town! Not only is the food orgasmic in my mouth, but the workers/owners are really friendly. Sarah is a hottie who will serve you right!

Go get it now because these bowls will fly by you quick!

I've been on a bit of a macaron kick since the holidays. A friend of mine raved about these so much that I had to make the trip to Beverly Hills to try them despite my hatred for driving west. I bought a dozen today around 4pm and only now at 5:45pm am I actually biting into one (Hence my hatred for driving west. Traffic blows. Hard).

HOLY DEAR LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one I just tasted was Earl Grey Tea flavored. Everything about it was perfect. The beautiful box it came in. The vibrant color of the cookie. The delicate flaky exterior. The awe-inspiring burst of perfect flavors.

Okay, I'm trying Violet. ORGASM. Literally an orgasm in my mouth right now. Violet and black currant jizz (I mean jam) is rolling over my tongue right now and it is positively delightful.

Okay, last one until I eat dinner. Pistachio? My favorite flavor. Please let it be amazing... Oh Oh Oh OOOOOOOOH. Multiple O. So good!

I have to save some of these for later, I don't want to gobble them all up and be left wanting more.

SO worth the trip to Beverly Hills.

bonus appearance of 'literally'

There is a reason there is a line outside the door at 1pm on a Friday. The atmosphere is odd, but the food is beyond anything you might ever expect.

You think, how great can a deli REALLY be? Let me tell you that you have not eaten pastrami until you have had Langer's #19. Pastrami, russian dressing, swiss, and slaw on warm rye bread. Maybe they lace it with orgasm inducing serum, I don't know, I've never been so pumped about a sandwich in my life.

if I am trying to eat food and it orgasms in my mouth, that is an automatic complaint to the health inspector

I officially popped my cherry today. My Langer's cherry, that is.

Mini-me and I came here for lunch. I knew before we even arrived that I would NOT be ordering the pastrami. Never really liked the stuff all that much. Don't give me that look!

Instead, my mouth watered over the #88-- Corned Beef with Swiss and SAUERKRAUT on grilled rye bread. Russian dressing on the side. Mini-me decided on the lunch special of half a Hot Pastrami with Cream Cheese. Sounds weird, but it was actually quite good.

OH MAN it was weird that I actually liked the pastrami better than the corned beef. I know corned beef is a bit salty, but not usually more than pastrami (I think). Perfectly sliced pastrami. It was, dare I say... orgasmic.

DoS YELP NOW

Oh my god, it was an orgasm in my mouth. I can't believe how amazing, ohhhwyyy goooey, delicious, and amazing the cookies and brownies are. We received a large basket at work that had 3 dozen mix of cookies and brownies and OMG, I can't say it enough, they were amazing. Perfectly soft, gooey, crunchy, melt in your mouth. The Heath bar brownie is literally to die for. The Chocolate chip cookies were amazing. My favorites are as follows: Caramel Pretzel- for a crunchy fun time in your mouth.

dear god, we have moved on to crunchy orgasms now

ick

The wait is super long, which is probably one of the reasons why I gave it a 4.. I really dig their combos.. The Tuna combo is really good. The cuts of tuna are nice and not too thick.. their fish is also fresh. I like their ramen, obviously! I also love their garlic paste.. Also, their shredded pork bowl is a orgasm in my mouth. I loveeeeee that shiet yo!

hands down my fave ramen joint in the world.....gotta know to go during non peak hours..ie not between 7pm-1am..otherwise be in for a long wait......love love love the gyoza and ramen....OMG..the broth....orgasmic....to die forrr......hahaha......always get kanack attack (food coma) afterwards.

(food coma)