zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

actually shes like kirstin/kristin stewart and katy perry combined

though without the breasts of perry (or kirstins teen moodiness)

...

naming my future band "the breasts of perry"

they are breasts which deserve such an accolade

... otm

to ENBB

wtf y'all

Stop being fucking gross, you pervs. There's already a gross ws thread for that.

why is it gross?

oh lord

my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;

she's 31

lol dan

http://hellogiggles.com/hellogiggles-exclusive-watch-the-premiere-episode-of-the-new-girl-now

I loved it. I love Zoey’s Jess character. She’s the perfect mix of hot and geeky that I wish I could find in real life. If I met someone like her, I definietly would ask her out in a second. Great job Zoey. You prove once again just why I love watching everything you’re in.
Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply

Yeah the fact that Zooey herself is behind (at least partly) a website called "Hello Giggles" is certainly not helping the case here.

rip patrick michael rinaldi

it's realy sad, he was a Zooey fan

Like I picture Death Cab guy telling her a joke, she giggles, then gets a shocked looked on her face and says, "WELL, HELLO GIGGLES, NICE TO HEAR YOU TODAY".

I don't think she is Mayor Adam West from Family Guy

irl loling xp

irl giggles

gmbo

gross

Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply

― buzza, Monday, September 19, 2011 7:32 AM (54 minutes ago)

lol "Patrick Michael Rinaldi" is exactly the type of name i'd use for a sockpuppet

socks and serial killers always have 3 names

I love Zoey’s Jess character.

u_u

haha oh you didn't know the name of the character already

i will pay you to make her "it's jess!" theme song into your ringtone

omg DO IT

I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.

Am I the only one who saw The Go-Getter? It was, uh, kind of cute if you like that sort of thing.

i seriously don't understand why my perfectly harmless name keeps getting dragged into terrible twee television comedies.

this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head

I think it's because your name is "jess" iirc

this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head

you leave '90s drew barrymore out of this, damn you

O_O

Drew Barrymore was the last iteration of this we had, wasn't she

Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.

Zooey D is a little like someone merged Drew Barrymore and Juliette Lewis and then gave the resulting paste offspring a trucker hat with fairy wings

worst version of the fly ever

Starting off with her talking about horror movies for the BIG EYES LOL

Just made it to the theme song (which she sings!) and then it cut to a commercial and i thought "Do i want to watch 45 seconds of commercials to see the rest of this show" and I was like nah.....

Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.

― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)

i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.

― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

this 100% fwiw btw

tempted to say she didn't really enter public consciousness until 500days, when she became the entire pursuit of the movie

same way i didn't give a damn about cameron diaz until There's Something About Mary. sometimes you just need a leading role, even if the leading role isn't a leading one at all and you just play some cute, innocent shmo-shmo who the audience develops a pseduo-obsession with because seemingly so many ppl in this movie are doing the same

makes some sense

What was the Tim Allen/Dave Barry movie? Big Trouble?

Oh yeah, I forgot about Yes Man.

oh yeah Big Troule was dope

I thought Big Troule's last mixtape was a step down, actually.

fuggin' yahoo frontpage has a flashing annoyance where the banner advert takes over the middle of the screen and she dances around quirkily

Yeah, I saw that this morning and grimaced

Dude next to me here in the airplane is reading USA Today. Her photo's in the top corner with the tagline "Sweet and Edgy".

she's the Miracle Whip of It Girls...