I Love Everything also, grown men who are into this board can gtfo
― "kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/zooey-091811-3.jpg
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
ILX really, really hates women.
― Mark C, Monday, September 19, 2011 9:28 AM (3 hours ago)
think we should discuss this further
― k3vin k., Monday, September 19, 2011 12:36 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
woman is the momus of the board
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
-think about it
― "kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
shes still not ellen paige levels of questionability
lol bro arent u more into like icarly
― Lamp, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
whoa xxxp
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
actually shes like kirstin/kristin stewart and katy perry combined
though without the breasts of perry (or kirstins teen moodiness)
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
...
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
naming my future band "the breasts of perry"
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
they are breasts which deserve such an accolade
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
... otm
― some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
to ENBB
wtf y'all
Stop being fucking gross, you pervs. There's already a gross ws thread for that.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
why is it gross?
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
oh lord
― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
she's 31
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol dan
― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://hellogiggles.com/hellogiggles-exclusive-watch-the-premiere-episode-of-the-new-girl-now
I loved it. I love Zoey’s Jess character. She’s the perfect mix of hot and geeky that I wish I could find in real life. If I met someone like her, I definietly would ask her out in a second. Great job Zoey. You prove once again just why I love watching everything you’re in.Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah the fact that Zooey herself is behind (at least partly) a website called "Hello Giggles" is certainly not helping the case here.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
rip patrick michael rinaldi
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's realy sad, he was a Zooey fan
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
Like I picture Death Cab guy telling her a joke, she giggles, then gets a shocked looked on her face and says, "WELL, HELLO GIGGLES, NICE TO HEAR YOU TODAY".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think she is Mayor Adam West from Family Guy
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
irl loling xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
irl giggles
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
gmbo
― I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
gross
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, September 19, 2011 7:32 AM (54 minutes ago)
lol "Patrick Michael Rinaldi" is exactly the type of name i'd use for a sockpuppet
― (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
socks and serial killers always have 3 names
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
I love Zoey’s Jess character.
u_u
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
haha oh you didn't know the name of the character already
i will pay you to make her "it's jess!" theme song into your ringtone
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
omg DO IT
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.
Am I the only one who saw The Go-Getter? It was, uh, kind of cute if you like that sort of thing.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
i seriously don't understand why my perfectly harmless name keeps getting dragged into terrible twee television comedies.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's because your name is "jess" iirc
― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
you leave '90s drew barrymore out of this, damn you
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
O_O
Drew Barrymore was the last iteration of this we had, wasn't she
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
Zooey D is a little like someone merged Drew Barrymore and Juliette Lewis and then gave the resulting paste offspring a trucker hat with fairy wings
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
worst version of the fly ever
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
Starting off with her talking about horror movies for the BIG EYES LOL
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
Just made it to the theme song (which she sings!) and then it cut to a commercial and i thought "Do i want to watch 45 seconds of commercials to see the rest of this show" and I was like nah.....
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)
― I would like some juice from OJ Da Juiceman's wife's vagina (bernard snowy), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
this 100% fwiw btw
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
tempted to say she didn't really enter public consciousness until 500days, when she became the entire pursuit of the movie
same way i didn't give a damn about cameron diaz until There's Something About Mary. sometimes you just need a leading role, even if the leading role isn't a leading one at all and you just play some cute, innocent shmo-shmo who the audience develops a pseduo-obsession with because seemingly so many ppl in this movie are doing the same
― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
makes some sense
― some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
What was the Tim Allen/Dave Barry movie? Big Trouble?
― "You're such a species-ist." (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link