or IOW, "she looks like Katy Perry"
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
Are "grown up men" not allowed to like Katy Perry too?
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
grown men and hungry infants iirc
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
Just, not Sesame Street viewers.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
she looks like a hipster katy perry
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:11 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark
poll thread
― symsymsym, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Whatever else this thread says about her, it establishes that Zooey Deschanel inspires passion. Sometimes passionate hatred. As for me, she's obv cute as a button. That's ok. Cuteness is widespread among the youthful and it's a good thing, as far as it goes, but cute is not a very high standard of beauty in a woman.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
ILX really, really hates women.
― Mark C, Monday, September 19, 2011 9:28 AM (3 hours ago)
think we should discuss this further
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo
srsly
― Lamp, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
"also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo"
shes still not ellen paige levels of questionability
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
*page
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
I Love Everything also, grown men who are into this board can gtfo
― "kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://cdn.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/zooey-091811-3.jpg
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, September 19, 2011 12:36 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
woman is the momus of the board
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
omg
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
-think about it
― "kiss ..?" (schlump), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol bro arent u more into like icarly
― Lamp, Monday, 19 September 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
whoa xxxp
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
actually shes like kirstin/kristin stewart and katy perry combined
though without the breasts of perry (or kirstins teen moodiness)
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
...
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
naming my future band "the breasts of perry"
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
they are breasts which deserve such an accolade
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
... otm
― some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
to ENBB
wtf y'all
Stop being fucking gross, you pervs. There's already a gross ws thread for that.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
why is it gross?
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
oh lord
― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
she's 31
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
lol dan
― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://hellogiggles.com/hellogiggles-exclusive-watch-the-premiere-episode-of-the-new-girl-now
I loved it. I love Zoey’s Jess character. She’s the perfect mix of hot and geeky that I wish I could find in real life. If I met someone like her, I definietly would ask her out in a second. Great job Zoey. You prove once again just why I love watching everything you’re in.Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah the fact that Zooey herself is behind (at least partly) a website called "Hello Giggles" is certainly not helping the case here.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
rip patrick michael rinaldi
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
it's realy sad, he was a Zooey fan
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
Like I picture Death Cab guy telling her a joke, she giggles, then gets a shocked looked on her face and says, "WELL, HELLO GIGGLES, NICE TO HEAR YOU TODAY".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think she is Mayor Adam West from Family Guy
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
irl loling xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
irl giggles
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
gmbo
― I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
gross
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, September 19, 2011 7:32 AM (54 minutes ago)
lol "Patrick Michael Rinaldi" is exactly the type of name i'd use for a sockpuppet
― (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
socks and serial killers always have 3 names
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
I love Zoey’s Jess character.
u_u
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
haha oh you didn't know the name of the character already
i will pay you to make her "it's jess!" theme song into your ringtone
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
omg DO IT
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.
Am I the only one who saw The Go-Getter? It was, uh, kind of cute if you like that sort of thing.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
i seriously don't understand why my perfectly harmless name keeps getting dragged into terrible twee television comedies.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
I think it's because your name is "jess" iirc
― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
you leave '90s drew barrymore out of this, damn you
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
O_O
Drew Barrymore was the last iteration of this we had, wasn't she
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)