Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

jesus

The more campaigns they punt, the bigger they're cunts

"too hungry to tweet"

wish this had comments so i could say i was living in darfur.

bu-bu-but where would you plug your computer in?

really dont get the fascination with this nonsense

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15014748

don't ask me, had a big fight with somebody v. close to me when i gently pointed out to them that the BNP were rocking that shit

i just ate one of those veg pots. it wasn't very nice.

on the other hand, the prospect of a possible four free lunches is appealing

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hm.

history mayne's in on this? shit, it goes all the way up to the top

i just ate one of those veg pots. it wasn't very nice.

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Me too. They're half price in Tesco and still waaaay over priced for what is essentially a couple of vegetables in curry sauce and a handful of rice.

but they're in a big heavy disposable plastic container

big fat bollocks more like.

The single-issue Tumblr we've all been waiting for

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/10724607622/1/tumblr_ls6jcnawrm1qfbr3h

OMG @ this one.

Excellent.

is that a joke/parody or what the actual fuck?

$10 says that's a kombucha bottle

it's shampoo.

i've got a contribution for that site. i'll keep you updated whether it gets posted up or not as i know you'll all be waiting with baited breath for the big reveal.

i bought some sausage and bean pasties from the Coop on saturday. not very glam or young and funky you'd think, but the packaging was still covered with shite like "savoury deliciousness" and god knows what else.

unless we take steps to deal with these people now, it's only a question of time before the BBC starts to read the news like this. apart from on BBC3 i mean.

Kinda disturbed at the use of 'ickle wickle' in the Mirror's 3am column.

I think I blame Russell Brand for that.

thank god for lidls and builders merchants so ppl can live on a nutritious tweefree diet of german biscuits and sand

http://tweetandeat.innocentdrinks.co.uk/

destroy

http://www.abccopywriting.com/blog/2011/10/10/wackywriting-cult-of-innocent/

I detect the unmistakable whiff of the advertising professional. "As a middle-aged straight guy buying specialist kit, I want to feel that my chosen product is technically robust, professionally made and packed with practical features." I mean, who says this? Also, tl;dr

Some good links, though

If you want a vision of the future, imagine our silly old wellies squishing and squashing the face of a tiny lickle baby for quite a long time. Yummy!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah that chimes w/this, which is OTM:

I guess we all have days when we’d like to return to our childhoods, which accounts for the disarming appeal of wackywriting. But growing up isn’t all sunnyshine and wowwipops. It’s also a time of total dependence, fear and confusion – and, overridingly, a time of being told what to do. One way or another, a child spends most of their time being controlled.

As Nick points out, copywriting is not a one-on-one conversation between equals. A brand – a business – is ‘speaking’ to a mass audience of actual and potential customers. Rather than a conversation, copywriting is more like ‘a monologue conducted above a million solitudes’, as Albert Camus defined dictatorship. That’s why we can’t really ‘talk’ to a brand, any more than we can talk to a film or a book.

A brand speaks unilaterally, and it does so to achieve a clearly defined outcome. The tone of voice or the visual style may do a very good job of obscuring it, but that’s the underlying mechanic. Like the parent, the brand speaks in order to control.

...

Wackywriting embodies the dilemma of the liberal middle classes: material privilege, and unease over that privilege, glossed over with affected bohemianism and faux-naïveté. Hopelessly compromised by power and possessions, we long to return to the garden, but can’t pass through the eye of the needle. We’re guilty, but we wish we were, yes, innocent.

Remember Smartfood? I loved that shit but I think they have a lot to answer for.

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it's like the url shortener was deeply fucking irritated

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2012/01/your-words-on-our-bottoms.html#comments

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How does it feel / to tweet me like you do?

a massive wagon of disgrace

yasss

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@MelFunky really sorry to hear that Mel. We've done our best to make something everyone will enjoy - sorry it wasn't your cup of tea

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Tumbleweeds at the ready... Which computer is best at singing? A Dell. Sorry.

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A mention on Charlie Brooker. Get in

He probably called them tossers and then sneered.

LET JOE KNOW ABOUT THIS BRAND MENTION IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA

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if i ever decide it's time to do a Michael Ryan i know who i'm going after

om nom nom! noodle is going to massacre his hunger with domino's yummy new dessert options

wait, domino's like the pizza?

guessing that quote's from a domino's mailout or similar?