Batshit Rightwing Cartoons 2011

Yeah. Thx for hero-ing it out.

What a fuckface.

poodles are cats when they are drawn or animated. qed, people.

I... what the heck is that cartoon even *about*!?

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 19 September 2011 06:22 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am guessing it was drawn by a man who is very bitter about his divorce.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 September 2011 06:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

lol
how weird it is for the guy to go from 'testosterone is evil ... but hot' to 'THEY'RE MAKING ISLAM LOOK PRETTY GOOD', it reminds me of tony millionaire

so in this comic terrier dogs are white men, poodles are white women, and crocodiles are black thugs?

http://cormind.typepad.com/.a/6a010536d9e591970c0147e1ca69cf970b-800wi

can't believe lynching is a rumour promulgated by black thugs/crocodiles

lol:

http://cormind.typepad.com/.a/6a010536d9e591970c013483837348970c-800wi

xp "Let me know how being crazy works out for you."

Good zing. Could catch on.

Holy shit @ this idiot

Femologists.

I like the way our right-wing hero looks like a canine version of a fusty old colonel blimp-a-like.

So while reading these, you are supposed to sip your coffee from this:

http://www.lonenutcomics.com/mug.png

Dude seems very fixated on standing up for rapists, it's like his favorite topic.

this is by no means a new point, but i wonder how self-conscious the adoption of Leftist tropes by the Right (or while/male/christian dominant culture) really is. seems like something really complex must be going on, or maybe they just do it to be annoying. like little kids obsessively worrying about "fairness" only when it effects them negatively.

It's all victimization. This and the other right wing thread, it's pretty much the main common theme running through everything.

I can't rip myself away from this guy's site. The 'jokes' are so poorly executed, even if you agreed with the politics (and I don't think even most Republicans would), it would take several minutes to eek out the punchline. And then you realise the message is almost always "black people are just pretending about racism", "women, they sure are a bunch of violent bitches, huh?", "diversity gives you AIDS" or some such. All with these lurid comic sans-speaking poodles and crocs. Mental. Terrifying.

"Readers who've yet to escape the equality Matrix tend to misunderstand our cartoons. Here's the cheat sheet for this comic: If women continue to vote even more foolishly than men, these women or their daughters could end up with leaders that will take back the female right to vote and a great deal more".

Oh, okay...

geez, don't think even Hegel himself could make sense of that reversal

so how soon until this dude turns up here?

this website is so fucked up i feel dirty just linking to it: http://americanfemaleposters.blogspot.com/ -- i found it linked from the site you guys are all discussing right now

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Jesus fuckin Christ at that new one

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rft1rb.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2bbee1.jpg

LOL. wtf?

It's your fault I didn't take that job in Dallas.

i mean, obv the use of "new fags" on this site is p much a dead giveaway that it's 4chan-style trolling, but A+

in fairness, "throw tampons at them" is good advice regardless of the situation

Hard not to imagine this dude creating all these at a frantic pace in one late-night session after a drunk text gone horribly wrong.

there is a strong current in right wing thought that feminism and political liberty has ruined american women and if you want quality white girls you have to go to eastern europe, or get yourself an asian.

it's not exactly national review-level mainstream but you don't have to dig deep to find this sentiment

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http://i44.tinypic.com/1585n4i.jpg

intentionally missing the point of the south park bit is A++ trolling

i'm waiting for the logic of one of these guys to get so pretzeled up that "having sex with a woman" is just too gay

Another layer of irony there is that the guy's website is basically a digital version of an 8 year old boy's "Why Girls Are Poo-Poo Heads" list.

is that "irony" or "expected, unsurprising impression"

there's something weird about being reasonably invested in the design element of this kinda thing, like it is just a hate slogan but you use three fonts & some clip art & gradient shading to really hammer it home

here's a different kind of cartoon, guaranteed to blow minds

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/SherfJ201109071.jpg

I love it when these guys get going on "American women" - they have this idea of Russian & Asian women as this paradigm of servility

by "I love it" I mean that it makes me want to commit suicide

p certain that the american democrat party is in that space.

What are the politics of a guy who considers the Republicans far right yet the Democrats centre left?

david frum

Sorry, meant to say "solid left".

are we saying that the Dems are center-right?
xpost!

This misogyny goes beyond politics and right into that thread published here years ago with big breasted rabbit creatures being told how stupid they are.

I have no idea on how to search for that, and I'm really hoping it wasn't just my imagination.

At least that cartoonist recognizes that the Republicans now occupy "far right" without any hint of moderation. Probably a "Scoop Jackson" admirer.

There's a fella who has taken on the unenviable task of documenting/deconstructing that particular brand of misogyny at his (stupidly named) blog manboobz.com. It's a real thing.

I made it about five minutes at that blog, that's like reading those anti-islam blogs level of toxic

It's very rare that you encounter misogyny all KKK-style, so it's really jarring (even if, as Whiney prob rightly says, it's A+ trolling). Gets past the callouses built up by the "I love women, but why do they all have to be such terrible dumb whores, but I mean I love women" shit that is fucking everywhere.

This thread has taught me that the American Republicans are represented by an elephant with a handle.

oh wait, it's just the elephant, never mind

On this subject, I just so happened to read this in the comments section on the Age's article about kids who have zero empathy/are v aggresive.

"In a recent article on this very site, there was a report on American research which showed that if it was one's unfortunate fate to be murdered, your most likely murderer is your mother and on the day you are born. These figures were based on the known incidences of such murders but the researchers also realised that they only knew about the tip of the iceberg. It is also well known that mothers generally favour their daughters and start to urge a son out of the family nest by the time he is about 14. How can they say it is not mother's fault, at least in part.
From personal experience, which counts for much more than the "Aren't women wonderful" myth, women are cold, calculating untrustworthy ... well, just plain evil creatures. There is plenty of research to back that up and for those so inclined, it is one of the first lessons of the bible. Don't label me as a religious nut - I'm not, just informed.
I have never known a moment's tenderness from a woman - mother or wife included no matter how I tried.
NO MORE."

The ... blank, unshifting bitterness made me shudder deeply.

whaaaaaaaaa