Batshit Rightwing Cartoons 2011

illegal position! no kings on the board.

what does that even MEAN

all the white ones are pawns...really makes you think

about how stupid the guy who drew the cartoon is

oh a homogeneous white society run by a homogeneous black government, righto xxp

makes 0 sense

the kings are the cosby show, the pawns are the audience

WHOOOOOAAAAA

http://cormind.typepad.com/.a/6a010536d9e591970c0133ef8a9a7d970b-800wi

what the

Why is this cartoonist so proud of only having one testicle?

Thank God someone spoke out against adoption!

uh, consult abanana's handy key up top for an extra layer to that one, dogg

So those are two white men talking about adopting a black man?

Certainly casts an extra layer on the courtroom comic though, dogg

So those are two white men talking about adopting a black man?

― starring EDWARD WOODWARD (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 19 September 2011 15:45 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is also the mob that equates homosexuality to bestiality, right?

Probably

(see also: pedophilia)

Anyways, what does the newspaper prose say in the last panel. Am posting from phone and can't zoom in far enough.

"Lone Nut does it again. Makes people laugh out loud. Lone Nut is your (something). I read it every single day." etc etc, cbf reproducing that whole self-congratulatory slab of wank

Yeah. Thx for hero-ing it out.

What a fuckface.

poodles are cats when they are drawn or animated. qed, people.

I... what the heck is that cartoon even *about*!?

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 19 September 2011 06:22 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am guessing it was drawn by a man who is very bitter about his divorce.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 September 2011 06:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

lol
how weird it is for the guy to go from 'testosterone is evil ... but hot' to 'THEY'RE MAKING ISLAM LOOK PRETTY GOOD', it reminds me of tony millionaire

so in this comic terrier dogs are white men, poodles are white women, and crocodiles are black thugs?

http://cormind.typepad.com/.a/6a010536d9e591970c0147e1ca69cf970b-800wi

can't believe lynching is a rumour promulgated by black thugs/crocodiles

lol:

http://cormind.typepad.com/.a/6a010536d9e591970c013483837348970c-800wi

xp "Let me know how being crazy works out for you."

Good zing. Could catch on.

Holy shit @ this idiot

Femologists.

I like the way our right-wing hero looks like a canine version of a fusty old colonel blimp-a-like.

So while reading these, you are supposed to sip your coffee from this:

http://www.lonenutcomics.com/mug.png

Dude seems very fixated on standing up for rapists, it's like his favorite topic.

this is by no means a new point, but i wonder how self-conscious the adoption of Leftist tropes by the Right (or while/male/christian dominant culture) really is. seems like something really complex must be going on, or maybe they just do it to be annoying. like little kids obsessively worrying about "fairness" only when it effects them negatively.

It's all victimization. This and the other right wing thread, it's pretty much the main common theme running through everything.

I can't rip myself away from this guy's site. The 'jokes' are so poorly executed, even if you agreed with the politics (and I don't think even most Republicans would), it would take several minutes to eek out the punchline. And then you realise the message is almost always "black people are just pretending about racism", "women, they sure are a bunch of violent bitches, huh?", "diversity gives you AIDS" or some such. All with these lurid comic sans-speaking poodles and crocs. Mental. Terrifying.

"Readers who've yet to escape the equality Matrix tend to misunderstand our cartoons. Here's the cheat sheet for this comic: If women continue to vote even more foolishly than men, these women or their daughters could end up with leaders that will take back the female right to vote and a great deal more".

Oh, okay...

geez, don't think even Hegel himself could make sense of that reversal

so how soon until this dude turns up here?

this website is so fucked up i feel dirty just linking to it: http://americanfemaleposters.blogspot.com/ -- i found it linked from the site you guys are all discussing right now

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Jesus fuckin Christ at that new one

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LOL. wtf?

It's your fault I didn't take that job in Dallas.

i mean, obv the use of "new fags" on this site is p much a dead giveaway that it's 4chan-style trolling, but A+

in fairness, "throw tampons at them" is good advice regardless of the situation

Hard not to imagine this dude creating all these at a frantic pace in one late-night session after a drunk text gone horribly wrong.

there is a strong current in right wing thought that feminism and political liberty has ruined american women and if you want quality white girls you have to go to eastern europe, or get yourself an asian.

it's not exactly national review-level mainstream but you don't have to dig deep to find this sentiment

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intentionally missing the point of the south park bit is A++ trolling

i'm waiting for the logic of one of these guys to get so pretzeled up that "having sex with a woman" is just too gay

Another layer of irony there is that the guy's website is basically a digital version of an 8 year old boy's "Why Girls Are Poo-Poo Heads" list.