DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

ak-47 actually a kind of digital camera

since the lib dem conference thing has been at the top of the guardian site there have been all of these opportunities to c+p really just anything from there & post it here with some kind of incisive & righteous comment but just oh god it is so depressing, i can't believe how bad & unpromising a state of affairs we are in

After apologising by text to anti-abortion Tory MP Nadine Dorries, text-mad David Cameron wants revenge on Boris Johnson for beating him in a tennis match in Trafalgar Square to promote the Paralympics. ‘As u are up for re-election, thght id let u win,’ Dave messaged the London Mayor. ‘But if u fancy proper mtch at Cheqrs let me know.’

BJohnson: "w,l"

Apparently Cameron is also fond of the game 'Snake' and has been known to play it for hours after putting the kids to bed.

...fond...'Snake'...kids...bed

Although tbh Sarky seems to be getting more of the love.

Absolutely, most of the crowd were like, "Who's that fat bloke stood next to Sarko?" I didn't see a Union Jack but I did see a Scottish flag! Obv. left over from the celebrations for al-Megrahi's release, I'm surprised nobdy picked on it.

... picked up on it, that should read

Gove: the Next Chapter

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If Gove and Lansley survive another year in cabinet I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Lansley's not really fucked up that much has he? I mean he's pushing through a load of hateful shit and alienating an entire profession or two but that's what Cameron wants to do. Gove's career is already a list of embarassing fuck-ups and he seems to be largely immune, presumably because he's so matey with Cameron and Osbourne?

Like I said. These fuckers are here to stay. Good luck, etc...

Fucking assholes

Hitting dying scroungers right where it hurts. Makes you proud to be a Liberal Democrat.

The changes will be retrospective

xps I mean, I keep hearing much wishful thinking from people about those two (often from LDs and tories funnily enough) but really, it's going to take something else to get rid of them. Apart from anything else I'm sure Cameron is quite happy for other members of his cabinet to take the heat while he shakes hands with grateful members of the Libyan public.

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The Government has spent £510,000 developing the GREAT Britain brand, which will be used at business receptions abroad and in advertising by Visit Britain.

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ha ha that is kind of stunningly literal. picture of an entrepreneur + union jack + ENTREPRENEURS ARE GREAT + mis-firing play on 'great' britain, britain a clumsy footnote

But I thought with all those horrible taxes, red tape, planning obstacles, 'elf and safety and lazy, feckless youth Britain was a terrible place to invest?

"Beig Rich is Brilliant!"

xpost, and in a sense, not xpost too.

they're not saying it isn't terrible just that it's easy

Don't forget terminally ill scroungers who won't even allow the fact that they are dying to stop them claiming benefits

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1. The UK is the world’s greatest market for music consumers,
buying more albums per head than anywhere else globally.
2. The value of UK music exports exceeds £17 billion every year
and British artists account for almost 12% of global sales of
recorded music.
3. From Glyndebourne to Glastonbury, the UK hosts the world’s
greatest music festivals.
4. The Beatles are the No1. selling artists of all time.
5. Adele had the longest running top ranked UK record in the
billboard charts for 20 years.

^ Note that they have fucked up the union flag on those. xp

i completely didn't see the "britain" in the entrepreneurs poster

what a shower of shit these people are

is that the beyonce/sasha fierce robo-hand in "innovation is great"?

kmt @ "shopping is great"

Looting is Great

These will be photoshopped to death in next to know time, i imagine

Swear this whole campaign is created just for the B3ta parody treatments to take it viral.

Wallace and fucking Grommit though, fuck's sake

i consider it incredibly lax of the relevant people that this hasn't already happened. GET A MOVE ON I WANT TO RETWEET THE LOOTING IS GREAT ONE WITH A PICTURE OF THE RIOTS BEHIND IT

Countryside is Great is a bit gloomy and overcast, notwithstanding the fact that there's blimmin' great aqueduct stuck in the middle of it

was just gonna say, "Creativity lol"

In fairness Visit Britain has been doing stuff like this for years, but spending over half a million pounds on the brilliant conclusion that you should make the word 'GREAT' really big and put the word 'Britain' a bit smaller underneath it is the sort of thing that the last government would have been slaughtered for, rightly, on the grounds that it's a ridiculous waste of money.

^ it is scotland though tbf xxp

Didn't see a Weather is Great one?

I saw something about it on Sky News and the 'GREAT britain' thing is very close to the Sky News logo.

More importantly here's another brilliant advert for more private sector involvement in the NHS.

"Fucking is Great"

1. The UK is the world’s greatest market for sex consumers,
getting more head than anywhere else globally.
2. The value of UK shhaggers going on holiday exceeds £17 billion every year.
3. From Glyndebourne to Glastonbury, the UK hosts the world’s
greatest music festivals. Sorry, bored now.

So do Northern Ireland have to fund their own campaign or what then?

applaud the decision to use an obese sectarian wife-murderer for the "Heritage is Great" poster

"Northern Island is Great" britain

Northern Ireland Is Great So It Is

Countryside is Great is a bit gloomy and overcast, notwithstanding the fact that there's blimmin' great aqueduct stuck in the middle of it

― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, September 22, 2011 9:32 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

Reminds of those banners the NFU put up everywhere about how farming has made Britian's countryside what it is to-day (i.e barren plains of hedgeless fields agrochemical-ed to death until they sell them off to Barratt's to build New Poundbury or whatever)

Which will be much easier to do once the gov's new planning guidelines come into play, so I suppose that's good for business.

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