Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Wish this stream has someone other than Pleat as co-commentator. :/

Liverpool trying to pick up 22 bookings in this match?

love pleat.

this sky sports commentator, whichever one it is, is a really obnoxious man. lfc are shit, oh well. nothing to see here.

I think I might write this one off now, it's not looking pretty and I need to pop out anyway. I'd like to see Coates but there'll be better opportunities for that.

Parker is gonna "have" Suarez later

Coates getting in on the action with a yellow. I can see Liverpool getting something out of the game if Spurs fall asleep but they're going to require more than eight men on the pitch.

Not much to say about that really.

Liverpool trying to pick up 22 bookings in this match?
― Neither big nor clever (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:07 (46 minutes ago)

Looks like it

And now perennial Spurs favourite, Adebayor, gets in on the action

Lovely goal.

Ooh that went fast!

Arsenal only 3 points behind this mighty Liverpool-side is kind of a soothing thought

Think QPR could be ahead of LFC by the end of this game.

card happy ref or otherwise, a shit performance.

So, Kenny to meet with the refs again this week?

No Carrick. Hallelujah

Torridge up front for Chelsea

Aguero has scored for City, looked a mile offside but didn't catch replay.

yass #fantasyfootball

do you get points for an assist if your player crosses it in and woodgate OGs it?

Expect the Spurs fans will want him to dedicate his goals to his elephant-washing dad.

yeah, coz

"A bad day at the office. But some so-called fans need to look up the words 'loyalty' and 'legend' in their dictionaries. If they can actually read that is. You'll never walk alone, King Kenny. Anfield was not rebuilt in a day!"

speech bubble obscuring 1/3 of a Roy of the Rovers strip panel; "that's right, JZ in Liverpool", says a speech bubble coming from a different stand

Jay-Z?

No Dirk, no credibility
Didn't watch. Did we play 4-4-2 whilst we had 11 men anyway?

I don't even think spurs are any good so that results a bit of a worry. Oh well.

Crikey, that was a nice touch for Adebayor's first. Good to see him in a Liverpool shirt too.

Spurs looked pretty sweet, what I saw, and presumably they got better later. They'll be serious competition for seventh fourth.

lana del rey on the man utd build-up

4-4-2. I think. Don't know what we were doing. Right now it feels worse than Wolves last season tbh. Horrible.

fergie just said he likes youth. "I like young people"

kicking Wenger while he's down, not cool

video games or blue jeans cozen?

video games

The Utd fans know a good song about that iirc. Something about a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile?

Hope the FA punish Parker for kicking Lucas near the end.

thx cozen
not sure if i'll feel better or worse if nando and meireles play great today? Oh who am i kidding? Hope Utd get smacked.

Chelsea gonna empty the midfield? Can't see Meireles being much a rock in there. Ramires?

If Nando plays great I'm gonna check the bread I had at lunchtime for hallucinogenic mould

yeah ramires the only holding type player there and even he goes forward. Better put some pressure on the ball with the high line they keep otherwise hernadez's movement and through balls will kill 'em.

srsly can't envisage Spurs having an easier Prem game this season tbh

the point about 70 mins in where they strung literally about 35 passes together then lost possession with the first one that attempted to be at all penetrating was rather tragicomic for both teams

" Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp on Spurs fans cheering ex-Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who scored two goals against Liverpool on his home debut: "Football's a funny old game. Saddam Hussein could have bought a football club and, if he'd pumped millions in, everyone would have sung, 'There's only one Saddam'. Adebayor's worked hard today and put a real shift in. They really love him here.""

Subtle dig at Levy.

some thanks that. comparing him to a genocidal dictator!!

am astonished that sunderland are gubbing stoke 3-0 tbh

torn between wanting to see AVB/torres do well and having rooney/jones in my FF

aguero clowning it in

arsenal/liverpoolesque defending there

that was woeful

90 min orgasm

Pity the ref was actually punishing offences correctly, because we were better 11 vs 11 tbh.

Spurs 2010 - crouch + adebayor = top four.

And Bale was shite today, probably should have been 6 or 7.

sums torres up

oh nando