I dunno, man. letmec*monyourt*ts.tumblr.com is just not taking off.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 18 September 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
I actually have a few ideas for the new one. Does anyone know if they let you submit multiple entries?
― jaymc, Friday, 30 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
Just submit them as "Roger Ebert, Chicago"?
― Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
Ha. I found the FAQ: only one entry per e-mail address.
― jaymc, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/10/p465/111010_contest_p465.jpg"Big Mouse Strikes Again!"
― Mark G, Friday, 7 October 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
"In his favor, he's not as bad as my last boss."
― anorange (abanana), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
"lol, we fucked up that mouse's office but good"
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 October 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)
"This is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)
I actually just entered that.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)
laughed out loud at tracer's
― max, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
"this is normal" is a funnier generic caption than "christ what an asshole"
"Did I do that?"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)
Good god these are abysmal
http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, "Christ, what an asshole" is like 1000x better than those. Somebody couldn't slip a Tea Party joke in there someplace?
― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/17/p465/111017_contest_p465.jpg
struggling with this one. i think if i were the art editor i would leave it captionless. i can't even tell if either of those people have their mouths open.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
"At least he walls don't have ears"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 October 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
not he - the.
maybe something classically oblique, but those never seem to win. "I'll miss your maize, Harry."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
i can't even tell if either of those people have their mouths open.
Give the dialogue to the dog.
― jaymc, Monday, 10 October 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
"I told you I'd take care of it, didn't I?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
"we are happy that victoria roberts has vandalized our indoor corn field"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
"It's just Crabgrass, dear" is a better caption for this week!
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Someone's scribbled their name on our carpet!"
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
Pile the bodies high at Austerlitz and Waterloo. Shovel them under and let me work— I am the grass; I cover all. And pile them high at Gettysburg And pile them high at Ypres and Verdun. Shovel them under and let me work. Two years, ten years, and passengers ask the conductor: What place is this? Where are we now? I am the grass. Let me work
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, at least we'll have fresh olives next year!"
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
r. chast style titling rather than dialogue seems appropriate thereYour Ethanol Subsidies at Work
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
"ah, retirement"
― anorange (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Harry, there is corn growing in the living room!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
the steins misunderstand the concept of cornholing
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm not sure this is how 'stalking' is supposed to work."
― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
"next stop, heroin!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
^kinda feeling that one
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
Your Ethanol Subsidies at Work
irl lol
― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Harry, I shaved my vulva!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
"'work from home'? i thought you said 'jerk farm home'!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
"i suppose this is what passes for progress in president obama's amerikkka"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
did i win yet?
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
Haha OK I got one.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
"I never promised you a rose garden."
gnerrrrrrrrr
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Well look at what we have to work with!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
tru
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
"Damn Mabel, this weed is so good I can't tell if that's a mirror, or a picture frame, or a window."
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
The pope pup smokes dope.
as high as an elephants eye he said, christ what an asshole
― brownie, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
"Christ what a mousehole"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
someone should have a booth for this at occupy wall street
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
(late, I know)
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
current one:
"I guess he's finally going through with that plan to murder and maim thousands of civilians"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
This is normal.
― max, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)