http://www.avclub.com/articles/clueless-case-file-185-the-stupids,53858/
― Mordy, Saturday, 17 September 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)
Well he may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy
What's that?
...
A DINOSAUR
― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 January 2012 07:41 (fourteen years ago)
Frink: Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator!
― Hawaiian mime montage (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
Published on 1 Mar 2013
You've seen the rest, now watch the best. It's The Simpsons Harlem Shake!
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
Kiss my asphalt
― paolo, Friday, 22 November 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)
I call him Gamblor
That sounded like a pig fainting
It's more of a Shelbyville idea
I told them to slice my sandwich!
― paolo, Friday, 22 November 2013 10:25 (twelve years ago)
It was the olden days!
― subaltern 8 (Michael B), Friday, 22 November 2013 12:08 (twelve years ago)
You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce
― paolo, Monday, 9 December 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)
That was a gutsy decision!
― paolo, Thursday, 2 January 2014 12:26 (twelve years ago)
being at a NYE party that didn't acknowledge midnight made me think of "remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock".
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 2 January 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
the ep where Oscar De La Hoya says "Dios Mio! This kid is fun to hit!" re: Martin Prince was on today, still the funniest line ever
― The Zinger Not the Zung (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 January 2014 14:47 (twelve years ago)
Shut your squeal hole booze jockey
― paolo, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:16 (twelve years ago)
pipe down rub a dub
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:17 (twelve years ago)
"jagged metal Krusty-O" came up today for the first time in years, & I feel ten pounds lighter
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:29 (twelve years ago)
Hand me my patching trowel
― paolo, Thursday, 13 February 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)
"operation mail-take"
― marcos, Thursday, 13 February 2014 14:48 (twelve years ago)
"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 February 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
Even stink beetles??
― paolo, Friday, 28 February 2014 09:19 (twelve years ago)
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
― brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 February 2014 12:05 (twelve years ago)
Then to the Duff brewery
― paolo, Thursday, 27 March 2014 10:26 (twelve years ago)
haha
― marcos, Thursday, 27 March 2014 13:24 (twelve years ago)
buy three tubes of mister blister, get one free
― marcos, Friday, 28 March 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)
Thanks, Benevenstanciano!
― sktsh, Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)
Allan the cowboy
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:43 (twelve years ago)
I love you, Pepsi.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 6 April 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)
What have I done to deserve this flat flavourless Manhattan?
― paolo, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)
^^ I swear to god I thought of that one just yesterday.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:40 (twelve years ago)
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
― paolo, Friday, 30 May 2014 08:26 (twelve years ago)
I hear those things are awfully loud
― paolo, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)
Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness.
― jmm, Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
Queen of the harpies!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
Here's your crown YOUR MAJESTY!
― oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)
Aw, nuts! I mean, uh … aw, nuts!
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 August 2014 12:33 (eleven years ago)
I'm a guy like me!
― paolo, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:32 (eleven years ago)
When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another floor on your house!
― DavidLeeRoth, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
"How does your Mom usually punish you?""She makes me taste beer"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."
I was thinking recently about how this ^^ - said to his heartbroken child - is a stunningly cruel thing to hear in a TV show. This show could be dark at times.
― jmm, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)
Hommer: bart! go to your room!
bart: eat my shorts!
― cool music buff (missingNO), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
ned flanders: hidely-ho, neighborino!
homer: shut up, flanders
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
(Skinner, in Bart's daydream:) "Class, instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the.....box factory"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
In the spirit of why Leee started this thread, last night my bf was telling me how he'd said to another (cranky junkie just-got-dumped) friend of ours that his relaysh with me was going really well, and that the guys face fell, like he was really bummed/jealous.
All I could think to say was "so basically, you told him you sleep in a big bed with your wife?".
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)
were they the big man at the crack factory
― a cheese has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)
OMG lol
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)
homer: mmm, donuts
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:09 (eleven years ago)
bart: don't have a cow man
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)
nelson: ha ha!
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)