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"Awwwwwwwww, I never did go in much fer kissin' an' stuff, ma'am... shoot!"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Authoritarian penny-pinching old spinster aunt/stepmother/harpy stands at top of spiraling staircase (candelabra and thunderstorm optional), gets into argument/shouting match, and ends up lying in a chalkmark on checkerboard floor far below.

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Or:

"Why you ungrateful little wretch! I brought you into this house to bring you up properly. You never wanted for anything and all you do is behave like that father of yours. As for this little creature, he doesn't belong in here"

"No, you won't hit my pet rabbit, Fluffy!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

"Darling, I can't wait for this terrible war to be over so I can hold you in my arms once again."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:10 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, it's WONderful, I mean it's just WONderful! Don't you just LOVE it? Couldn't you just DIE?"
"Glad you like it, toots."

― Dave AKA Dave (dave225.3), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

"Gee, that Mary really is a swell kid. Maybe I should ask her out for a soda."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

"Siddown! You too, sister!"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

"Who's the skirt?"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"Whoahhhhhh Doc, slow down...speak English will ya?"

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

"It's ok boss, this guy ain't packin'."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

"You must be new in town, stranger."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

"Why, nobody can shoot like that except Blanco Billy. Say..."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"In Kansas City, they have big hotels with running water, hot and cold- why, you could take a bath once a week!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

"Hold me [man's name]! Hold me like you did in [place name i.e. Paris, Rome, Naboo, etc]"

"Tell me the truth, Doc... *COUGH/wheeze*"

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature and because of it, the greatest in the universe."

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

"Wow 25 cents, I'm rich now! Gee, thanks mister!"

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

"The evening stage is leaving in about 15 minutes. I suggest you be on it."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

"I was talking to THE LADY!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Where's the Kid?"
Johnny: "The Kid ain't comin' back Charlie"
Charlie: "You mean..."
Johnny: "Yeah, he bought it, the joint was crawlin' wit' coppers, there was nuttin' we could do Charlie"

*Charlie turns away and punches wall*

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Little Old Lady: "Why Charles, I haven't seen you since..."
Charlie: "I think you should sit down Mrs. Lombardi..."
Little Old Lady: "... why what's wrong Charlie, oh..."
Charlie: *removes hat* "... yes, Mrs Lombardi, it's about Joey..."
Little Old Lady: "Joseph!"
Charlie: "He..." *fiddles with hat* "... he... awwwwwwww..."
Little Old Lady: *staring straight ahead* "It's OK, Charles, it's OK..."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Shorty: "I'm tellin' you Johnny, he ain't been the same since the Kid bought it, he's losin' his noive..."
Johnny: "... why you!"
Shorty: "You know it's true Johnny, he's through, finished..."
Johnny: "If Charlie hears you talkin' like that, you'll be one whose through!"
Shorty: "Well he'd better not hear me then, huh Johnny?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Johnny: Don't worry, Billy... we'll make it to California... someday...
Billy: We sure will... *COUGH WHEEZE*

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Say, Shorty, word on the street tells me you been runnin' off your mouth"
Shorty: "I don't know what you mean Charlie."
Charlie: "I hear you been goin' round saying that Charlie Caroli's through, that he's lost his noive."
Shorty: "I wouldn't do that Charlie, honest! You know I wouldn't say nuttin' like that Charlie!"
Charlie: "Well, I don't know Shorty... would ya? Would he..." *swivels round* "... Johnny?"
Johnny: "Shorty's right, you've lost it since the Kid got stiffed, you're becoming a liabilty."
Charlie: "Well is that so Johnny? Now ain't this a pretty to-do?"
Johnny: "Don't even think about reachin' for that Derringer, Charlie or you'll ended up deader than the Kid."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

"there's only two things a fella can trust in this world, and dames ain't one of em."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

You ain't foolin' no one, sweetheart. You never knew how to handle a rod

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

"Spare a few pesos ta whet ma whistle, friend?"
"You've had enough, sheriff"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

FBI agents turn on TV news to get vital information on the case they're trying to break.

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Grande Dame Singer: "I'll have you know, I've sung before crowned heads."

Director: "You've left yourself wide open for a crack ... I'll let it pass."

(actually, only in Busby Berkeley's Footlight Parade w/ Cagney, now on DVD)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

high speed chase, one car cuts off fruit truck, fruit truck runs up sidewalk narrowly missing milk truck, fruit truck overturns, fruit goes everywhere
-- nein Socken

Ha, I came here to post that one - I was going to add, fruit cart owner shakes fist at departing cars, shouting insults in french or Belgian.

― ratty, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Belgian?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Or Mandarin, if the incident takes place on one of the hilly avenues of San Francisco.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

haha @ "noive"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

Flemish.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:05 (twenty years ago)

This thread, 30 years time..

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

some really hard, closed-mouth kissing

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Not for more than three seconds, mind.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

"You really want to marry me? And be the father of my child?"
"Why yes, Shelley Winters, I do."

― In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

A tuxedoed, studious, bookish youth, the sheltered son of a robber baron, obediently kneels down to place a shoe upon a glamorous stocking foot, upon which the camera backs up to follow his gaze as he discovers the ankle-bone is connected to the thigh-bone to the hip-bone.

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

A ruffian in a tavern grabs a comely barmaid by the waist. The barmaid struggles. Ruffian: "Haha, I likes a girl with spirit!"

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

I await the film to be made that has everything in this thread in it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, just get the finances together and I'm your man.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

IDEALISTIC DOOMED SECONDARY CHARACTER: I ain't afraid of you, see?
OBVIOUS EVIL GUY: You ain't, eh?
IDSC: Not at all!
OEG: Well, you know what they say, kid.
IDSC: What do they say?
OEG (strikes a match): You play with fire, you're gonna get burned. (lights cigarette) KnowwhatImean?
IDSC: You think you're tough?
OEG: Just givin' you a chance, kid.
IDSC: Well, I don't scare so easy. And I'm comin' after you til I see you in JAIL!
OEG (turns around, smiles ruefully to himself): Sorry to hear that, kid. (turns back around, gun in hand. He FIRES!)
IDSC: Aghhh! (clutches stomach, falls to knees, looks up helplessly at OEG, pitches forward dead)

― gear (gear), Saturday, 10 June 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't need you. I don't need NOBODY!

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Sunday, 11 June 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

SALLY: "I'm tired of waitin' around for you to bring home money, Joey!"

JOEY: "C'mon, baby, don't be like that. This time things'll work out, just like I promised."

SALLY: "I've heard that all before, Joey!"

JOEY: "Baby, I'm closer than ever before! I'm gonna be big time. Heck, we BOTH will!"

SALLY: "Aw Joey, those're just more empty promises!"

Joey grabs her by the shoulders and shakes.

JOEY: "Why don't you believe in me?! Why? Why?!"

Joey raises his hand to backslap Sally.

Sally starts crying. She pushes Joey away.

SALLY: "Joey, you're scarin' me!"

Joey looks at her and then turns around, biting his lip.

JOEY: "Oh jeez...sorry, baby, I...I don't know what came over me..."

― gear (gear), Sunday, 11 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

".......it was a snub-nosed 44"

― PhilK, Sunday, 16 September 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

detective wearing shirt with sleeves rolled up, loosens tie while talking into old fashioned rotary dial phone: "I'm gonna nail that sick sonofabitch even if the chief takes my badge!"

― snoball, Sunday, 16 September 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

No, you didn't hear anyone called a sick sonofabitch in an old movie. Unless you're talking about True Grit or later.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Technicolor Consultant: Natalie Kalmus

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Closeup still shot of some expository document (newspaper, invitation to fancy dress ball, etc.) with the relevant portion of text helpfully illuminated

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

This is a great thread.

― Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?

― amateurist, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

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