Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

hahaha

you're missing the point, merse and pinnocchhhhhhhio were prob enjoyin themselves too

how can you all muster the strength to have these infernally tedious arguments again, seriously

a decade of ilx premier league threads yet still they doubt our stamina

fat frank joke

O'Connorwatch: now charged with insurance fraud over smash in his Ferrari. Not a great couple of days for the big 'un.

anyway, and tbf, if rooney plays two good games in a row then this shite is unavoidable and somebody must pay

Gotta agree with rtc, tho if my "completely shite" comment was to blame then I take a sad sense of satisfaction.

It was meant to turn into a conversation about the merits of Gary Doherty.

http://img.skysports.com/07/08/218x298/FootballNorwichDohertyProfile_555373.jpg

Godspeed Ginger Pele.

prefer Scottish Cafu

is that a turnip-based dish or

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xposts. I'm sure Hodgson compared Carragher to Carlos Alberto.

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How pissed off must Leighton Baines be?

Leighton Baines hasn't updated his blog since the end of May :(

ha

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/6/18/1308407437207/The-Gallery-Wayne-Rooney-002.jpg

BBC Radio 5 live's Conor McNamara at the Stadium of Light on the great Manchester striker debate: "Sergio Aguero has the potential to be as good as Wayne Rooney, but he's not there yet."

"One of the greatest players of all time". Not my words lads, the words of Eamon Dunphy.

i tell ya, i nearly shit- and giles only half-contradicted the stirring fucker

alan shearer or les ferdinand were better than rooney

shat myself when that pic filled my screen.

It's ROOBACCA

'My groin is as strong as it’s ever been and the stats are there to prove it,'

Stevie G?

indeed

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gerrard.jpg

It can do some amazing things, but anything it can do, Joe Cole can do as well, if not better. He used to shock them in training.

Gerrard and Smith just in awe of Redknapp there aren't they.

tbf he is doing a terrific impression of the flash rite there

"My groin is tested when I'm working and the physios collect data. My groin scores now are better than before I even started feeling my groin"

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A £100,000 signing from Stoke who has just completed 200 games for Mick McCarthy, Henry is not only a value-buy but a player very much in his manager's image. "I'm a no-nonsense sort of footballer, I suppose," he says.

the best advert for dadaism and aphasia in years

1217: BREAKING NEWS: We're hearing there's a doubt about today's Wolves-QPR match because of a power cut in Wolverhampton. There's currently no power at Molineux and club officials have promised a further update soon.

thanks, just warned my dad before he set off

will be gutted for ithappens tho if it, um, doesn't happen

This afternoon's game between Wolves and Queens Park Rangers is now set to go ahead after power was restored to Molineux.

We have been told by the electricity supplier that the restored power should be retained for the rest of the day to allow the game to go ahead.

Fans are advised that the loss of power for approximately 90 minutes will mean some disruption to food service, especially in corporate areas, and are asked to show patience as a result.

The power was off throughout Wolverhampton City Centre from approximately 11.05am.

I think I am going to love Gervinho - big fore head and all.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01706/sheephead-wrasse_1706878i.jpg

In training, earlier today

sandro's hair vs gervinho's hair

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sandro.jpg

http://divegallery.com/Leafy_Sea_Dragon__1.jpg

gervinho is a dude with bad dreads. it looks silly but dreads on a black dude isn't exactly some craaaaaazy hair choice. sandro's looks like he lost a bet or four.

talking of losing bets - I'm sticking to my "never bet on Arsenal" rule this season, no matter what.

It took you how many seasons?

1. That was a sweet finish.
2. That was a lol offside line.

this Blackburn team are something tho

Too many seasons and too many heartbreaking if onlys on too many coupons. 4-0 up on Newcastle should have been the last straw but I think I still went back for more after that.

Nice goal from Yakubu.

(still fancy Arsenal to win easy though. must...not...bet)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.