Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

considering essentially every injury Rooney has suffered has either been ankle or metatarsal, i don't see how that has anything to do with lack of fitness.

and tbf that goals list could also be read as follows:

11, 16, 14, 12, 12, 26, 11

Whither robbie keane, whither darren bent, whither hasselbaink, whither hamilton fuckin ricard and shaun by-christ bartlett

loss of form = loss of hair, we've been through this already

ps xp just over one in three is not the strike-rate of a world class consistent talent at the best club in an uncompetitive league. Even allowing for tapins.

not bad for a right-back though

xp HE'S FAT

5th all time in the Premier League for assists, but you can prove anything with stats

berbatov was once top scorer in the premier league

it's a good return for a utd attacking midfielder, you'd maybe want more for a winger and you'd want to double it for a 'world class' striker onimo

ffs

giving it to ronaldo on the halfway line, lol 'assist'

the most remarkable thing about wayne rooney is his longevity in a ruthless utd team imo. I'd score ten a season meself sure.

I don't consider him an out-and-out striker tbh but he gets his fair share when put there

(that was only league goals btw, I think he's hit 20+ in 3 or 4 seasons in all comps)

Cantona only broke the 20-goal barrier once in his entire career. Just saying like.

not good enough to play for france.

two main reasons rooney is suddenly looking good again are

- no recent injuries, didn't come back from summer after dispiriting failure with england or just generally looking fat and slovenly
- he is finally playing in exactly the sort of set up that suits him -- nominally withdrawn striker in 4-4-1-1, with hernandez and two fast winger to stretch the defence, he can move from a #10 position to a #9 depending on the phase of play

- It's probably a while until the next prostitute revelation as well so probably reasonably happy at home and undistracted

He won 45 caps and retired early!

- was playing against dogshit teams like arsenal and bolton

xposts

i think he's often been played in less than optimal position by ferguson, sometimes at less than full fitness. I recognise his level of general effort and 'spirit' ugh, his power, surprising pace, a deft touch when striking a dead ball, an unstoppable shot and a much improved ability to finish from a cross. I'm not a blinkered roo-hater, imo, but i set all of that against what i've said above and i don't get the result that spells out 'top class' tbh.

Let's see your list of "top class" players in the Premier League then

45 caps with the team that failed to win a single game in 92 or qualify for 94.. then being not as good as zidane

must stop trolling and get back to work

current or previous NN

Current

All of that was all Ginola's fault though, if you're looking for a truly shit player.

current top/world class players in the epl, not exhaustive:

English- ferdinand, a cole, j cole
Foreign- Silva, kompany, aguero, van persie, drogba, berbatov, s hunt

I'd prob include gerrard ahead of rooney, tbh, but the past two years prob knock him out of it.

Poor Luka :(

Is there a J Cole I don't know about?

didn't want to include spurs players tbh, matt

NV if you have another j cole that's able to do stuff messi can't, i've not heard

s hunt

At last, some recognition

Seems to me that if you're gonna exclude Gerrard cos of the last 2 years then Cole's had a longer lean spell than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o9dXLNuXic

Kompany but no Vidic? I'd put Rooney in the same category as Van Persie and Drogba (who is pretty crap at the moment). Also, I know you're a Berbatov stan but including him is ridiculous.

ffs cole is a joke

Yeah, J. Cole's been rubbish for years. Pretty much since the second half of the England v. Sweden game.

Hunt's not a joke tho right?

vidic- yes. Was off the top of my head tbf.

Drogba sustained form that put him among the world's best in his position for a couple years, but i take yr point. Injuries limit rvp so i take that point too, but those aside rvp is a different level of performance to rooney, and his injuries aren't due to kebabs and hookers

oh right i get the J Cole joke now, sorry i don't remember most of the asinine bullshit England players spout in interviews, i only ever read about it on here

Hunt is actually the real life version of what some people on here seem to think Rooney is

inclusion of hunt is pushing it, inclusion of berbatov is frankly unquestionable

Hunt's work rate is better than Rooney's for a start

aguero is actually the real life version of what some people on here seem to think rooney is

\(^o^)/

forgot about Tevez

I'd include Nani and Suarez as well

Torres is shit now?

League goals/assists/appearances EPL last 7 seasons
13/16/38
16/8/35
11/10/37
10/8/24
12/10/37
22/17/36
10/4/24

nani might get there, suarez not yet, torres in that twilight area with drogba and, tbf, rooney, peak gerrard, maybe modric, few others

tevez has long made me uneasy tbh, tevez is the admission of 'world class' that i must long o'erleap before i even want rooney mentioned in any such bracket

Everyone seems to forget now that Drogba had whole seasons where he just couldn't be bothered and played well below par.

'peak' comes into it, i think, and then you have to consider how long 'peak' was- rooney 'peaks' for a year then goes to shit. Torres at peak is unquestionable, rooney at peak is effective, powerful and i'd consider him