ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

wanna put it to the vote big man?

I always had this feeling that our generation would hit 65 and sit in cozy retirement villa common rooms and do nothing but reminisce about the old days on internet message boards. Well guess what? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

Mr. ILX,

Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?

I met Andrew Farrell in Chicago and he was very nice. There was some exchanging of Stump records, and a picture of me and him and Sterling standing against a brick wall where we look like a bad local band.

-- not a puppy

wanna put it to the vote big man?

-- blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Andrew, Momus, ithappens, who else?

Dear Mr ILX,

Please rate the following posters, from best to worse:

Darraghmac
MacDara
Darramous

hey tom i was just posting a fact and people freaked out. nothing heroic about it but spin it however you want to. for the record the biggest cunt on ilx was roger adultry.

i don't think doing your rants as a little screenplay is cunty, just way way lame. like way.

Is nabisco's music OTM?

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM) Bookmark Link

i need to hear this band. i would go see an all puppy band any night of the week.

hey kevin i think you'd dig RAGGS they are all dogs and play simpleton rock like you listen to.
http://static.flickr.com/52/168692916_728b14dfa8.jpg

no, but as always, thanks for thinking of me chaki.

that band looks awesome

http://fusionanomaly.net/sleepermynameisragswoof.jpg

just tryin to help out a bro

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

-- Mr. ILX

Hi Chaki you forgot to switch IDs. Just tryin to help out a bro...

chaki I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Mr. ILX.

which thread was the luna outing again?

wait what?!? omg now I'm confuesedd

whenever someone talks about me on ilx my spidey senses start to tingle and i feel the need to defend myself.

im not saying that chaki isnt mr. ilx but if he was trying to post as chaki and posted as mr.ilx by accident it wouldn't have been with capitalization and punctuation. just saying.

because he could never possibly be capable of writing in two different styles

oh wait where are my capital letters and punctuation

http://www.weltfunk.net/Smileys/default/iiam.gif

if chaki was mr. ilx, mr. ilx would probably be funnier

chaki wouldn't have ducked out of answering the mean questions.

if chaki was funnier he'd have no need for sock puppets

if chaki was Mr. ILX, Mr. ILX would be singing weezer songs

this thread is really terrible, but more discussion and crankiness about the luna thing will in fact actually make it worse, so never say never guys

hey i do prince and misfits too.

what happened to momus?

yakuza got him

more threads by puppy please

NO

a puppy lovers vs. a puppy haters is a divide that threatens to tear ilx apart

http://theblessednetwork.com/puppylove.gif

what happened to the lex? I went away for a few months and then suddenly everyone's like the lex RIP.

He is currently hanging out in Frank Kogan's top friends on Myspace along side some teenage girls.

outrageous :o

Dear Mr ILX,

Which famous ILX posters have been accused of liking the kiddies?

kogan, kenan, tuomas...?

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which famous ilx posters have been accused of being fatteys

Mr ILX, please list top 10 male and female ilxors in terms of consensual hotness.

(in part an attempt to balance the fattey request)

needs updating :/

Poll Results
the schef (adam schefter ha ha) 15
ILX System 9
Masonic Boom 8
Trayce 5
sanskrit 5
Geir Hongro 5
Rubyredd 5
river wolf 5
tehresa 4
jergïns 4
Abbott 4
Beth Parker 4
KitCat 4

lol @ ilx system

I'm not going to participate in this crap regarding hotness and fatness.

SOME people just don't take those polls seriously

what is consensual hotness sound intersting

fat hotness
hot fatness