Simpsons quotations

NO WE HAVEN'T BECAUSE THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION USING QUOTATIONS OH MY FAILURE STILL STINGS.

for some reason all day ive been thinking about the episode where homer tells marge (?) that if anything goes wrong at the plant to just blame it on the foreign guy, tibor. and the later hes upset that marge is getting a promotion and he says that '[hes] used to people getting promoted ahead of [him] at work: friends, co-workers, tibor...'

i think this joke is really funnie

thats all

That idiot Tibor lost the key, but you can jimmy it open with a credit card.

i had forgotten that joke!!

Grandpa: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

I think this everytime I look at the brostep thread.

"stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, da da da da, da daaa da, insurance fraud today!"

You kids don't know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!

Followed immediately by a quote whose punchline has worked its way into my everyday vocab: "Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

Yup, Homerpalooza was the source of my Grandpa quote, too; just watched it the other day.

Marge: What's wrong, Homie?
Homer: (sighs) I went to the record store today and they were playing
all that music I've never heard of. It was like the store had
gone crazy.
Marge: Hmm. Record stores have always seemed crazy to me, but it
doesn't upset me. Music is none of my business.

Every line in that is quotable.
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

My favorite, more for the delivery than the line itself, is Peter Frampton's exasperated, "Come on! Do you feel!"

My four-year-old's obsessed with the Simpsons at the moment, which is great because I'm rewatching old episodes for the first time in years, but it does mean she now uses phrases like "What the hell?" It's swearier than I remember.

Looking over the transcript for "Homerpalooza" it's just . . . credited writer Brent Forrester is listed as the writer of four episodes: This, "Homer vs. Patty & Selma," "22 Short Films About Springfield" and "Lemon of Troy," and they're all absolute gold. Regardless of who in the writer's room wrote what jokes, the episodes themselves are all GOAT territory.

Homer: I see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts. Pftt... Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive".
Lisa: Dad... Please just drive the car, dad.
Homer: I'm watching the road, sweetie. You jive turkey. See? You got to sass it. Quit jivin' me, turkey. You got to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.

I mean can I just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7tn9lSERpA

One of my favorite moments in the whole series:

Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head]
Homer: Wrong!

^^^^^^^^^ YES

"22 Short Films About Springfield" and "Lemon of Troy" are easily 2 of my top 10 alltime. Wonder what it would take to get Forrester to make a return. Quick look at wiki shows he wrote a number of episodes for "The Office," too.

Hmmm, he also wrote the screenplay for this (never heard of it, but it doesn't look promising...)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/The_Stupids.jpg

According to the commentaries, writing credit goes to whoever came up with the idea for the episode. Some/many/most of the jokes may have been written by others (e.g, John Vitti is credited with "Mr. Plow," but Conan O'Brien came up with the radio-dial gag).

It's swearier than I remember.

I love it when Bart swears on purpose "crap boobs crap!" and "hell damn fart!"

"You're insincere. I like that."

http://www.avclub.com/articles/clueless-case-file-185-the-stupids,53858/

Well he may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy

What's that?

...

A DINOSAUR

Frink: Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator!

Published on 1 Mar 2013

You've seen the rest, now watch the best. It's The Simpsons Harlem Shake!

Kiss my asphalt

I call him Gamblor

That sounded like a pig fainting

It's more of a Shelbyville idea

I told them to slice my sandwich!

It was the olden days!

You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce

That was a gutsy decision!

being at a NYE party that didn't acknowledge midnight made me think of "remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock".

the ep where Oscar De La Hoya says "Dios Mio! This kid is fun to hit!" re: Martin Prince was on today, still the funniest line ever

Shut your squeal hole booze jockey

pipe down rub a dub

"jagged metal Krusty-O" came up today for the first time in years, & I feel ten pounds lighter

Hand me my patching trowel

"operation mail-take"

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

Even stink beetles??

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

Then to the Duff brewery

haha

buy three tubes of mister blister, get one free

Thanks, Benevenstanciano!

Allan the cowboy

I love you, Pepsi.

What have I done to deserve this flat flavourless Manhattan?