zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

you're shitting me

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

wait waht

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ all of u

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2joAhoM1qh262mo1_500.png

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

our idiot eyewear

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

ha x-post

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts

Status Update...in my Seether? (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just

ZOOEY &
RASHIDA
MAKIN
OUT

butts in seats i tell u

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/zooey-deschenel-and-rashida-jones-in-our-idiot-brother.jpg

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

rashida is so hot she could be wearing glasses made out of rotting meat and id still marry her on the spot

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

also goole otm

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky 2002 avril lavigne

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

buzzaaaaaa

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaaaaa buzza otm

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

yoo can doo eet

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m ­really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”

so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

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^^goole knows what's up

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

oh her stupid fucking glasses

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

she is ~ quirky ~

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

The first time I met her in New York she was going off to D.J. an event with Gibbard (all LPs, of course)

suspect this writer does not know what LPs are

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Lamb Pics

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

narcissistic, emotionally stunted, queynte, belovéd for no particular reason

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

did you just use old timey language to call her a cunt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

some intersection between 'quaint' and 'affected' with a little overtone thrown in, sure

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

If biting an infrequent posters username makes you lesbian, snoball....

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol

one word username (snoball), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfr5xnPDe1qz7eg4o1_500.jpg

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Because...?

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

Because it's so unsubtle an invocation of the cliched blue-eyed-deer-in-headlights gamine look? And the way it lights her caked-on make-up is super unflattering, almost surreal?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

The eyes look unnaturally blue, but other than that I think she looks great in that photo, regardless of which cliches she invokes tbh

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

Also, it reminds me of this:

http://www.montevidayo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/laura-palmer12-202x300.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

The make-up is so brightly illuminated it looks garish.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

looks like jared leto

buzza, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

She does look... dead. An arresting image though.

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

she looks like a great-looking girl photographed really badly

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

starting to get the sinking feeling that having Glee as a lead-in will mean this show thrives no matter what

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?

symsymsym, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)


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