Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

bothroyd is a bit of a plum tbh

Wtf is this stuff being hushed up for though? What other sport nation would act like this?

Fixed that for ye. Ryan Giggs never forget etc

football more or less complies with wada no?

and testing players for recreational drugs seems silly/illiberal?

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"A" necklace

bothroyd knows his job. He's no wannabe footballer. Swp taraabt looking very useful here, obertan....not

i'm starting to hate newcastle.

qpr should prob be two up

Nice to see tonight's game get a little attention here - yesterday's two weren't even mentioned. Super Sunday my arse.

was at a funeral without phone coverage tbf

Ruiz had a mare apparently

dawson out for two months.

who is ye current back up? kaboul?

poor big daws still recovering from being raked by sergio aguero

gallas king kaboul bassong

ok but realistically

i'm conflicted, he's been badly at fault for prob three/four goals already this year but he won't be facing city or utd every week, and he's one of very few leaders we have. RIP

realistically it's prob kaboul bassong for the next few months. Might be good for them.

Dawson Kaboul Gallas King Bassong
Vermaelen Koscielny Djourou Squillaci Mertesacker

45 possible pairings, pick the one that makes the most league starts and win.

Would have been more fun if we'd done it before the injuries had begun.

hoping djourou squillaci obv

oooooooooh that were frustrating. the rangers game i mean.

obv plenty of positives given the circumstances but terrible nagging feeling knowing we're wasting valuable points from dogshit teams before a horrible little period coming up soon. bothroyd not nearly enough of a cunt imo, should have bundled in ball/man/goal and stand at least a couple of times and spent too long whingeing and rubbing off phantom injuries for my liking. a little disappointed with warnock for not shaking it up a bit more with the subs, lack of fluency in final third was clear and like-for-like wasnt ever gonna cut it.

swp looked tasty if casual on occasion, barton for however much he's paid needs to be a little more more than some magic sigil mascot of spirit etc, faurlin excellent, and great to be reminded why tarbs is lovable after all.

also steven taylor is a fucking mong dickhead but i guess you already knew that

yah

h8 him

how bad were newcastle as well. i know the media are gonna be like they did a job on us and resisted the tide of good vibes or whatever but that's pure bollocks, we were shakey at times and they were just woeful

yes, he's like a normalised terry or something, can't even admire his dedication to public cuntishness.

Faurlin taraabt and swp will provide chances though, can't ask them to gel all at once rly

otoh i do feel a little conflicted abt newcastle, like there were all these magpies in the pub spouting off about how nolan ran the team and ashley should have ceded to giving him a 60k contract til he's 34 - well no, on paper getting rid of these clunking totems of british bullshit for french quality on frees should be how you do it really. all turning out gash tho unfortunately

Bit early for that kind of talk, no?

they'll be ok i think. Not on tonight's evidence, admittedly

i think taylor's more a grotesqueified terry if anything, like a proper village idiot woodcut rendering of the game's snide arts

can't get his gurning face right in front of kenny at the free kick out of my head tbh

i think they are probably waiting for CTOBB king rakey pardew himself to revert to the mean so they can get a manager and maybe they can buy a forward too

Bit early for that kind of talk, no?

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yah probably. noodles did say i'd be surprised at how shit prem teams were and i guess i'm still coming to terms w/ it

I didn't see any of the game tonight mind

lol magpies in the pub were adamant that neither hughton or pardew ran/run the team at all and it was all down to a mysterious nolan/barton/some other noble english bloke cabal

the tearful misty eyes when talking abt kev nolan had to be seen to be believed, honestly

lol

I like nolan, but ffs

oh shit son and it's title chasing wolves away next

's a must-win for us, true

looking forward to the revival of "won't somebody think of the Joeys?" even tho Barton was having a laugh with Big Mick after that last Newcastle match.

It seemed to me that, while obv the R's were the better side, they didn't really look like scoring. Suspect the front line just needs to play together a bit more before the goals come and I really hope SWP has found his club. Only paid scant attention to the second half so forgive me if I've misread the game.

A LIVERPOOL star sparked outrage on the tenth anniversary of 9/11 by claiming the terrorist attacks were "an accident".

Striker Nathan Eccleston, 20, tweeted that he believed the "Illuminati secret society" was behind the atrocity.

He ended his message with the initials OTIS, for Only The Illuminati Succeed.

He wrote: "I aint going to say attack don't let the media make u believe that was terrorist that did it.. #O.T.I.S."

Fans were furious. One said: "How massively disrespectful."

Another called him "offensive and ignorant".

The US-owned club said they were investigating.

it wd seem grossly unfair if a dick was punished for saying something dickish in public, unrelated to his job, when thousands of dicks are saying the same dickish thing every day, on internet messageboards for example

public dick vs private dick

well as i say if the dickery cast doubts on yr ability to perform yr job properly but

like if Nathan Eccleston, 20, was responsible for bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice

you're thinkin of daquiri shurely

I can only assume that Dan Brown has written a book about 9/11 that Nathan Ecclestone, 20, read on holiday?

movie trailer imo

what is this illuminary thing?

don't think 9/11 could be

a) accident
b) caused by a secret society

i like the idea of it being an accident. like a bunch of pilots just got mad wasted that morning and forgot they had the lives of 100s in their hands, also fell asleep at the plane equiv. of the wheel while these buildings came closer