Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

lol my guess is bentley to spurs

Twitter seems to think it is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_O%27Connor#Birmingham_City

I was thinking Liverpool defender

O'Connor was arrested for cocaine possession at the end of last season, while he was training with Celtic iirc.

a lot of coke use in scottish football. can't go into specifics obv. there was even someone in a former spl club who was involved in dealing.

Bentley is a no-brainer. See also all yr bigtime charlies currently playing in reserve teams. Bridge, Routledge maybe. Is Marcus Bent still playing?

Although I suppose in those cases the club would name and shame just to get them off the wage bill.

hoping barton is big for QPR

O'Connor, then.

O'Connor confirmed as the drugs ban player. The presenter of this show is enormously irritating so i'm going to have to stop watching.

lol i love when these shitty shows trail big revelations and then announce sthing like this

this is truly the game of lost talents, looking fwd to swp taraabt barton obertan ferdinand jr et al demonstrating the diminutive water feature effect

this is rly good from qpr tbf

Yeah if O'Connor's the headline name I'm not expecting Rooney to crop up as an aside in part III.

Wtf is this stuff being hushed up for though? What other sport would act like this?

i love j bothroyd. He's the next k davies imo, a proper cf. He knows. Cunt.

sorry lapsed into voice of keane there

bothroyd is a bit of a plum tbh

Wtf is this stuff being hushed up for though? What other sport nation would act like this?

Fixed that for ye. Ryan Giggs never forget etc

football more or less complies with wada no?

and testing players for recreational drugs seems silly/illiberal?

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"A" necklace

bothroyd knows his job. He's no wannabe footballer. Swp taraabt looking very useful here, obertan....not

i'm starting to hate newcastle.

qpr should prob be two up

Nice to see tonight's game get a little attention here - yesterday's two weren't even mentioned. Super Sunday my arse.

was at a funeral without phone coverage tbf

Ruiz had a mare apparently

dawson out for two months.

who is ye current back up? kaboul?

poor big daws still recovering from being raked by sergio aguero

gallas king kaboul bassong

ok but realistically

i'm conflicted, he's been badly at fault for prob three/four goals already this year but he won't be facing city or utd every week, and he's one of very few leaders we have. RIP

realistically it's prob kaboul bassong for the next few months. Might be good for them.

Dawson Kaboul Gallas King Bassong
Vermaelen Koscielny Djourou Squillaci Mertesacker

45 possible pairings, pick the one that makes the most league starts and win.

Would have been more fun if we'd done it before the injuries had begun.

hoping djourou squillaci obv

oooooooooh that were frustrating. the rangers game i mean.

obv plenty of positives given the circumstances but terrible nagging feeling knowing we're wasting valuable points from dogshit teams before a horrible little period coming up soon. bothroyd not nearly enough of a cunt imo, should have bundled in ball/man/goal and stand at least a couple of times and spent too long whingeing and rubbing off phantom injuries for my liking. a little disappointed with warnock for not shaking it up a bit more with the subs, lack of fluency in final third was clear and like-for-like wasnt ever gonna cut it.

swp looked tasty if casual on occasion, barton for however much he's paid needs to be a little more more than some magic sigil mascot of spirit etc, faurlin excellent, and great to be reminded why tarbs is lovable after all.

also steven taylor is a fucking mong dickhead but i guess you already knew that

yah

h8 him

how bad were newcastle as well. i know the media are gonna be like they did a job on us and resisted the tide of good vibes or whatever but that's pure bollocks, we were shakey at times and they were just woeful

yes, he's like a normalised terry or something, can't even admire his dedication to public cuntishness.

Faurlin taraabt and swp will provide chances though, can't ask them to gel all at once rly

otoh i do feel a little conflicted abt newcastle, like there were all these magpies in the pub spouting off about how nolan ran the team and ashley should have ceded to giving him a 60k contract til he's 34 - well no, on paper getting rid of these clunking totems of british bullshit for french quality on frees should be how you do it really. all turning out gash tho unfortunately

Bit early for that kind of talk, no?

they'll be ok i think. Not on tonight's evidence, admittedly

i think taylor's more a grotesqueified terry if anything, like a proper village idiot woodcut rendering of the game's snide arts

can't get his gurning face right in front of kenny at the free kick out of my head tbh

i think they are probably waiting for CTOBB king rakey pardew himself to revert to the mean so they can get a manager and maybe they can buy a forward too

Bit early for that kind of talk, no?

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yah probably. noodles did say i'd be surprised at how shit prem teams were and i guess i'm still coming to terms w/ it

I didn't see any of the game tonight mind

lol magpies in the pub were adamant that neither hughton or pardew ran/run the team at all and it was all down to a mysterious nolan/barton/some other noble english bloke cabal

the tearful misty eyes when talking abt kev nolan had to be seen to be believed, honestly