Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

phil jones is not a big, he is fast and reasonably skilful for a defender

He is a Rolls-Royce iirc

I like Phil Jones atm but he does have 'future member of the england team i dispise' written all over him (along with jack but i am more torn w/ arsenal players.)

i wasn't too fond of him when he tried to break bale

i despise the england team but kinda like individual players

jones could be one, rodwell too

still sort of like gerrard (nightclub incidents and all) and stewart downing

wilshere is a lil bastard already

have always hated stevie me. one thing that gives me hope w/ jones is i can't see him as either a merking rio type or a ebjt type.

not yet, sure

Like rio quite a bit tbh

rio and lampy fwamps are p much scum since that ayia napa video iirc

ashley cole is secretly alright

think joe hart might be a terrible person

joe hart imo has 'incredibly boring dude who somehow trumps the rest of the england team to become main pundit on motd' vibes.

Smalling seems inoffensive. Cleverly has an annoying face.

i'm happy to consider rio and ff on a rolling basis

ie blunts and down a hill, respectively

ff? fat frank?

None of these new dudes are worse than Wilshere. Highly talented player, vile little shit.

scott parker's hair annoys me

truth

http://images.clicklancashire.com/admin/article/articleimages/1275034598-Jack_Wilshere.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/mZEpI.jpg

Scott Parker's hair is an integral part of his old-skool image. Without it there wouldn't be anywhere near as many reporters salivating about his workrate and attitude and application like back when the game were played by gentlemen.

Yeah he's the budget range Zanetti

joe hart imo has 'incredibly boring dude who somehow trumps the rest of the england team to become main pundit on motd' vibes.

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:37 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCS_vwLe9k

still like that he's really called charles hart though

i cant see youtubes here, so...?

not sure i quite get the scotty p hair characterisation, like sometimes it does look neat and sideparted but mostly it's just a long scraggly mess? i think the source of irritation is that it is trying to be something but it's unclear what.

either way he has always always looked like a textbook tottenham player, whatever that means

Joe Hart's drunken binge

Uploaded by tyughjbnmw on 12 Oct 2010
England goalie Joe Hart drunkenly dancing on a bar at 3am with two blondes in a two-day bender. Only 36 hours before joining squad for Euro 2012 qualifing game against Montenegro. Teammate Gareth Barry was also there.

Teammate Gareth Barry was also there

Sums him up nicely

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lookalikes/68088/shit-lookalikes-scott-parker-a-tibetan-fox.html

haha

those foxes are so lol

We had an offer of 10m for dos santos during the window!

― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, September 12, 2011 6:13 AM (3 hours ago)
13 with add ons! kinda strange he would refuse to go to udinese.

gazza bazza's a hard one to figure out, like i believe joey barton when he says he's a teacher's pet but he might well just be a lads ringleader on the sly

The north Londoners were made the amazing offer for the Mexican misfit by Udinese during the summer. The Serie A side were flush after selling winger Alexis Sanchez to Barcelona for £24million.

Dos Santos, however, ended up scuppering the deal.

Redknapp said: “Gio wanted to move. But we couldn’t let him go. We had a £13m offer from Udinese for him.

“It was £10million down and £3m do-able bonuses. A big sell-on. He wouldn’t go. He wanted to go to Seville who were offering 3million Euros. You can’t blame the chairman for not letting him go.”

Barry's a boring fucker. Don't think there's much to him.

Re: Dos Santos, I presume the clubbing scene in Udine isn't a patch on London?

i suppose arry would know about do-able bonuses

i thought he flew to barcelona from london for his clubbing already

Maybe there's no direct route from Udine?

the cunt can't find his way from lw to the opposition goal, let's not overtask him

I was going to be fair-minded and say something about him knowing he can play in La Liga, but I suspect my first instinct is correct and he's just a lazy arse.

Speaking of which, it took a Graun article at the weekend to remind me that Wayne Bridge is still at Man City.

the article that informed us good readers that a) wayne bridge is being paid appx £20m by manchester city and b) he is schtupping thebig_sam fave frankie 'teardrop' sandford

and c) that he isn't in Man City's 25 man Prem squad. Except he is.

two completely unrelated pieces of info, there

Why have City named him in the squad tbh?

for the record i love scott parker and his hair.

counts as 'home grown' iirc
xp

the article that informed us good readers that a) wayne bridge is being paid appx £20m by manchester city and b) he is schtupping thebig_sam fave frankie 'teardrop' sandford

I liked the tidbit about him having played an entire season in the Premiership without a single cross connecting with a team-mate.

oh yeah meant to say, i think parker's great.

Has provided a credible alternative to modric, will be interesting to see how that plays out. Only saw brief highlights, how was the prodigal son at the weekend.

Played pretty well, one amazing pass out to BAE bombing forward. He must look at pictures of Raul Mereiles and weep.

harry seemed to suggest that sandro and parker would play in the middle and that modric "can play elsewhere"

modric was great on the left tbf

does arry still come out with his "i think bale will be a top class left back" cobblers every so often?

horrible thought. Fine as an option where we're really battering an entrenched opposition, but there again it's not like bae can't play a bit.

Gareth Bale:

http://www.calwatchdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Eddie_Munster_closeup.jpg

end of last season, arry was talking up danny rose as a potential top left back. bale is still listed as a defender on the spurs website.