Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

ref kinda screwed them tbh but also lol finishing

Vdv barely makes it through 90 mins as is i'd go with keeping him league-only tbh

bellamy gave the team a bit of pep when he came on i thought but yeah 'pool shouldnt have lost that game

I think i love Phil Jones

― Number None, Saturday, 10 September 2011 19:25 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― ♪ ♫ my baby SBs all day ♫ ♪ (cozen), Saturday, 10 September 2011 19:30 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah 4real, big jonesy has inherited carroll's big english mancrush mantle this season (still got love for andy though). think phil kinda has an endearing rugger bugger posho charging around the pitch 1940s/50s thing going.

i'm interested about a liverpool assessment - was it because stoke were really good or was their problems integrating their new midfield?

Come on dude surely nearly everyone expects things like this to happen when they go to Stoke?

Yeah I know, I just wanted to know how Liverpool were at dealing with it.

also now they have Crouch I do kinda expect Stoke to get worse.

btw the time's game podcasts have been doing extra episodes that are way more interesting than their normal ones, last week they covered italian strikers, the week before that was how footballers feel about journos, this week the decline of scottish football. the only really good one was the italian strikers one but i feel like it could be something to pay attention to over the season if put more interesting and obscure topics on the 'extra' ones.

crouch will tear stoke's game apart

Why would Crouch make Stoke worse? It's not like they were playing silky passing football beforehand, and it's not like any of their strikers were exactly goal machines either.

because their game is aerially inclined, and he's awful in the air?

^^^^^ding ding ding ding

wonder if pulis can change him at this stage? Can't do much about his back musculature.

so everyone sees it from the german thread, such a great punchline:

Ah, I love Felix Magath

€10k: Fines for Wolfsburg strikers Patrick Helmes and Mario Mandzukic for "failing to follow tactics" in a 4-1 defeat last month. Other routine fines at Wolfsburg: €1000 for an "unnecessary backpass", €500 for failing to control a high ball before it bounces, plus €250 for wearing headphones on the coach. Players' union: "This really isn't legal."

― pandemic, Sunday, 11 September 2011 12:34 (Yesterday)

fuckem, organisation rules can prob be bent for multimillionaire professionals. Magath otm.

€500 for failing to control a high ball before it bounces

too soft imo

"unnecessary backpass" fine would bankrupt mario ;_;

Cleverly has ligament damage. Out for a month.

phil jones is not a big, he is fast and reasonably skilful for a defender

He is a Rolls-Royce iirc

I like Phil Jones atm but he does have 'future member of the england team i dispise' written all over him (along with jack but i am more torn w/ arsenal players.)

i wasn't too fond of him when he tried to break bale

i despise the england team but kinda like individual players

jones could be one, rodwell too

still sort of like gerrard (nightclub incidents and all) and stewart downing

wilshere is a lil bastard already

have always hated stevie me. one thing that gives me hope w/ jones is i can't see him as either a merking rio type or a ebjt type.

not yet, sure

Like rio quite a bit tbh

rio and lampy fwamps are p much scum since that ayia napa video iirc

ashley cole is secretly alright

think joe hart might be a terrible person

joe hart imo has 'incredibly boring dude who somehow trumps the rest of the england team to become main pundit on motd' vibes.

Smalling seems inoffensive. Cleverly has an annoying face.

i'm happy to consider rio and ff on a rolling basis

ie blunts and down a hill, respectively

ff? fat frank?

None of these new dudes are worse than Wilshere. Highly talented player, vile little shit.

scott parker's hair annoys me

truth

http://images.clicklancashire.com/admin/article/articleimages/1275034598-Jack_Wilshere.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/mZEpI.jpg

Scott Parker's hair is an integral part of his old-skool image. Without it there wouldn't be anywhere near as many reporters salivating about his workrate and attitude and application like back when the game were played by gentlemen.

Yeah he's the budget range Zanetti

joe hart imo has 'incredibly boring dude who somehow trumps the rest of the england team to become main pundit on motd' vibes.

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:37 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCS_vwLe9k

still like that he's really called charles hart though

i cant see youtubes here, so...?

not sure i quite get the scotty p hair characterisation, like sometimes it does look neat and sideparted but mostly it's just a long scraggly mess? i think the source of irritation is that it is trying to be something but it's unclear what.

either way he has always always looked like a textbook tottenham player, whatever that means

Joe Hart's drunken binge

Uploaded by tyughjbnmw on 12 Oct 2010
England goalie Joe Hart drunkenly dancing on a bar at 3am with two blondes in a two-day bender. Only 36 hours before joining squad for Euro 2012 qualifing game against Montenegro. Teammate Gareth Barry was also there.

Teammate Gareth Barry was also there

Sums him up nicely

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lookalikes/68088/shit-lookalikes-scott-parker-a-tibetan-fox.html

haha

those foxes are so lol

We had an offer of 10m for dos santos during the window!

― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Monday, September 12, 2011 6:13 AM (3 hours ago)
13 with add ons! kinda strange he would refuse to go to udinese.

gazza bazza's a hard one to figure out, like i believe joey barton when he says he's a teacher's pet but he might well just be a lads ringleader on the sly

The north Londoners were made the amazing offer for the Mexican misfit by Udinese during the summer. The Serie A side were flush after selling winger Alexis Sanchez to Barcelona for £24million.

Dos Santos, however, ended up scuppering the deal.

Redknapp said: “Gio wanted to move. But we couldn’t let him go. We had a £13m offer from Udinese for him.

“It was £10million down and £3m do-able bonuses. A big sell-on. He wouldn’t go. He wanted to go to Seville who were offering 3million Euros. You can’t blame the chairman for not letting him go.”

Barry's a boring fucker. Don't think there's much to him.

Re: Dos Santos, I presume the clubbing scene in Udine isn't a patch on London?

i suppose arry would know about do-able bonuses

i thought he flew to barcelona from london for his clubbing already

Maybe there's no direct route from Udine?

the cunt can't find his way from lw to the opposition goal, let's not overtask him