Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Don't worry NV, you never lose to Spurs.

Love it when one new signing sets up a goal for another though.

apparently kun has scored three. any gems?

don't worry MDC, we ain't coming back from this.

Spurs sharper and quicker in the last 3rd, story of the second half.

tho y'know if Big Sam Vokes wants to make a claim for more football, now wd be a good time

BBC website has Stoke/LFC as 1-1 atm. Thought my stream was behind and awaited the equaliser with glee! That was 10 mins ago. It's not happening is it? :(

Downing has a good right foot doesn't he.

No, but this siege is an encouraging way to lose at least.

was xp obv

Never in a million years Suarez

Never in a million years Suarez

hmm, doesn't have quite the same ring as Never in doubt. Those were the days.

no no no

why does the Beeb's site still insist on giving Liverpool a point?

That was utterly agonising, but in a goodish way sort of.

Fuck it

thought we played alright today, not enough guile or flair to unlock Spurs sadly and really wish Jamie O wd rein in the Hollywood passing a bit but plenty to take comfort from. have to resign myself to the fact that Mick will never make radical changes in a match or ever have much of a Plan B.

Adebayor looks like he wants it.

ah, the speculative whingeing of Evertonians

Adebayor looks like he wants it.

He usually does, at first

Anyone watch Arsenal?

I did, they weren't great.

Flatmate was. Said Swansea had much the better of the second half

Single goal from a goalie(?) error against the might of Swansea doesn't sound too hot

very thrilling ending at the emirates. great pressure from swansea and graham nearly made it 1-1 with a volley but it went just above the bar. arteta looked good though, loss of cesc hardly the issue.

i haven't seen any stats but feeling is swansea had more shots on goal, at least in the second half?

RVP missed at least one chance he'd normally put away. They sat deeper in their own half than usual and shifted the balance of their offense toward counterattacking. Benayoun looked good when he came on late, I think what he provides is going to be needed more than Arteta.

lovely one-touch stuff for Aguero's 2nd today

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/sergio-aguero-2-wigan-15390661/

The video on 101gg suggests Petrov's goal was the most nondescript 30 yarder ever

Well we had a pretty decent spell after that first goal. ;_;

Uh, is it just going to go on like this all season? City could regret not taking proper advantage of Wigan earlier.

Hernandez's movement really is something else. Love this team right now

^ indeed. This has been a fantastic start to the season.

rampant... like chelsea at the beginning of last season

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55282000/jpg/_55282804_manutd.jpg

Who's that lass second from the left?

oh my... need a GIF of anderson's no-look pass just then

you can tell he feels sexy again
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i'm going to get a pumping in the fantasy football this week. no outfield man u players. no kun. fucking asamoah gyan in my team :/

got aguero as captain, rooney as vice

am a dick

Kun was such a done deal this week

All of my other players have done fuckall so I'm gonna be at the bottom of the Kun pile, thanking God that I'm not one of the hapless No Kun guys but wistfully wondering what might of been

This Utd team is just fucking riotously entertaining

For such a talented player, Nani can be a frustrating twat at times.

ferguson is clearly in bed with the devil. maybe he is the devil. there's no other explanation for how the players he has keep doing things like this.

I think i love Phil Jones

otm

Cleverly's foot possibly broken, Davies you cunt

I don't think I can remember a better start to the season (for United). I don't mean statistically (although four wins and eight-six goals or whatever is pretty impressive), just the style, the way everything seems to be clicking. I can remember we won the first ten games in 1985, but none of it was televised so I have no idea what that looked like. Scoring 4 goals in the opening 20 minutes against Fulham in 2006 was damn good, but I can't remember what happened after that.

Infostrada Sports on Twitter: "Wayne Rooney becomes the 4th player in Premier League history to score consecutive hat tricks after Les Ferdinand, Ian Wright and Didier Drogba.

OptaJoe on Twitter: "18 - Man Utd have now broken the PL record for the most goals scored after four games of the season (18). Extraordinary."

Agreed NBS, and i don't think it's a coincidence that Berbatov isn't getting in the team.

Bit of a shame, that. Still, at least Owen's not playing.

city are gonna walk this aren't they?

need to see them against someone decent

tbh i think it's hoovering up points against the 14 other teams that'll push them over the line, obv premature but it's looking like the best 2 horse race in ages.