what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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Someone should start a "best anal sex stories" thread for all the stories which I'm sure can be told but don't deserve to derail this thread.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark has officially won the thread, whatever that means.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

See, this is what listening to Weezer leads to.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is the Weezer CD so much smaller?

Hahhahaha, mark!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

artistic framing!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The poo-poo train left right on time.
A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."
Of course we were willing to pay.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Poser, that's not even the Dluxe edition of the Blue Album.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"THAT ONE AFTERNOON
YOU WALKED OUT OF YOUR ROOM
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR THE DAY
NOW WE HAVE THE PRICE OF GUILT... TO... PAY!!!!"

Lyrical sample of that upcoming Bright Eyes record.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Poser, that's not even the Dluxe edition of the Blue Album.

And he bought it used too! Loser.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

well, he needed the extra $10 to go towards the $25 trucker hat at Urban outfitters.. give the guy a break.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

we need to make every thread link to this one.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"there's a virgin in my room and she's taking off her dress"- more than I ever wanted to hear from Conor Oberst's mouth, ewww

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, is your kitchen made out of solar flares? That's pretty freaky.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.csug.rochester.edu/~williamj/emo.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Astrogoo?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, why is the JEW cd so much bigger than the Weezer one?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M WAXIN' DOWN SO THAT
I GO REAL FAST

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude Jon, you've never seen 12" CDs before? Guy, keep up with current digital media trends... psssh.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(pssst, the JEW CD is hanging off a stand, the Weezer CD is on the floor.. Perspective camera shot.)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys are acting like you've NEVER done it on your roommate's couch before.

in fact, i think I may have done it on my roommate's bed before.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am changing my name in honor of this thread.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

YEARRRGHHH

― ASTROG! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"give the guy a break."

Aw, he can go buy a used one at Value Village for 50 cents like the rest of us bohemians.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

a break?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIKE NELLY

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha mandee otm

JUDGE NOT, FOR YE HAVE KNOWN ANOTHER WRONGLY UPON THE COUCH OF THINE NEIGHBOR PROBABLY

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

O. M. G. re: the cd selections of trucker hat. Nothing can touch this thread forever and ever amen.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

a hat.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

um, mandee, maybe I'm just old fashioned, but while I've made out on other people's furniture before in their presence, I've had the decency to make absolutely sure the other folks weren't around before I fully did it on their bed... AND i helped clean up afterwards.

I'm down with O.P.F., now. Don't get me wrong. But there's responsibility involved. And Gear's roommate failed in that department. (although now that I think about it, perhaps had Gear not interrupted, they would have given the couch a full Lysol/steam cleaning treatment... yeah, Gear, what GIVES!.... heh heh teasing)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the astroglide might have looked better on top of the jimmy eat world cd :/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, did we ever find out what the trucker hat said? PLEASE enlighten us, it HURTS.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Mandee, the main issue is a) trucker hat, b) JEW, and c) Weezer.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

d) ANAL SEX e) on Gear!'s couch!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh so true, DB.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the astroglide might have looked better on top of the jimmy eat world cd :/

"Sweetness"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not bigger than this, not better - why can't you learn?

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride --- LITERALLY.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Salt Sweat...Sugar On The Ass-Couch"

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"It just takes some time...little girl, you're in the middle of the ride...everything, everything will be ALLright ALLright."

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat was maroon and said "Old English" on it

my roommate is currently listening to "Rock n Roll" by Ryan Adams, the musical poet of romantic ass sex!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

An Old English hat! Good god.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note to Self:Don't Ass-Fuck on Your Roomie's Couch"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat was maroon and said "Old English" on it
my roommate is currently listening to "Rock n Roll" by Ryan Adams, the musical poet of romantic ass sex!

Yay! One more thing to shout out to Ryan Adams at his next concert!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Luckily for me, my roommate doesn't have a couch. It's a futon.
PS - I am not entirely serious, probably.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

To Be Young (is to be high,is to be rimming on my roomie's new couch)

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note to Self:Don't Ass-Fuck on Your Roomie's Couch"
-- Donna Brown

I somehow read that as "Don't self ass-fuck on your roomie's couch"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That too.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Facists!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Who then is the musical poet of buggery-interruptus?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"don't eat all my food, don't leave the door unlocked, don't take my cds without asking, don't assfuck on my couch" OH WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?!!?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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