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goddamn that's fucking smooth, dude. No sarcasm whatsoever.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

you are so in, my friend

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT IS FUCKING HEAVY. NICE WORK NICE WORK.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha xposts out the wazoo

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Next step - order a mocha with extra whipped cream. Works every time.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh man

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wait for tommorrow's episode!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you follow up on your memorable and flattering line next time you see her?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The next episode is where Jess finds the co-worker all tarted up and fluttering eyelashes...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, man, that is fantastic.

― cis (cis), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

if it were me, i'd just keep on conversing with her more and more each day until by the end of the week it'd be awkward if i DIDN'T ask her out.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Why'd you settle for the record store when you could hipster Cyrano De Bergerac

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hooray jess! here's a yuengling porter in yr honor:

http://www.yuengling.com/images/fine_beers/m_porter.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, jess, you are suave as a motherfucker. Well done!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This has been magnificent stuff, and I am pleased for and impressed with you, Jess! Good luck!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no one has touched this:

as soon as i saw her big ol' ass, i started mentally backing out of it

But well done, Jess!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

thee next step is to do it in the butt.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

your knowledge of the female gender is truly astounding

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"you're probably the best looking woman in this town."

!!! Wow. Yes, obviously talk to her again, mr suavington.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

:-) Most grand. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the next step into my obvious transformation is to start beating all the editors that owe me money with the butt of my pistol.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

MATOS IS JUST LUCKY HE'S SO GODDAMN PROMPT.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you must have made her day. seriously. people were so horrible as a rule when i worked "service industry" jobs that i would practically burst into grateful tears if somebody replied "you, too!" to my "have a nice day."

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a wicked line dude, congratulations!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

tomorrow you have to go in wearing shades! and then you have to tip them down so you're sorta peering over them at her! and call her "babe" and stuff

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/1099goodfellas2.jpg
l-r: tommy, strongo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the "in this town" bit is quite charming. it has a nice black and white movie feel to it.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

also you should say "gimme two sugars, sugar!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you slocki, you just gave me an even BETTER idea than that one

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(throw "sugar in the raw" packet in front of her)

"hey, you dropped your nametag."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

aw yeah!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm your number one non-dairy creamer!"

(so so sorry)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

why does something tell me i will never top today in my life

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Nonsense. It will improve.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the fact that i had to walk home for 40 minutes in the freezing cold rain with no umbrella was god evening things out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mind you, she may eventually discover this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN WILL MY SECRET IDENTITY STOP GETTING ME INTO TROUBLE?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha she won't even know its a secret!! She's just reading this thinking "his name is STRONGO?!?!?!!"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha she's gonna have to do a lot of ilx detective work to put all this together

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

well, if she says "hi, Strongo" to you when you next see her...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

flex.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Silkscreen a Ma$e sweatshirt

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

the ideas are coming so fast and thick!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, forget i just said that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have said "$ilk$creen"

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like Arli$$

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ew, now i have visions of robert wuhl in my head

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stuartweitzman.com/xcauction/auction/images/robert_wuhl_9_24_02_6.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i keep thinking of "the cotton ball mouse" which isn't pleasant either.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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