Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"

This thread is hilarious, I dont know how I missed it before.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

The hilarious thing is that my original sentence included Elton John in the menage a shit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 May 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

OMG.
"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"
I have been saying that all week, cause there was an ad for Die Hard on the telly...

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"that sex was absolute and utter piffle"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

apparently gary lineker does actually say
"they think it's all over ....
it is now"

apollo geegees if this has already been remarked upon

Never never never call out "Mother!" even for a joke,
unless you dont want to get to sleep before 5 am.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

" Oh, dear friends, am I supposed to speak after that. Cary, my dear old friend for many a year, from the earliest years of either of us working in this country. Thank you for that beautiful citation and the trouble you have taken to make it and all the warm generosities in it. Mr. President, and governors of the academy, committee members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters, my colleagues, my friends, my fellow sutdents. In great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosities, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it - the prodigal, pure human kindness of it - must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament, which shines upon me that moment - dazzling me a little, but fillin me with the warmth of extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow. From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift, which lends me such a very splendid part of this, your glorious occasion. Thank you."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Tottenham Swan.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"You have provided, not orgasm, but the effect of orgasm."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Shhh!! Here comes the good part!!

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CHRIST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"TOTALITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"Booyah!"

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"oh I didn't realise you were awake"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

" i really knocked the fuckin bag out of you huh?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Plane...going into nosedive...many lives in danger...must bail...out..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"I wish I had a camera!"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

*juggles apples and oranges, bows*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

you could just make that machine gunning noise
little boys used to rush around the playground and make when
i was a kid.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi-five!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hey Kool-Aid! OH YEEEEEEEAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"You got the right one, BAYBEH!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"Come feel the caress of Carruthers..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"You're oddly asymmetrical, aren't you?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

you could just do a cagney if there are any grapefruit to hand.

these are all getting a bit grunty [especially mine]

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"Here's mud in yer eye!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i've always liked "Yeaaahhhhh bitch."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"eeeeeeexcellent" < /mr. burns>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're off tto Nevah-Nevahland" alá Metallica.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

MYSTERY MACHINE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"ZOIKS!" (Alternately: "JINKIES!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

SCOOBY DOO!

also:

OHHHHHHH Babar....

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That last just sounds like Midge Ure singing kid's songs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought as NeoNed or Morpheus or Heliogabulus or Confucius or Boadicea or the Interior Light Decorator I had access to all info everywhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

< ASS SLAP >

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

< / ASS SLAP >

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"it's exam time"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Mama Mia!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"YAHOOOO-OOH-OOOH!" (yes, to the tune of that jingle)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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