Enfield
― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Friday, 9 September 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i prefer the Lisa Simpson "just don't look" approach to these tossers
― the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link
mind i don't really like stand-ups so this is best not the thread for me eh?
― the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link
you have to sift through a lot of shite but i'll rep for dara o'brian and even dylan moran as worth taking time out to catch.
― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Friday, 9 September 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link
non-standup comedians can be unfunny too
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link
but they're easier to over-look
― the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link
Dylan Moran is one of the select few standups i would actually consider seeing live. Louis C.K. as well. Can't actually think of any others.
― Number None, Friday, 9 September 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link
I actually came in to mention Louis CK! I think he does some interesting stuff with his show but I've never once even considered laughing while watching his standup. Is he better live?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 9 September 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
i find his controversiality too considered and forced. He bunches up before he swears. I think i prefer someone like tim minchin's approach to offensiveness.
― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
... be actually offensively horrible in every aspect of your persona and stage show? it's a look
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
well, yeah!
― hipstery nayme (darraghmac), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
The Aristocrats features performances and commentary from some of Hollywood's biggest power players in comedy, TV and film.[3]
Rumors cited in this film suggest that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for an hour, without repeating any of the acts contained in its performance. Penn Jillette notes in the movie that, no one has ever been able to listen to Chevy for an hour.[4]
otm
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
everybody who has ever appeared on BBC3 ever
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Penn Jillette
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
Chevy Chase could be the unfunniest asshole in the universe - which he certainly isn't - and he wd still be funnier than outspoken Libertarian fucknut Penn Jillette
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
not rly into "comedians" with inverted commas in the title as if unfunny comedians are somehow betraying or excluded from the type rather than exactly typifying it
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
You can tell it's Christmas when half the threads in New Answers are about unfunny comedians.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link
i can't believe how fucking bad Christmas TV is so far this year, like next level fuck all on all night bad
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
Mickey Flanagan. Fuck off.
― ailsa, Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
anything good coming up on UK tv? like at all?
― piscesx, Sunday, 23 December 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/whitney-cummings-600-400-10-27-11-b.jpg
― Darin, Sunday, 23 December 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder why Christmas season comedy is such a bigger thing in the UK. I found this really curious last year, during my first UK Christmas, whilst being bombarded on the tube by so many ads for terrible looking dvds by comics I'd never begun to have heard of (e.g. Alan carr, lee Evans, etc.) Such that I almost have a masochistic curiousity to see if and how bad their routines actually are.
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
alan carr is far from the worst.
smdh @ 'stewart lee' up above, smdh
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
it is possibly the most challopian post i've ever read
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
the answer to this thread is ALL OF THEM WITHOUT EXCEPTION
― lex pretend, Monday, 24 December 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link
OTM x 100000000
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
answer to this thread: lex
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
shakey otm
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
serious r&b fan is serious
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
the worst comedian is probably some no-name that had an appearance on "comic view" in 2001
― tell the kids it's 卵 (clouds), Monday, 24 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
lex, what do you find funny?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
I come to this thread to find new funny comedians - it seems as if everyone who's ever told a joke on stage is mentioned.
― moley, Monday, 24 December 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
was at the Broadway Comedy Club on 53rd and 8th in NYC at their 11 pm show last Saturday.
they sat me in the front, which meant I knew I'd get picked on, but I didn't care, cos if someone gets in some good zings I usually find it hilarious.
the MC of the evening was this unfunny guy whose name I forget (other than he was Irish). His brand of humor was telling me that I looked like a rapist, asking me if I was there by myself (which I was, as I took the trip alone as my bro couldn't make it), and then saying "he says that like it's not the creepiest thing in the world to go to a comedy show by yourself" and started telling everyone I was 'scaring' him.
nobody laughing, really hella awkward. I wasn't mad so much but I just sat in silence (as did most of the audience, cos his set wasn't funny at all). Rest of the show was fun and in bounds but man....that's acceptable now?
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link
Frankie Boyle.
― Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
I will never understand why someone would feel it's their calling to stand up in front of an audience and make them laugh, only to derive your entire act on mean-spirited pisstaking. Maybe these people have always done it, taking the piss out of people, and mistaken the awkward murmuring that ensues as genuine mirth
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link
So many amateur stand up nights are like this aren't they?
mistaken the awkward murmuring that ensues as genuine mirth...
i mean, watching an actual standup do crowd work can be funny. but yeah 99% of crowd work is going to be like that.
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la6-r5adiEI
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link
I usually enjoy being made fun of by standups, but saying I look like a rapist was a weeeee bit over the line, especially since I wasn't heckling or being disruptive or anything.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
trevor noah
― clouds, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
jeff garlin
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
i never did that shit when i was a standup. at most, when someone was opening birthday presents at the first table, i asked what they got.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
gonna need to see a WDYLL, Neanderthal
― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
luckily you have years of them to choose from
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
maybe you do look like a rapist? maybe you carrying a knife and wearing a mask wasn't the best outfit for the evening?
― akm, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
are you a man, neanderthal? then you do look like a rapist!
makes you think
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
ilx outdoing the shittiest open mic hosts each and every day
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
also the very few times I've been to stand-up comedy shows someone on stage has said something really horrible about a crowd member. last time the first act made a comment about how low-hanging the breasts of a woman were who was with a guy who was getting ejected for being a sloppily drunken heckler, the entire crowd turned against him and the rest of his 10 minute set was a complete failure
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
Who was the comedian who El-Kabonged a heckler in the head
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link