Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

while i'm at it i may as well report that joey barton's been working on the team spirit at loftus rd this morning by destroying one of jay bothroyd's ugg boots

bothroyd for his part is "loving the banta"

McCarthy has one more spare place in his squad after naming 24 players this season and believes other options might also attract Wolves.

He said: “There will be out-of-contract players going to different clubs. One might pop up that’s suitable and if they do, of course we’ll consider it.

“El-Hadji Diouf is out of contract and Steed Malbranque has paid his up at St Etienne.”

I know this is bullshit but I'm still all a-flutter.

either would be great, who do you need more

Why would you need Dioufy? Apart from the entertainment value? And I don't mean footballing entertainment.

Dioufy wd bring some much needed grit and maybe a few more goals

he is a massive grit

like Fletcher-Doyle is a no-brainer at the moment and i think Seb has been undervalued by McCarthy but after that our striking options are thin

He was shit for Rangers (xp)

that proves he's got a good heart imo

Obv. he was too dim to realise what he'd gotten himself into and that might have affected his form

while i'm at it i may as well report that joey barton's been working on the team spirit at loftus rd this morning by destroying one of jay bothroyd's ugg boots

bothroyd for his part is "loving the banta"

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'today in the qpr dressing room' is a thread i would enjoy.

here's what they did with the ugg remains fwiw

jaybothroyd Jay bothroyd10
Keith curle ...........!!!! yfrog.com/mm4d8gj
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sthing wrong when jaybees gets #10

Dioufy wd bring some much needed grit

He's a snide cynical diving fuck who gets involved in all kinds of shit and provokes frequent handbags episodes but grit? No.

Good enough player though.

yah i think dioufy brings a sense of good old fashioned allardycean grit stylings without rly bringing the actual grit

http://www.safc.com/javaImages/f/24/0,,10281~9970703,00.jpg

Captive Dane held against his will in an inhospitable region, paraded in front of the cameras

It's to show his family that he is still alive, by the looks of it.

wolves, eh. Bogey team iirc. Gonna hold off on judgement of anything til adebayor gets a few games.

Sandro on long term deal. Seems pre-emptive tbh, but he was great last year.

Adebayor Sandro and, so far, friedel sort three problem positions from last season. Wish we'd got cahill tho.

Big step up for us after the first 3 games, obv. Apparently we're starting the same team as the last 3 matches, which is pleasing. Still unsure about how much our liability players have improved, Bale will murder Stearman for pace so I'm hoping there's some kind of masterplan lol as if.

the masterplan was that it would be crouch waiting for the cross. Ooooh, bad luck

hoping McCarthy is lying and suddenly Zubar will turn up from wherever he's got him locked up

http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2011/09/07/richard-stearman-stays-at-right-back/

No, apparently Mick is just being a dick.

NB: I like Stearman and he's been decent at RB but he's already been turned by slower wingers than Bale this season.

the masterplan is whenever bale goes forward take out a cardboard cutout of robin van persie up the other end so that adebayor will run 90 yards across the pitch towards the cardboard to stamp on it.

it's so crazy that it might just work

as long as you don't expect dawson to pay attention to it, like

Won't work, the cardboard cutout of RVP is injured iirc

on a point of information-

A cardboard cutout of van persie, sir, would be considerably less injury-prone than the original, we may safely assume.

Currently facing charges of molesting a cardboard box.

come on ffs

a large cardboard box is known as a 'gaylord' btw

Cook out!

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/sports_owners/peter_kenyon.jpg

HE'S READY.

http://i.imgur.com/lY1T3.jpg

"Cook out" is a gis open goal

"The privilege is in part offset however by the significant personal focus which has at times, detracted from the magnificent achievements of those working at the football club.

"It is that factor, together with my error of judgement in this matter that has prompted me to reach this decision, which I believe is in the best interests of the football club."

a blu blu blu

never trust a man called Garry

Tragic that such a great man could be brought down by someone hacking into his e-mail account

autumnwatch cuntwatch: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14854142.stm

Where are people getting their dodgy internet streams from these days? I had been relying on myp2p.eu but that appears to have been killed. Want to watch the Spurs v Wolves game but can't be arsed trawling for ages. Is live footy doctor serv or whatever still good?

http://www.soccertvlive.net/ is decent

OK, so Asamoah Gyan's gone on loan to a club in Saudi Arabia? Whaaaaa?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lols @ fantasy teams hearing that right now

They did just get Mr. 10 out of 9 in confidence. Don't need anyone else

There's now myp2p.bz but it's a bit shitty compared to the old one.

I can only assume that Sunderland were paying Gyan some suicidally high wages in a fit of post-World Cup idiocy. Very good player but hasn't quite set the Premiership alight. Although he might still have.

scored ten goals last year, that's not a bad start.

Bruce has claimed that the constant speculation linking him with bigger clubs and higher wages elsewhere affected him mentally.

Although, interestingly, they didn't get a single bid for him.

Yeah I'm not saying 10 goals in his first season is bad at all, especially in a team as workmanlike as Sunderland, but if they are paying him crazy wages then it might not be considered worth it, hence the loan.

Either that or Gyan just hates Sunderland. I feel a bit sorry for Sunderland fans, no one ever seems to want to stay there.

http://atdhenet.tv/ still the most consistent site for streams, ime

I use vipbox.tv, though recently a lot of the streams have that annoying screen asking for a mobile phone number