the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

the real crime of badger badger was the version of that where some sub-echt george lucas added penises to the badgers, swinging like windmills

i was kinda hoping someone would have shopped zelig into the cantina by now

still reeling from "Bobba Fatt" btw

also reeling from Danny Winn holy shit

haha also THE THING, since the tall dude in the cantina band designed it

someone needs to write the definitive novel of the middle-aged ska musician

I think the thing throwing about that Danny Winn song Tracer initially linked is that on the pre-chorus I want to start singing "Behind Blue Eyes"

haha also THE THING, since the tall dude in the cantina band designed it

how do we know it's not already there HMMMM?

oh jesus they have a fiddle too

― goole, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:26 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like, how do we know george lucas didn't go back and photoshop in The Thing into the cantina scene, made to look exactly like the existing footage

frankly i think to be on the safe side we should just assume that he did

suddenly I want padame to die

you're in luck!

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Its always a lucky day when an alien princess dies and is reborn as a tabloid flasher

she did who in the what now

SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:40 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:41 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

wait you realize "badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right

how sad is it that i had to stare at the drummer being named Drum Solo for like 30 seconds before angrily getting it

"badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right

― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, September 1, 2011 5:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

wait badger badger is in metal gear?

http://jrscience.wcp.muohio.edu/Photos/InflatedFrog.jpeg

my name is george lucas, and i approve of this derail.

haha yeah i was not aware that the badger song featured in metal gear

some dude i was talking about how your boss says "snaaaaake!" when you die in metal gear solid. i.e. it's super-cheesy but nobody points and is like, omg how could they ruin this intense game

apparently it's an easter egg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8dAo8U1-vg&feature=related

xpost oh ok

http://www.robotlibre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/watsonjabba-e1293198792844.jpg

it's ok if cheesy screams are part of the original canonical work ("game over, man, game over!"), but retconning cheesy screams is just gauche

Jabba the slut

Roffle:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-offers-a-compelling-argument-against,61224/

who CGI'd a ring of flesh around his neck

Arby's

thats no cgi man thats real steakfat

Ah ha I was just coming here to post this. So crazy! xp

ALMOST as good as 2006 vs 2011 Obama

? I am unfamiliar with this Obama

whatever obama's faults, neckfat isn't one of them!

whats with no CGI of Obama's grey hairs into black again

Revise all instances of "Yes we can" in 2008 victory speech to "Yessssssssssss"

or "maybe we can't !"

haha the old Lucas quotes remind me of that straight-to-DVD movie where ray liotta plays a fire marshal

I'm not playing devil's advocate here, but I will tip my hat to Lucas's cynical genius is this way: the neighborhood kids around here were all introduced to the "Star Wars" flicks via the (more) childish prequels, and parents generally didn't let them watch the original trilogy until they were older. At which point the damage was done, because those same neighborhood kids around here all play Anakin when they play Star Wars, or dress as Anakin for Halloween. Or Darth Not Vader or whomever. I don't think I've ever heard them utter the name "Han Solo," let alone "Luke." It's actually kind of weird, from my vantage.

I hate those kids

anakin/vader is like the only "interesting" character lucas ever created

(obviously he isn't actually even slightly interesting, but he does actually go on a "moral journey")

do kids these days also play "captain kirk" by blasting beastie boys on their nokia phones?

Han Solo is the only good thing about star wars

hence his name

^^^still unfucked with

― mark s, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

UNTRUE, the ewoks blink now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRejStaN3q4

but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:41 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

oh yes they do

they made a blink but ignored the fact that its so obvioulsy a littel person in a bear outfit

Perhaps we should think of other movies where a "Noooooo!" overdubbed in would make a character's following actions easier to understand.

Maybe Dave can scream "Nooooo!" through the entire dissembling-HAL9000 scene.

Tim Allen screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in every episode of Home Inprovement

A lot of Nicolas Cage movies would be improved.

Like World Trade Center.

In Jaws3D they should really make the shark go NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while he crashes through the glass.