the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

http://www.tributebandreviews.co.uk/28/11/2008/ska-tribute-bands-ska-wars/

xxpost -- he used the word 'bragadocious,' ergo lions.

As for Mark S's terrifying link just now:

Band Members:
Lead Vocals – Bobba Fatt
Trumpet + Backing Vocals – Horn Trooper
Trombone + Backing Vocals – Horn Trooper (AKA Toby 1 Skanobi)
Keyboard – Ska 2 D 2
Bass Guitar – Luke Ska Walker
Drums + Backing Vocals – Drum Solo (AKA Princess Leon)
Guitar – Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader)

thanks, Ned.

holy shit

loooooool bobba fatt

every ska band needs the comedy fat guy

from the doc -

"we're not in this just to make music for ourselves, we're in this to please other people and to entertain"

!! no one ever says this!

That's a quote from George Lucas.

Meanwhile, joy!

https://www.facebook.com/skawarsuk

He inserted it into the Battle of Endor.

now i'm just picturing morbs skanking in his princess leia costume :'(

I just noticed why the 'NOOOO' thing is so funny to me. It reminds me of Xavier: Renegade Angel, who often witnesses something happen and then shouts "Nooo!" while the camera zooms into his eye for a flashback. Having Darth scream this before/while picking up the Emperor, it sort feels like Lucas really wants to zoom into Vader's eye and cut to a flashback montage of a bunch of prequel scenes so that us idiot audience can further connect the dots between his troubled past and the serious deep soul-searching he is undergoing at that moment.

SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bizarre-star-wars-costumes-jabba-the-hut-costume-1.jpg

i'd never noticed (tho i haven't seen these since i was a teenager, actually) (they were aight) quite how godzilla-suitish darth vader's movements are when he's picking the emperor up. not much of a rig to move in, i guess

the real crime of badger badger was the version of that where some sub-echt george lucas added penises to the badgers, swinging like windmills

i was kinda hoping someone would have shopped zelig into the cantina by now

still reeling from "Bobba Fatt" btw

also reeling from Danny Winn holy shit

haha also THE THING, since the tall dude in the cantina band designed it

someone needs to write the definitive novel of the middle-aged ska musician

I think the thing throwing about that Danny Winn song Tracer initially linked is that on the pre-chorus I want to start singing "Behind Blue Eyes"

haha also THE THING, since the tall dude in the cantina band designed it

how do we know it's not already there HMMMM?

oh jesus they have a fiddle too

― goole, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:26 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like, how do we know george lucas didn't go back and photoshop in The Thing into the cantina scene, made to look exactly like the existing footage

frankly i think to be on the safe side we should just assume that he did

suddenly I want padame to die

you're in luck!

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Its always a lucky day when an alien princess dies and is reborn as a tabloid flasher

she did who in the what now

SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:40 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:41 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

wait you realize "badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right

how sad is it that i had to stare at the drummer being named Drum Solo for like 30 seconds before angrily getting it

"badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right

― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, September 1, 2011 5:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

wait badger badger is in metal gear?

http://jrscience.wcp.muohio.edu/Photos/InflatedFrog.jpeg

my name is george lucas, and i approve of this derail.

haha yeah i was not aware that the badger song featured in metal gear

some dude i was talking about how your boss says "snaaaaake!" when you die in metal gear solid. i.e. it's super-cheesy but nobody points and is like, omg how could they ruin this intense game

apparently it's an easter egg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8dAo8U1-vg&feature=related

xpost oh ok

http://www.robotlibre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/watsonjabba-e1293198792844.jpg

it's ok if cheesy screams are part of the original canonical work ("game over, man, game over!"), but retconning cheesy screams is just gauche

Jabba the slut

Roffle:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-offers-a-compelling-argument-against,61224/

who CGI'd a ring of flesh around his neck

Arby's

thats no cgi man thats real steakfat

Ah ha I was just coming here to post this. So crazy! xp

ALMOST as good as 2006 vs 2011 Obama

? I am unfamiliar with this Obama

whatever obama's faults, neckfat isn't one of them!