Don't forget dinosaur but CGI'd in front of Sir Alec.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
dinosaur butt
http://spectrumculture.com/assets/ewokguilty.png
^^^still unfucked with
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
here's a guy in a black cape named Darth Vader so really it was cheesy all along.
we have a winner
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
how can the "NOOOOOOO!" be a shark-jump in a trilogy that has already given us:
Jar-Jar Binksyoung Anakin, builder of C-3P0older Anakin, wooden seducer of his former babysitterJango Fett
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
mark i keep seeing movement in that ewok pic, but i know that PNGs can't move
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, I thought the "she died because she was sad" bit was WAAAAAAAY more ludicrous than Vader's "NOOOOOOO!"
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
she was REALLY sad though
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
it was sad, she was sad
sad that her name wasn't "jango"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Films were never that good -- would agree except for empire which still holds up (just watch the first 10 minutes to confirm)teen who prefers Annie Hall -- is right! Except for empire which has aged much better. Allen inserting McLuhan as a cameo might have been fresh at the time but now that Lucas can digitally insert Naomi Klein into Cantina scene on a whim this seems old hat. Also empire has better jokes and comedic timing.Annie hall just has ewoks
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
she withered away from melancholy
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I like to think that she was really broken up about not getting to wear the ludicrous wigs and makeup and her secret husband turning into a child murdering dickbag was just the final straw
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
By the post-count ye shall know what is valued, Sotosyn
ATTACK OF THE CLONES vs LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WOMAN
(by "that good," I mean worthy of more attention than Robert Aldrich's Ulzana's Raid)
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
True, true. Yeah, but Jar-Jar, young Anakin, all that is pretty peripheral. Darth Vader is like the first iconic figure that appears in Star Wars. This isn't baby Anakin accidentally blowing up the Death Donut or a clone of Boba Fett's father, this is the actual real Darth Vader from the original film. The guy that could choke somebody to death from across the room, he was so badass. And suddenly he's basically reliving a moment from Lethal Weapon or something.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Allen inserting McLuhan as a cameo might have been fresh at the time but now that Lucas can digitally insert Naomi Klein into Cantina scene on a whim this seems old hat.
He should digitally insert Woody Allen at the Mos Eisley bar complaining to Morbz and a pack of sad Ophuls fans.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://eightiesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/zelig.jpghttp://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7148/232980-jar_jar_binks_large.jpeg
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
why am i beginning to think morbs has a "leia in metal bikini" costume hidden in his closet.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
If Jar-Jar and young Anakin had been peripheral to "The Phantom Menace", it would have been a wholly different, infinitely better movie!
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
xp: maybe strike out "costume"?
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
guys, let's just chill with some golden moments from the sad life of padme jango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPXH11PRQLc
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
and sings the triumphant ewok song at the moment of climax
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
it's realy sad she was sad
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQyEs0gk8Hw
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
oh damn Tracer did that already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1uBXa-234
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
morbs otm
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-kBE2fqZkA
This is a sad song about the life and death of Padme Amidala by the band Danny Winn and the Earthlings. All pictures used were found online through searches. Written, Produced, and recorded by Danny Winn, the song also features members of the New Mexico symphony Orchestra.
includes the lyrics "it was the saddest thing i've ever seen in my life"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
danny winn otm
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/dannywinnandtheearthlings
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Danny Winn and the Earthlings was an original ska band based out of Albuquerque, NM. A fixture of the local scene and an enduring crowd favorite, the band was known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks. Originally concieved as a solo creative outlet by Danny Winn, DW&E had became a unique amalgamate loaded with personality from each of the six members.Check out my new Ska video Commercial for the Louisiana Hot Sauce Contest!
Check out my new Ska video Commercial for the Louisiana Hot Sauce Contest!
hey danny winn you are history's greatest monster
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Check out my unique amalgamate of Louisiana Hot Sauce!
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mFBgVUtb-s
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
man there must be zero ass kickings & easy pussy in albuquerque
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Danny-Winn-and-the-Earthlings-Ska-Band/152791498103141?sk=info
Influences Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Goldfinger
Well, he's honest.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
there it's pronounced "puss-say," and it's a perfect amalgamate of herbs and spices!
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Skanking Sad
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i live in a city that invented the zombie pub crawl and i can't imagine a star wars ska band getting booked outside of a family reunion in a state park
oh jesus they have a fiddle too
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Not one press interview as far as I can tell. Just videos where he shares his art.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
it's realy sad, they had a fiddle
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Ska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONiRotcPS0E
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/ricky-martin-livin-la-vida-loca-version-en-espanol.jpg
she's into sci-fi moviesAT-ATTs and Jar-Jar Binks
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i can never decide whether to admire nth-wave ska bands fot their never say die spirit or wish we still fed people to lions.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
My first video project ever, this is a never before released short documentary featuring the Ska band Danny Winn and the Earthlings. It was originally a promotional DVD that was sent to such places as The Tonight Show, The Conan O'Brien Show, Saturday Night Live, and many more to potentially further the bands progress. This video never meant to be viewd by fans or others and because it was meant to be a Promotional video for the band, it is a bit bragadocious and focuses mostly on the bands accomplishments and wide range appeal.
http://www.tributebandreviews.co.uk/28/11/2008/ska-tribute-bands-ska-wars/
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
xxpost -- he used the word 'bragadocious,' ergo lions.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
As for Mark S's terrifying link just now:
Band Members:Lead Vocals – Bobba FattTrumpet + Backing Vocals – Horn TrooperTrombone + Backing Vocals – Horn Trooper (AKA Toby 1 Skanobi)Keyboard – Ska 2 D 2Bass Guitar – Luke Ska WalkerDrums + Backing Vocals – Drum Solo (AKA Princess Leon)Guitar – Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks, Ned.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link