Morbs, you sound like the guy spitting opinions on Alvy's neck.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
i preferred annie hall too; what teenager wouldn't
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, really – sanctimony in a Star Wars thread? gtfo
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
These films were never that good. You were six.
the thing about this argument is that all movies are shaded by the person you were when you watched them, your mood, your intelligence, etc. so being a teenager who preferred Annie Hall is not really any better than being a six-year-old (or 36-year-old) who likes star wars
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
just the attitude of "a teenager who prefers Annie Hall" is going to shade them toward preferring Annie Hall because teenagers are all about being intellectually superior
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
Easily rebuffed by the fact that the older you are, the better you are.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
"I didn't read comics; thank god I was a teenager that preferred The Magic Mountain."
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://babycostumeoutlet.info/wp-content/uploads/costume%20baby%20yoda%20halloween%20costume_2.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
look, all the add-ons and tinkerings are just.... not really that material. they are the same movies. and that original landspeeder looked like shit, even in the 70s
i've said it before, but by my lights the only real downside to the additional CGI is that CGI tech is always moving on, always improving, so 20 years from now, much of the CGI will look even lamer and faker than it does now. practical effects don't have this problem. so lucas - or his heirs, or whatever - will need to go back and keep touching that shit up ever few years to keep pace. until finally somebody just creates a really good full jabba suit in real life and rotoscopes that in over the CGI.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
the magic mountain kinda is a comic
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
yet here you are, baiting people about Star Wars.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
I was a 4-year-old who loved "Star Wars" at the drive-in btw
I am dying that AICN devoted most of that article to a wholly innocuous change to a mostly terrible (but super fun to watch) movie and threw in the blatantly ludicrous LMAO forever change at the end as an "oh btw they did this too", which had the unfortunate side effect of making the original "NO" complaint seem even more trivial
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
I hope George Luca's son continues destroying them untli one day they are like Mork from Ork
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
You are arguing with things I never said, n/a. Never change.
I liked the original trilogy, but at a cerain point it kicks in that they ain't Max Ophuls.btw best post-Jedi Star Wars moment is the bar mitzvah in Deconstructing Harry.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
I liked the original trilogy, but at a cerain point it kicks in that they ain't Max Ophuls
You are arguing with things no one has said, Morbz. Never change.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
has anyone done a serious study of the neck issue? i saw a clip from a circa 1995 doc the other day and it was bad but nowhere near today's "south american frog inflating its neck sack" look.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
The "NOOOOO!" moment in ROTS was a pretty shark-jump moment for me, but i think in the theater by that time I was like "Okay, we're in straight-up b-movie monster territory now" and it was silly and cheesy but here's a guy in a black cape named Darth Vader so really it was cheesy all along. Christopher Lee in the mix too, here we go Hammer.
Part of me really wishes they stuck to the original Empire script depiction of Darth Vader living in an evil-looking castle, feeding gargoyles by a lava lake or something.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
even the stupids didn't squander christopher lee as unforgivably as lucas did
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
Don't forget dinosaur but CGI'd in front of Sir Alec.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
dinosaur butt
http://spectrumculture.com/assets/ewokguilty.png
^^^still unfucked with
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
here's a guy in a black cape named Darth Vader so really it was cheesy all along.
we have a winner
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
how can the "NOOOOOOO!" be a shark-jump in a trilogy that has already given us:
Jar-Jar Binksyoung Anakin, builder of C-3P0older Anakin, wooden seducer of his former babysitterJango Fett
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
mark i keep seeing movement in that ewok pic, but i know that PNGs can't move
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, I thought the "she died because she was sad" bit was WAAAAAAAY more ludicrous than Vader's "NOOOOOOO!"
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
she was REALLY sad though
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
it was sad, she was sad
sad that her name wasn't "jango"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
Films were never that good -- would agree except for empire which still holds up (just watch the first 10 minutes to confirm)teen who prefers Annie Hall -- is right! Except for empire which has aged much better. Allen inserting McLuhan as a cameo might have been fresh at the time but now that Lucas can digitally insert Naomi Klein into Cantina scene on a whim this seems old hat. Also empire has better jokes and comedic timing.Annie hall just has ewoks
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
she withered away from melancholy
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
I like to think that she was really broken up about not getting to wear the ludicrous wigs and makeup and her secret husband turning into a child murdering dickbag was just the final straw
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
By the post-count ye shall know what is valued, Sotosyn
ATTACK OF THE CLONES vs LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WOMAN
(by "that good," I mean worthy of more attention than Robert Aldrich's Ulzana's Raid)
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
True, true. Yeah, but Jar-Jar, young Anakin, all that is pretty peripheral. Darth Vader is like the first iconic figure that appears in Star Wars. This isn't baby Anakin accidentally blowing up the Death Donut or a clone of Boba Fett's father, this is the actual real Darth Vader from the original film. The guy that could choke somebody to death from across the room, he was so badass. And suddenly he's basically reliving a moment from Lethal Weapon or something.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Allen inserting McLuhan as a cameo might have been fresh at the time but now that Lucas can digitally insert Naomi Klein into Cantina scene on a whim this seems old hat.
He should digitally insert Woody Allen at the Mos Eisley bar complaining to Morbz and a pack of sad Ophuls fans.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://eightiesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/zelig.jpghttp://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7148/232980-jar_jar_binks_large.jpeg
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
why am i beginning to think morbs has a "leia in metal bikini" costume hidden in his closet.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
If Jar-Jar and young Anakin had been peripheral to "The Phantom Menace", it would have been a wholly different, infinitely better movie!
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
xp: maybe strike out "costume"?
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
guys, let's just chill with some golden moments from the sad life of padme jango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPXH11PRQLc
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
and sings the triumphant ewok song at the moment of climax
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
it's realy sad she was sad
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQyEs0gk8Hw
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
oh damn Tracer did that already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1uBXa-234
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
morbs otm
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-kBE2fqZkA
This is a sad song about the life and death of Padme Amidala by the band Danny Winn and the Earthlings. All pictures used were found online through searches. Written, Produced, and recorded by Danny Winn, the song also features members of the New Mexico symphony Orchestra.
includes the lyrics "it was the saddest thing i've ever seen in my life"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
danny winn otm
― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/dannywinnandtheearthlings
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Danny Winn and the Earthlings was an original ska band based out of Albuquerque, NM. A fixture of the local scene and an enduring crowd favorite, the band was known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks. Originally concieved as a solo creative outlet by Danny Winn, DW&E had became a unique amalgamate loaded with personality from each of the six members.Check out my new Ska video Commercial for the Louisiana Hot Sauce Contest!
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hey danny winn you are history's greatest monster
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link