Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

For some reason I always think of him as Jan Vennegoor of Heffelump.

In March 2006 he was diagnosed with shaving rash, putting an end to his season. The timing was especially unfortunate for Parker, who had been playing well for Newcastle, as it ended any hopes he may have had of forcing his way into James Dixon's love-den.

Scott Parker was found to be the second best dars player in the country for December 2006 by Sky Sports and Opta Index. He led Newcastle on their way to UEFA Intertoto Cup victory and was presented with the Intertoto Cup plaque in March 2007 before the UEFA Cup first leg tie with AZ, wjich Newcastle won with a thrilling three dart finish.

surprised no one's dislodged kuyt from the coveted 18 shirt yet

weren't qpr actually done for racist chants a few year's back? believe they were in a giant glasshouse throwing stones at ian wright

few years back even...

what happened to j v of h

no more wikiing either ;_;

― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, September 1, 2011 5:35 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

He was in the running for the pinchhitter role at ADO Den Haag, but it fell through ;_;

A free man now

iirc, he went to Rapid Vienna, but no idea how that went or whether he's still there (in the spirit of not just googling stuff).

back in his castle in hesselink

No, he left Vienna

surprised no one's dislodged kuyt from the coveted 18 shirt yet

weren't qpr actually done for racist chants a few year's back? believe they were in a giant glasshouse throwing stones at ian wright

― LocalGarda, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:01 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is it ok if i am confused by all this? does kuyt get racist chants? is he a racist? what? does 18 as a shirt number mean something? is this an injoke i dont get?

The gag is that Liverpool are the racists as they have only a couple of black players. 18 is some kind of supremacist number though I don't know where that comes from (c0mb47 IB possibly). It's very funny.

18 a wh|t3 p0w3r thing iirc

xp yeah

18's a symbol used often in extremist literature

1 = A(dolf); 8 = H(itler)

ah ok.

wtf

think it's british humour.

I thought 88 was the racist number, but I guess that's not really a number you can wear on a football shirt.

Don't tell Gary Hooper that!

Celtic have an 88, can't remember his name but it's six letters, begins with H and ends -er.

gah!

You can get away with anything these days
http://45.img.v4.skyrock.net/453/m0h4-martil/pics/2585362073_1.jpg

http://45.img.v4.skyrock.net/453/m0h4-martil/pics/2585362073_1.jpg

Fuck it, it's Ronaldinho wearing his number 80 shirt at Milan

lol ismael
i honestly thought numbers on footbal jerseys weren't allowed to go higher than like 30 or something!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squad_number_(association_football)#Unusual_or_notable_numbers

ronnie showed up twice

find anything over 30 (bar giving a youth team player #48 or whatever) unseemly and too american.

Buffon had 88 as his shirt number but had to change it. He claimed no knowledge of any dubious associations and said he liked it because it reminded him of four balls.

i just realized i turned images off to look at the Timbaland poll thread earlier. D'oh

Chicago has had 77, 88, 89, and 99 this year.

(only one of those players is american btw)

http://theexecutionersbong.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/mikel-arteta-statistical-analysis/

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/romario_g6.jpg

boss

yah i don't think liverpool are white nationalists ~as such~ but there is some chauvinism in this BEST OF BRITISH shit from the lad bellers and others

there is an assumption that british is in itself a good thing...premier league ready sure, but that applies to lots of non-british players....even aside from such practical considerations there a residual belief that BRITISHNESS confers some special qualities

can be traced back to source, you don't know wotchure gettin when you buy from yoorup full of chemicals i bet

every sunderland academy product is artisanally branded on the thigh with an imprint of lord kitchener

Also Downing, Bellamy, Henderson probably count as 'home grown' if we ever get back into Europe. Although why we would wanna go all the way over there when there are plenty of good games right here I don't know.

^ gets it

haw

Interesting that the buy-British policy at Spurs and Liverpool was driven by Comolli more than anyone else.

self loathing frog

Isn't there a quota this year?

self loathing british ilxors xpost

there a residual belief that BRITISHNESS confers some special qualities

maybe it does? it wouldn't be sniffed at around here if someone said those were shit qualities so why sniff at it when they're saying the opposite. isn't the reality that there's a better discussion to be had about potential differences between uk players and foreign ones than lambasting some sky sports/john terry strawman at every juncture, like we always do.

some stereotypes or national tropes are based on reality...to an extent. less so in football than in real life but at the least i think you can say people/players are highly likely to have different characteristics based on the country/league that produced them.

uhm....it doesn't

any nationality confers "special qualities"

sometimes it's difficult to appreciate dimitar berbatov's intrinsic footballing qualities because he just screams bulgarianness, you just can't get over how bulgarianly he behaves

Bulgarity, ffs

What are the special qualities of Irish footballers?

determinism via nationality is lazy shorthand at best, like every brazilian player getting defined wrt some 40 yr old notion of MAD SAMBA SKILLZ even though half of them are fullbacks or defensive midfielders