Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

crouch and palacios bought as form players, sold as decidedly not.

18m is
Incredible

Shit, Meireles has submitted a transfer request.

!

Can someone give me a brief summary of confirmed transfers?

spurs out

Hutton 4m to villa
Jenas loan to villa
Palacios 18m to stoke
Crouch free to stoke
Bentley loan to west ham

Parker 5m from west ham

can hopefully hold on to raul for the next 27 minutes.

NBS

Per Mertesacker, Werder Bremen to Arsenal, £7.6m

David Ngog, Liverpool to Bolton, undisclosed

Gael Kakuta, Chelsea to Bolton, six-month loan

Owen Hargreaves, unattached to Manchester City

Patrick van Aanholt, Chelsea to Wigan, season-long loan

Scott Parker, West Ham to Tottenham, £6m

David Bentley, Tottenham to West Ham, loan

André Santos, Fenerbahce to Arsenal, £6.2m

Joe Cole, Liverpool to Lille, season-long loan

Christian Poulsen, Liverpool to Evian, undisclosed

Palacios, Spurs to Stoke, £6m

18 m??? that can't be right

I really don't blame him.

basically nae cunt that's any cunt has moved

creative accounting

Palacios 18m to stoke
Crouch free to stoke

Yossi to Arsenal on loan confirmed according to Guardian

Cheers, lads.

Owen Hargreaves, unattached to Manchester City
Does this mean there'll be another wave of those 'Welcome to Manchester' posters?

welcome to manchester... general

http://p.twimg.com/AYGrGw9CAAIllEP.jpg

get photoshopping

ha xp

Yossi's confirmed it himself, in his rubbish English.

How are you feeling about qpr r/t/c? Didn't get the centre back you wanted but do you think you've a fighting chance of staying up now?

― pandemic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

umm well, you could say we've improved a dire squad but then it's still ferdinand & gabbidon (& traore) at the back who already went down once with west ham. traore, swp, & puncheon add sorely needed pace. barton adds something or other. there's a lot of question marks there, a lot of players i wouldnt want to be relying on, and i don't know really. we'll still be around the relegation zone but hopefully now not so far adrift that further planned reinforcements come january won't solve the worries.

wouldnt say i was disappointed though since flavio and bernie left us with too much to do too late and the bassong thing couldnt be helped. thought we'd get crouch (shocked with that tbh), think we should have gone for dann/onuoha/ridgewell.

So is a medical not a real requirement for deadline day transfers then? Cos I thought Meireles was crocked at the moment.

Maybe he has a youtube video of himself exercising. Hope he can upload it in time.

xxp and of course ferdinand & puncheon are still likely but not confirmed, so.... might get worse.

swp is confirmed by the looks of it

The Secret Footballer reckons they just pay a local doctor to give a cursory once-over, depending how much time is left.

everton making late dash for onuoha now

With Barton I could see him getting frustrated with the inadequacy surrounding him especially now that he's in his 'prime' and going into a tailspin. Equally he could enjoy being the lynchpin of the whole team and rise to the occasion as a galvinating force. Of course it's as likely that neither of those narratives will happen and he'll just be a pretty good player playing pretty well for a not v good team.
xps

medicals can be done after the deadline cf arshavin

Was Sneijder to Man Utd in the balance the whole window then? No other reason for him to be confirming he's staying at Inter now. United have been pretty classy this summer I must say.

Palacios is 6m
Crouch I think 8m or so?

some people will be glad to see Jenas gone

Parker is 5.5m or 6m

wonder who we have left after such a clear-out

hope Levy's happy at the new-look wage bill

Ruiz to Fulham confirmed?

Rangers have rejected a late £9m offer for striker Nikica Jelavic after receiving a call from an agent who refused to say what club he was representing

This can't be normal?

Rangers being able to turn down £9m?

Bellamy back at LFC.

Dunno what went on with Sneijder really

pinefox- few enough of those players played any games last year, and those who did were replaced by better this window.

Rangers story sounds like bullshit - trying to look good "we failed to spend our non-existent £15m WARCHEST but hey we kept our best player in spite of a HUGE OFFER FROM NO CUNT!"

Hearing whispers elsewhere on the internets that the club in for Jelavic was Rubin Kazan, but I completely refuse to believe any of it as anything other than Craig Whyte spinning shite again.

xpost

why do LFC need bellamy? in the ngog role? has he taken a pay cut?

benayoun to arsenal on loan

arsenal gotta bid for meirelles

Bellamy is meant to sub for suarez when suarez is rested surely?

great plan

thought they had more strikers than suarez, carroll, kuyt and downing

If Meireles goes is that all our signings from last Summer disappeared?

Trying to erase the Hodgson Era from existence.

Last year never happened, is that what the strategy's been all along?

Brad Jones is still here.

Meireles though, his timing's terrible.

Chelsea have bid £12m.

That's that then.

I thought we got rid of him when we got Doni? My mistake.
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